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/cum/ Christian edition II
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>quotes from the meme book
As expected of binland.
is that really a bad thing?
just make sure you're in control
DEUS VULT
go smoke a joint and read quran, commie
meme edition but still okay
>reading the meme book II: pedophilia boogaloo
Ebin.
Really opens up the thought nozzles.
DUES VAULT
me on the right
Hey, do you know about Schlacht auf dem Eise?
Japanese is a waste of time.
I find that unlikely suomi. You're probably right in the middle, like me.
nah
can you give me quick rundown
im too tired to read the Wikipedia article
>Finnish
>Easier than German
Hmm...
Radical centrists must unite.
EL INDIO: WHEN THE CHIMES END YOU PICK UP YOUR GUN
EL INDIO: TRY AND SHOOT ME, COLONEL. JUST TRY.
[string piece with recurring watch chime leitmotif]
MONCO: VERY CARELESS OF YOU OLD MAN
[holds up pistol belt full of cartridges, with revolver]
MONCO: TRY THIS
MONCO: NOW WE START
[string piece with recurring watch chime leitmotif]
[drawn out standoff concluding with the colonel shooting el indio dead]
MONCO: BRAVO
[colonel takes the watch from el indio's corpse and looks at the photograph inside]
MONCO: THERE SEEMS TO BE A FAMILY RESEMBLANCE
MONCO: HERE
[hands colonel another watch]
COLONEL: NATURALLY, BETWEEN BROTHER AND SISTER
MONCO: MY GUN?
[colonel hands monco the pistol belt]
COLONEL: MY BOY, YOU'VE BECOME RICH.
MONCO: YOU MEAN WE'VE BECOME RICH, OLD MAN.
COLONEL: NO, IT'S ALL FOR YOU. I THINK YOU DESERVE IT.
MONCO: WHAT ABOUT OUR PARTNERSHIP?
COLONEL: MAYBE NEXT TIME.
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shit you got me
The image says it's easier.
>Japanese
>even harder than chink languages
No wonder their posts are so incoherent
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desu I think Yoko Shimomura has reached Uematsu's level.
I think that the Foreign Service Institute of the US knows a little more about teaching and learning languages than some fucko posting memes on Sup Forums.
That's why Americans all know how to speak several languages right LOL
Americans are stupid as shit bro
Honestly, I don't see what's so difficult about japanese. I had a much harder time with fucking french. I still have a hard time with french, but Japanese came easy.
>because a population on average knows less about learning languages than a govt institute in that nation specifically dedicated to learning languages, obviously that institute is useless and has never taught anyone
Don't think you have the right to call anyone else stupid mate.
Krauts OUT
jesus christ are you me
literally could not be assed to memorize the genders, conjugations, and all the special cases
while the hardest part of nip outside of kanji being sentence structure, which came way more easily to me
Eugenics could really use a comeback.
>Eugenics could really use a comeback.
There parents who unironically let their kids watch this
There are two biological genders but men have cocks so they're the only weird gender.
Eugenics could really use a comeback.
Eugenics is based as fuck.
>thread becomes schizophrenic
What is this, /brit/?
Eugenics? Yeah, that could use a comeback.
hopefully not, that entire general is just people talking to themselves like it's twitter
Does anyone have thoughts so paranoid that days or weeks later that they can scarcely imagine being able to have them? Once I accidentally cut someone off driving and was convinced that they'd memorize the sticker on my car, tell their friends and would flash their lights at me in an intimidating way from then on (people who I thought flashed their lights at me were naturally part of this truck driver's clique [light flashing I only imagined as well])..
Made a thread
>nigger logic
I've never imagined french being a difficult language
it's raining outside I am thirsty and there's carbonated water inside my car's trunk do I go get it or nah?
0-50 naw
51 - 100 yeah
(you) may re roll once if you want.
GUNSLINGER#1: SALUDOS, AMIGO. IT'S NOT SMART TO GO WANDERING SO FAR FROM HOME. [laughter]
GUNSLINGER#2: I RECKON YOU PICKED THE WRONG TRAIL
GUNSLINGER#3: OR HE COULD HAVE PICKED THE WRONG TOWN
GUNSLINGER#2: HIS BIG MISTAKE, I THINK, WAS GETTING BORN. YOU WANT ANY WORK, LOOKIN LIKE THAT? YOU COULD TRY BEING A SCARECROW
GUNSLINGER#1: OH, NO. THE CROWS ARE LIABLE TO SCARE HIM, MAYBE.
[gunslingers shoot at the ground, spooking Joe's mule]
[Joe's mule takes off, he dismounts and clutches to the post of a wooden sign]
JOE: HELLO
MEXICAN WITH MUSTACHE: SALUDOS
JOE [to undertaker]: GET THREE COFFINS READY
GUNSLINGER#1: ADIOS, AMIGO. LISTEN, STRANGER, DID YOU GET THE IDEA? WE DON'T LIKE TO SEE BAD BOYS LIKE YOU IN TOWN.
