Stay tuned for my breakfast this morning

Stay tuned for my breakfast this morning

Always

The big pieces are warm and chewy

cheddar is better with eggs

Semen is a protein rich breakfast

This one's looking toasted enough

Grilled bagels are the goddamn best

Washing the grits off for the egg

Scrambled eggs and brains marinated in my own urine gets me going in the morning

Get ready guys

Aw yeah

>scratched Teflon pan

Fucking plebe, take better care of your cookware.

>Get ready guys

JESUS is CUMMING!!

Did you put it in your mouth and then spit it in?

Because that is the most unprofessional shit i have seen.

Salt n pepper that shit

The cheese is in full effect

dear fuckn god, heat to high burned the bottom half and then showered it in shit teir spices

>The cheese is in full effect
Make gravy for the fetus

>kikes meal
Are you a fucking kike? Disgusting...

>salt and pepper
>shit tier

You British or niggerish bruh?

FUCKING FINALLY.

I am telling my gf that all the time. The little shit is putting metal dishes on that thing.

heavily niggerish
>checked

Thanks for staying with me Sup Forums!

>heat on high
it's on medium
>bottom burnt to shit
the yolk is runny you clearly don't know shit about eggs
>shit tier spices
salt and pepper are prerequisites for an egg if you aren't as stale as a cracker you stupid fuck

i once used that little metal loofa thing on a girls teflon pan. it was the morning after we had just hooked up for the first and only time. i really fucked up her pan. she was pissed. i felt like such an autist.

You used a brillo pad on a girls pan and it fucked up your chances? that's hilarious

dude thanks tbh

u made my breakfast better OP :3

no problem friend anytime, but for what exactly because I'm not sure what you're thanking me for

whatever gets your gizzered I guess still looks pretty tasty 8/10

Sounds like some shit I would of done years ago. Shit happens...

Is this because of all the pancake threads yesterday?

>Sounds like some shit
Looks like clown poop

You bet. I plan on making you guys a part of my breakfast most if not all mornings from here on

So were you part of making the pancakes?

looks sincerely tasteless and not appetizing at all. You have a bad breakfast.

No, I'm simply carrying on the legacy. Pancakes yesterday, eggs today, maybe somebody will surprise us with something new tomorrow morning

If not you guys are in for eggs round 2

>I plan on making you guys a part of my breakfast
I'll keep an eye out for you

Well get your eyes checked out cause it was delicious and my taste buds and satisfaction are superior to yours

>taste buds and satisfaction are superior
>maybe somebody will surprise us with something new tomorrow morning

is this what fucking Sup Forums looks like at 7 in the morning on a monday? fuck man.

>this what fucking Sup Forums looks like
Don't forget to plug your rat in

Hey, looks good op. I thought for sure your took would be over hard/medium and not runny, but it's a fine breakfast sandwich.

Next time skip the salt on the egg and try pepper jack with a slice of really crispy prosciutto

thats not cheese