/cum/ Christian edition II

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>quotes from the meme book
As expected of binland.

is that really a bad thing?
just make sure you're in control

DEUS VULT

go smoke a joint and read quran, commie

meme edition but still okay

>reading the meme book II: pedophilia boogaloo
Ebin.

Really opens up the thought nozzles.

DUES VAULT

me on the right

Hey, do you know about Schlacht auf dem Eise?

Japanese is a waste of time.

I find that unlikely suomi. You're probably right in the middle, like me.

nah
can you give me quick rundown
im too tired to read the Wikipedia article

>Finnish
>Easier than German

Hmm...

Radical centrists must unite.

EL INDIO: WHEN THE CHIMES END YOU PICK UP YOUR GUN
EL INDIO: TRY AND SHOOT ME, COLONEL. JUST TRY.
[string piece with recurring watch chime leitmotif]
MONCO: VERY CARELESS OF YOU OLD MAN
[holds up pistol belt full of cartridges, with revolver]
MONCO: TRY THIS
MONCO: NOW WE START
[string piece with recurring watch chime leitmotif]
[drawn out standoff concluding with the colonel shooting el indio dead]
MONCO: BRAVO
[colonel takes the watch from el indio's corpse and looks at the photograph inside]
MONCO: THERE SEEMS TO BE A FAMILY RESEMBLANCE
MONCO: HERE
[hands colonel another watch]
COLONEL: NATURALLY, BETWEEN BROTHER AND SISTER
MONCO: MY GUN?
[colonel hands monco the pistol belt]
COLONEL: MY BOY, YOU'VE BECOME RICH.
MONCO: YOU MEAN WE'VE BECOME RICH, OLD MAN.
COLONEL: NO, IT'S ALL FOR YOU. I THINK YOU DESERVE IT.
MONCO: WHAT ABOUT OUR PARTNERSHIP?
COLONEL: MAYBE NEXT TIME.
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shit you got me

The image says it's easier.

>Japanese
>even harder than chink languages

No wonder their posts are so incoherent

youtube.com/watch?v=JXxkpOJFIzQ
desu I think Yoko Shimomura has reached Uematsu's level.

I think that the Foreign Service Institute of the US knows a little more about teaching and learning languages than some fucko posting memes on Sup Forums.

That's why Americans all know how to speak several languages right LOL
Americans are stupid as shit bro

Honestly, I don't see what's so difficult about japanese. I had a much harder time with fucking french. I still have a hard time with french, but Japanese came easy.

>because a population on average knows less about learning languages than a govt institute in that nation specifically dedicated to learning languages, obviously that institute is useless and has never taught anyone
Don't think you have the right to call anyone else stupid mate.
Krauts OUT

jesus christ are you me
literally could not be assed to memorize the genders, conjugations, and all the special cases
while the hardest part of nip outside of kanji being sentence structure, which came way more easily to me

Eugenics could really use a comeback.

>Eugenics could really use a comeback.

youtu.be/b9HYBTUQBQY


There parents who unironically let their kids watch this

There are two biological genders but men have cocks so they're the only weird gender.

Eugenics could really use a comeback.

Eugenics is based as fuck.

>thread becomes schizophrenic
What is this, /brit/?

Eugenics? Yeah, that could use a comeback.

hopefully not, that entire general is just people talking to themselves like it's twitter

Does anyone have thoughts so paranoid that days or weeks later that they can scarcely imagine being able to have them? Once I accidentally cut someone off driving and was convinced that they'd memorize the sticker on my car, tell their friends and would flash their lights at me in an intimidating way from then on (people who I thought flashed their lights at me were naturally part of this truck driver's clique [light flashing I only imagined as well])..

Made a thread

>nigger logic

I've never imagined french being a difficult language

it's raining outside I am thirsty and there's carbonated water inside my car's trunk do I go get it or nah?

0-50 naw
51 - 100 yeah

(you) may re roll once if you want.