GUNSLINGER#1: GO GET YOUR MULE. YOU LET HIM GET AWAY FROM YOU? [laughter]
JOE: YOU SEE, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. HE'S FEELIN' REAL BAD.
GUNSLINGER#1: HUH?
JOE: MY MULE. YOU SEE, HE GOT ALL RILED UP WHEN YOU WENT AND FIRED THOSE SHOTS AT HIS FEET.
GUNSLINGER#2: HEY, YOU MAKIN' SOME KINDA JOKE?
JOE: MHMM, NO. YOU SEE I UNDERSTAND YOU MEN WERE JUST PLAYIN' AROUND. BUT, THE MULE, HE JUST DOESN'T GET IT.
JOE: OF COURSE, IF YOU WERE TO ALL APOLOGIZE...
GUNSLINGERS: [laughter]
JOE: I DON'T THINK IT'S NICE, YOU LAUGHIN'. SEE, MY MULE DON'T LIKE PEOPLE LAUGHIN'. HE GETS THE CRAZY IDEA YOU'RE LAUGHIN' AT HIM.
JOE: NOW, IF YOU APOLOGIZE LIKE I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO I MIGHT CONVINCE HIM THAT YOU REALLY DIDN'T MEAN IT.
[gunslinger#1 horks at the ground]
[Joe fans the revolver and kills the four gunslingers]
BAXTER: I SAW THE WHOLE THING. YOU KILLED ALL FOUR OF THEM. YOU'LL PAY, ALRIGHT. YOU'LL BE STRUNG UP.
[Joe aims the gun at baxter]
BAXTER: DON'T FIRE A SHOT. I'M JOHN BAXTER; SHERIFF.
[Joe holsters the revolver]
JOE: YEAH, WELL IF YOU'RE THE SHERIFF YOU BETTER GET THESE MEN UNDER GROUND.
[fistful of dollars theme]
JOE: MY MISTAKE, FOUR COFFINS.
reroll
which1 is it??
jesus fuck this is the deadest /cum/ I've ever seen
Yeah what's going on lately?
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Das it mane
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>white guys
Everyone is still asleep
Trump is forcing us to join the national guard to round up illegals
should i walk 10 minutes and eat a proper breakfast or should i jerk off and eat some peanut butter and bread?
Jerking off burns more calories than walking
Sounds logical.
>tfw just finished JoJo season 4 last night
I don't think I can wait until 5 I want more now
jerk it fag
>/cum/ is always dead during hours in which Californians are not on
Californians are the lifeblood of /cum/
Wtf is Jojo?
And if it has anything to do with anime,kill yourself
Do not bully Iroquois
thanks for defending me
I wish there was some way I could repay you
How do you even pronounce Iroquois? I've always pronounced the "quois" like it's in a French word (so the word comes out Ir-oh-kwah) for some reason.
>Iroquois
I don't know what this is. Keep me out of your faggot club
Ear-oh-kwoize
Eye roh quose.
Just don't say it
Can someone post America's Peak.jpg? I need it for reference for something.
Don't say what?
all of humanity should move back to sub-saharan africa
Nevermind
Stop masturbating.
Didn't delete it because it got trips, but I fixed the parts I messed up on
>tfw one day I will upload my mind onto a silicon chip, which will go into a replicate of the body of my younger self created with nanotechnology so I will become immortal
I wish I had an SKS desu.
So, anybody here still thinking electing Trump was a good idea?
yes
reform of the west first requires its downfall
trump is either going to cause it or he's going to be a good president
win-win :)
yes
france has a natural wall in the pyranees against you moors
we must build our own
>reform of the west first requires its downfall
>I actually want everthing to go to shit! E-everything going according to plan!
Genius
I'm German. And I'm in the south of Spain atm
he triggers cultural marxists and deports ugly mexicans, what's not to love?
>trump is either going to cause it or he's going to be a good president
shit
are you me
the janitors of this board are of the worst of all of this shit website
t. visigoth
>tfw
>visigoth
Sounds like an anime
Is it an anime
>i want everything to go to shit!
I do. Not shit, but it'll get worse before it gets better.
Stability before democracy, and that requires a period of rebuild and isolation. Rebuild requires disregarding immediate assets and profits, and focusing on the long-term plan.
39% please go
That's exactly someone in full damage-control-mode would say though
WHATS UP DRAM ALERT NATION ITS YOUR HOST KILLER KEENSTAR LEETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE THE NEWWWWS
white girl toes are so hideous
There is no long term plan
CHILE
Stop letting fingols nake threads
> Your guaranteed delivery date is: Saturday, February 18
What a time to be alive
>2017
>buying dragon dildos
rec me a better alternative
Really missing the Day Without Immigrants
Can't wait for the next one
stop buying dildos
It's beautiful today
Go out and have sex
If only it were so easy lol
*buys another dildo*