Alright, Sup Forums

Alright, Sup Forums.

Post your fucking breakfast. Ham/egg/cheese on toast inbound.

Step one. Heat the ham

As I said - egg and cheese awaiting their turn

Sheeeeiiiit forgot image.

Little egg and three pepper Colby cheese

Here's what I usually make. Fried eggs, and more fried eggs with cheese and mayo on toasted bread.

Step two: start toaster oven with 12 grain wheat bread

Nigger what have you done to that egg... You barely need half that spice. Oh well.

Also if it isn't dukes mayo my jimmies are rustled

I'll give you a bump, OP. Anons are too busy with their traps and porn threads.

Step three

Place cheese on your toast as well as freshly heated boars head Virginia ham

>barely need half that spice.

That's just a little, and I do mean a little, freshly grounded black pepper. Parsley for garnish. Little salt. I like pepper on almost everything.

>Also if it isn't dukes mayo my jimmies are rustled

Nope. Hellman's.

Thank you sir. I missed a Sunday Sup Forumsrunch thread yesterday and wanted my own today. Albeit that its Monday

Porn and trap threads are always here. Your post is refreshing. Continue on.

Salt and pepper (generous, I agree) are must haves. The amount of parsley though...

And wtf Hellman's? switch to dukes you'll be happier in life

Step four

Cheese on top of ham

Step five

Put some god damned butter on the pan and toss that fucking egg in there

I'm fasting this week, faggot
I'm feasting on willpower

normal amount of seasoning to me unless you like bland eggs.

but what do i know im just having coffee and maybe some reheated leftovers from thursday

Actually step one: make coffee to drink whilst cooking because your pathetic self has no motivation outside of debt and caffeine

>Salt and pepper (generous, I agree) are must haves. The amount of parsley though...

That's your preference, not mine. To each their own, as they say.

Don't knock Hellman's, one of the highest rated mayos. Never heard of dukes cumayo

S-senpai what an underrated post

Try it.

Dukes is great

Final step.

Assemble egg and rest of sandwich. Now hurry up and eat it then be late to work again you PoS

What's on your voice mail, is it the Red Cross again?

Lmfao no student loans

And bam - last shot before I eat the bitch

>all that runny yolk

If I'm going to put fried eggs on a sandwich, the yolk has to be mostly cooked with about 10% still runny liquid. Enjoy your fucking yolk water sandwich. Fucking disgusting.

Sage/10

>place in microwave
>cook 1:30 minutes
>Take out of microwae
>fry in hot oil until crispy
>done

Lmao its there to dip the crust in faggot

>frozen
>loads of sodium
>shit tier meat and cheese
>loads of oil(s)

No thanks.

Hope all that cholesterol yolk juice gives you a stroke and/or a heart attack. Up your ass, cock fag.

How much do you still owe? And was the degree worth it, I'm 3 classes away from my associates. Soon to transfer.

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What the fuck? What an ass

I didn't wish harm on you because of your breakfast preference lmfao

I owe 5 digits too many.

Also no. I chose the wrong career to go to college. It's better without it in my opinion

Egg yoke is the best you bitch, don't talk shit about.

That made no sense to use in the context of this conversation, dumb ass.

But I did. And still do. Up your ass.

My eggs yolk is the best. Open wide, little bitch.

Thank you

And you get out of my thread, asswipe.

>pretentious cuck shitting on people because they don't eat as healthy as he does
>see

Gimme those huevos boi

Make me ;b

Falsely assume more.

Still waiting on those huevo pics...

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