GUNSLINGER#1: SALUDOS, AMIGO. IT'S NOT SMART TO GO WANDERING SO FAR FROM HOME. [laughter]
GUNSLINGER#2: I RECKON YOU PICKED THE WRONG TRAIL
GUNSLINGER#3: OR HE COULD HAVE PICKED THE WRONG TOWN
GUNSLINGER#2: HIS BIG MISTAKE, I THINK, WAS GETTING BORN. YOU WANT ANY WORK, LOOKIN LIKE THAT? YOU COULD TRY BEING A SCARECROW
GUNSLINGER#1: OH, NO. THE CROWS ARE LIABLE TO SCARE HIM, MAYBE.
[gunslingers shoot at the ground, spooking Joe's mule]
[Joe's mule takes off, he dismounts and clutches to the post of a wooden sign]
JOE: HELLO
MEXICAN WITH MUSTACHE: SALUDOS
JOE [to undertaker]: GET THREE COFFINS READY
GUNSLINGER#1: ADIOS, AMIGO. LISTEN, STRANGER, DID YOU GET THE IDEA? WE DON'T LIKE TO SEE BAD BOYS LIKE YOU IN TOWN.
GUNSLINGER#1: GO GET YOUR MULE. YOU LET HIM GET AWAY FROM YOU? [laughter]
JOE: YOU SEE, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. HE'S FEELIN' REAL BAD.
GUNSLINGER#1: HUH?
JOE: MY MULE. YOU SEE, HE GOT ALL RILED UP WHEN YOU WENT AND FIRED THOSE SHOTS AT HIS FEET.
GUNSLINGER#2: HEY, YOU MAKIN' SOME KINDA JOKE?
JOE: MHMM, NO. YOU SEE I UNDERSTAND YOU MEN WERE JUST PLAYIN' AROUND. BUT, THE MULE, HE JUST DOESN'T GET IT.
JOE: OF COURSE, IF YOU WERE TO ALL APOLOGIZE...
GUNSLINGERS: [laughter]
JOE: I DON'T THINK IT'S NICE, YOU LAUGHIN'. SEE, MY MULE DON'T LIKE PEOPLE LAUGHIN'. HE GETS THE CRAZY IDEA YOU'RE LAUGHIN' AT HIM.
JOE: NOW, IF YOU APOLOGIZE LIKE I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO I MIGHT CONVINCE HIM THAT YOU REALLY DIDN'T MEAN IT.
[gunslinger#1 horks at the ground]
[Joe fans the revolver and kills the four gunslingers]
BAXTER: I SAW THE WHOLE THING. YOU KILLED ALL FOUR OF THEM. YOU'LL PAY, ALRIGHT. YOU'LL BE STRUNG UP.
[Joe aims the gun at baxter]
BAXTER: DON'T FIRE A SHOT. I'M JOHN BAXTER; SHERIFF.
[Joe holsters the revolver]
JOE: YEAH, WELL IF YOU'RE THE SHERIFF YOU BETTER GET THESE MEN UNDER GROUND.
[fistful of dollars theme]
JOE: MY MISTAKE, FOUR COFFINS.

reroll

which1 is it??

jesus fuck this is the deadest /cum/ I've ever seen

Yeah what's going on lately?

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Das it mane
youtu.be/W5pGYyga7W4

>white guys

Everyone is still asleep

Trump is forcing us to join the national guard to round up illegals

should i walk 10 minutes and eat a proper breakfast or should i jerk off and eat some peanut butter and bread?

Jerking off burns more calories than walking

Sounds logical.

>tfw just finished JoJo season 4 last night
I don't think I can wait until 5 I want more now

jerk it fag

>/cum/ is always dead during hours in which Californians are not on
Californians are the lifeblood of /cum/

Wtf is Jojo?

And if it has anything to do with anime,kill yourself

Do not bully Iroquois

thanks for defending me

I wish there was some way I could repay you

How do you even pronounce Iroquois? I've always pronounced the "quois" like it's in a French word (so the word comes out Ir-oh-kwah) for some reason.

>Iroquois
I don't know what this is. Keep me out of your faggot club

Ear-oh-kwoize

Eye roh quose.

Just don't say it

Can someone post America's Peak.jpg? I need it for reference for something.

Don't say what?

all of humanity should move back to sub-saharan africa

Nevermind

Stop masturbating.

Didn't delete it because it got trips, but I fixed the parts I messed up on

>tfw one day I will upload my mind onto a silicon chip, which will go into a replicate of the body of my younger self created with nanotechnology so I will become immortal

I wish I had an SKS desu.

So, anybody here still thinking electing Trump was a good idea?

yes
reform of the west first requires its downfall
trump is either going to cause it or he's going to be a good president
win-win :)

yes

france has a natural wall in the pyranees against you moors

we must build our own

>reform of the west first requires its downfall
>I actually want everthing to go to shit! E-everything going according to plan!
Genius

I'm German. And I'm in the south of Spain atm

he triggers cultural marxists and deports ugly mexicans, what's not to love?

>trump is either going to cause it or he's going to be a good president

shit

are you me

the janitors of this board are of the worst of all of this shit website

t. visigoth

>tfw

>visigoth
Sounds like an anime
Is it an anime

>i want everything to go to shit!
I do. Not shit, but it'll get worse before it gets better.

Stability before democracy, and that requires a period of rebuild and isolation. Rebuild requires disregarding immediate assets and profits, and focusing on the long-term plan.

39% please go

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visigoths

germanic tribe in spain

top tier metalwork

That's exactly someone in full damage-control-mode would say though

WHATS UP DRAM ALERT NATION ITS YOUR HOST KILLER KEENSTAR LEETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE THE NEWWWWS

white girl toes are so hideous

There is no long term plan

CHILE

Stop letting fingols nake threads

> Your guaranteed delivery date is: Saturday, February 18
What a time to be alive

>2017
>buying dragon dildos

rec me a better alternative

Really missing the Day Without Immigrants

Can't wait for the next one

stop buying dildos

It's beautiful today
Go out and have sex

If only it were so easy lol

*buys another dildo*