RYM Bottom 100 thread

Morbidly curious?? Roll to get one of these BEAUTIFUL masterpieces of music, come back and give your thoughts.

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yeah alright

sure

dear me

rollo

rollin

Couldn't make it through twenty seconds. Absolute garbage as expected.

wtf is this

ayy

HA!
(Also, fuck it, rolling)

already heard it before once, but it's much worse than i remembered

kill me

roll

already heard it, reroll

Eh, it was mostly forgettable. Nothing too terrible.

Kinda funny how 'Heavy' is probably one of the lightest songs they've ever made, though.

ass like that is far better comedic content than any sketch ever put onto a rap album.

ok

rolling

They see me rollin

>soulja boy - soulja girl
fucking kek

Rool

Rollan'

Eamon - Fuck It
eh it's bad but not the worst thing I've heard. The lyrics are shit but everything else is mediocre. This is the kind of song that would be playing in the background at KMart if it didn't cuss.

Rollerino

I am not even mad about this. I feel bad for remembering this with sweet nostalgia.

sure

Praying for Crazy Frog.

>Le Tigre - I'm With Her
This is why Trump won.

>Artists For Haiti - We Are The World
Lots of overly dramatic singing in this one. It was honestly kind of entertaining.

>Perez Hilton - The Clap
This one is shitty on purpose, but still fucking horrible. It's supposed to be funny, but it just isn't.

>Your Favorite Martian - Transphobic Techno
The animated music video is really bad and the song itself isn't much better. bitch got a benis :DDDD

>Michael Jackson - Bad(Afrojack Remix)
This one is just a bad remix. It's shit, but not as offensively shit as some of the others here.

>Charlie Puth - Marvin Gaye
Poor Marvin Gaye...

>Jacob Sartorious - Sweatshirt
Probably just a kid with rich parents. Who cares? It's like another Rebecca Black.

>Crazy Frog - We Are The Champions
patrician desu

>Falling in Reverse - Alone
This whole song + video just screams desperation. It's just a mess. God, this is bad.

>Unkle Adams - Original
similar to pottery

to be continued

yes

You are a god damn trooper, my friend.
Respect.

ok..... not as bad as i expected

Souljaboytellem.com [ColliPark Music/Interscope, 2007]
Boy do the haters get busy on this 16-year-old. But scrutinize the "superman" matter (look it up) and you'll see that even if he thought he was sneaking something outlandishly filthy onto a pop record, his fans thought he was inventing a dance that involved flying, thus furthering the presumption of innocence so crucial to his cute. Unlike his crunk forebears, he's not into pimping or dealing or even strip clubs--"Booty Meat" is as explicit as his carnality gets, and not only is he looking not touching, he's hoping an amateur will "turn around just like a pro." He's still boy enough to worry about those F's, and the most winning of his many winning songs was written to, and on, his Sidekick 3. There are enough sonic strokes here to keep the wrong bizzer in ringtone rappers for a year. But Soulja Boy's spiritual secret is that with less subcultural support than, say, Be Your Own Pet, he's reached the top of his world on a few tips from ex-partner Young Kwon and the loyalty of human sidekick Arab. You can hear how tickled he is about it. A-

>Crazy Frog - Jingle Bells and Last Christmas
patrician desu

>Design the Skyline - Surrounded By Silence
We're reaching levels of incompetence that shouldn't even be possible. This is entertaining as fuck. Just watch the video please.

>Crazy Frog - U Can't Touch This
yes

>Kevin Federline - PopoZao
Nothing of value here. Just bad and forgettable.

>Theory of a Deadman - I Hate My Life
edgy Nickelback

>B.O.B. - Flatline
wtf I hate science now

>Jedward - Ice Ice Baby/Under Pressure
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Bart Baker - I'm a Stupid Hoe
The original wasn't good to begin with, so this one just replaces Nicki Minaj with an old man. It's a very cheap "parody"

>Kim Kardashian - Jam (Turn It Up)
This might be the most forgettable pop song ever made. It's also painfully repetitive. Pure shit.

>The Black Eyed Peas - #Whereisthelove?
We Are The World 2.0 and once again it has plenty of overly dramatic singing. Absolutely horrible.

I actually did it. Fuck.

God bless you, user.

I honestly didn't think the #Whereisthelove? song was that bad. But then again I'm a big fan of The Game and Mary so I might be a little bias.

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Why the fuck is Don't Quit Ya Day Job on this list?

Because it was in RYM's bottom 100.

rolling for anything except "lips of an angel". FUCK that song.

Roll

I could use some pain.

Rooll

r-rolling

rollio

Give it here boy

roll

Rollingz

Nothing too bad. Just one of those stupid parodies of an already bad song

rollin

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People still hate party rock?

>transphobic techno at number 4
rym tranny crew strikes again

youtube.com/watch?v=oNLVWDkx2NY

>tfw you are a normie experiencing normie feels for the first time
10/10 music for a MySpace MIDI

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rollllagain

why not eh

rolling oh god
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whoops this isnt a post your profile thread couldn't abort in time, haven't heard of my roll though

jesus fuck i was not expecting this
i want to vomit

I need some Crazy Frog pls

hey

>joe mcelderry - the climb
sounds like a standard high school talent show cover

sure

YEP I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH

ROLLAN LIKE A MAN

alrite

RoIIO

It's true though, obviously it's not great but not under 1.00 bad. It deserves at least 2.70 it's only rated so low because of all the pretentious faggots who only listen to AC DC downgrade it

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let's do this

Roll

New Americana is not that bad. The lyrics are dumb, but the song is catchy.
also, roll

Rollan

w/e

Roll

oh my fucking god when the chorus drops..
also i dont get what he's trying to be

he's bald and wears a suit but he looks too goofy to be a hitman

rollin because I deserve it

Reporting back. Jingle bells was awful, but last christmas was fucking awful. The constant techno beat combined with squeals of an autistic child made me nauseous

I mean it's just trash with Snoop's trash bars. Nothing special.

roll again

Sure, why not

Okay now I hate humanity

yaaas queen!!!

Roll

jk rolling

Probably going to be terrible AF, but I'm rolling.

Here we go

rollan

this isn't a very good song

ronald

ok rolling

I legitimately enjoy All Summer Long.
Like if it's on the radio I'll leave it on.
reroll I want to hate myself.

wew lad

Ok then

this shit is good

rull

Italian Electro pop is the worst

well why not

>Florida Georgia Line - Cruise
oh jesus fucking christ

:v