My ideal bf is

My ideal bf is...

1. 185 cm, 110 kg, huge muscle ass
2. beard
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom
6. french, cause the French language and accent are cute as hell
7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings

Your thoughts?

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Good luck

>french, cause the French language and accent are cute as hell
>half of French sounds like a speech impediment and the other half sounds like you're trying to hock a boogie

Fucking faggots, I swear to god

How many boyfriends are you planning to have at once?

1 of course

Hahahha good luck, as with many here enjoy dying single. Just like a 400lb neckbeard who wants a 110lb qt 3.14. Set you standards reasonably and you wont die alone.

lmao It's exactly me except for 2 things, I'm 108kg and I'm not french. Alredy got a gf tho

And you're a short, thick and hairy hambeast that mustn't be subject to body shaming, aren't you?

>implying anyone wants to date traps

Nope

You better be drop dead gorgeous with those demands OP.
You're also living in a fantasy land along with your weaboo habits. Good luck fool.

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Nope?
>2016
>didn't show tits and didn't still GTFO

>this is literally me
Dommage que cette pute ne merite probablement pas le bout du petit doigt

You should probably watch this.
youtube.com/watch?v=6fLLRijSdHw

Je suis curieux de savoir comment tu ressemble, OP
Because i bet you are a whale

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Y a trop de français ici, c'est cool

>Kafka
>French accen

Hell no.

The rest is fine.

>Kafka
Bien le bonjour très chère demoiselle ! Je passas en ces lieux en toute quiétude lorsque je vis ce thread où il était question de Français. Tous les rageux non francophones pourront pleurer de ma prestance bien entendu !

gays are merely infected
homosexuality isn't natural

>5. bottom
Thoughts are that you should kill yourself faggot

do you even french

>185 cm, 110 kg
>beard
>reads Kafka and Proust
Why do you want to date a fat neckbeard?

Is reading Kafka and Proust a new meme now?

It may be a secret to you, but everything humans and other animals do is natural by default cause animals are nature, you know, retard

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>french, cause the French language and accent are cute as hell
Are you retarded? I'm French and the French language sounds like a down syndrome kid trying to talk while vomiting.

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okay okay okay
correction: homosexuality is a disease and, because of that, homosexuals aren't the way humans are supposed to be, faggot

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It's Arab, not French

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>Your thoughts?
I cant do #4. What the fuck is kafta and proust?

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you are fatty, aren't you?

I'm pretty fucking close to that description, except for that I'm Dutch, not French.

But I'm not really into shitposters, so sorry OP, you're rejected.

Spotted the illiterate.

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> Je passas

Tocard, apprends à parler!

>implying there's a difference

This is why men are suicidal...

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>185 cm, 110 kg
>french
Choose one

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Arabic actually sounds pretty similar to French, same gross ö sounds and everything. No surprise why French sounds like shit.

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>tfw I match all of these except I'm not French

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You have shit tastes. Literally no one is like this.

>185 cm, 110 kg
Why do you want a fat fuck as a bf?

Mon Dieu comment ai-je pu laisser passer pareille bourde ?! Merci compagnon !

Et mention spéciale pour le tocard !

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CAUSE SHE IS FAT TOO

You better be good looking then

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Fais moi plez, va te pendre. Les cassoss comme toi personne n'en veut

>can cook delicious food
That's your job, you useless woman! Kill yourself.

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I guess I'll get into Kafka then
Au plaisir ;)

Muscle =/= fat

>5. bottom

LOL way to softpaw that in there fudge packer. 10/10. i responded.

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yeah right

>bf
that's gay...

>you useless woman
>woman
Guess again OP's a fag

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>your thoughts?
Congratulations, you're a homo. I bet pops is proud. Although I couldn't care less. I guess the indifference comes from the fact that you don't see straight people going out of their way to let a nigga know they like pussy. But you gays announce it like you're in a chat room full of people and you type "cya, gotta go, Kbai!", then waits for anyone in the room to acknowledge the fact that you're leaving and say bye back.

Kys, faggot.

> French sounds like shit
Your opinion man, I won't say anything !
> Arabic actually sounds pretty similar to French
Here is a rope, the branch is free

So you'll never have a boyfriend then

>french sounds like arab
This is true, now, since france is now flooded with monkeys and sandniggers.
This was not true a decade or two ago, when the french could still write their own language.

I can't wait til trump and Putin band together to eradicate the gay problem we're having on this planet right now. It'll be like sodom and Gomorrah, a bunch of fags burning to death.

>Here is a rope, the branch is free
Use them on yourself. Arabic and French do sound similar, you retard.

Ha ! Much more clearer now !
Still the langages remain different, nevertheless the both do exchange some words (like "souk" or "psartek" in French or "Carrosia" in Arabish)
Yet, saying they look alike is a step I won't personally cross

Oh boy, getting called retard by someone who thinks French and Arabic are the same, what a nice day to be alive !
And Japanese and Chinese are the same ? And German and Dutch are the same ? I guess so, by your logic !

OP is literally a faggot

You are totally in the wrong place for any of your expectations to be met.
1:Its not dreadfully hard to meet these reqs.
2:as per 1
3:Anyone with half a goddamn brain and good taste can meet this.
4: Kafka is tolerable is low doses, but Proust? Seriously? Wtf is wrong with you?
5:Learn to take it sideways bitch.
6:Being French according to the people that live in France is absolutely haram.
7:Goes hand in hand with 6. Enjoy being wife #5.

Your ideal bf is 1.185cm? So a fetus?

youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

This pasta isn't even stale anymore. Why did you dig it out of the landfill?

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Never said they sound similar, we're not the same person. I just found an explanation for what he said telling that france is now full of illiterate and analphabete monkeys that cannot write their own language, and speak like sandniggers, just because now france is full of monkeys and sandniggers

110kg. a base weight for an adult of 185cm with minimum muscles is around 70 kilos.

thats 40 kilos of muscles.

that's like a fucking anorexia girl just for muscles

Are you actually this retarded? Same =/= similar. Japanese and Chinese, and German and Dutch are definitely similar, that doesn't mean they're the same exact thing. By your retarded logic, camels and donkeys must be exactly the same thing too. Drink bleach and retake English, you fucking idiot.

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what a fucking faggot enjoy your aids, scum

In case you can't see it, it's like john cena

CAN ANYONE PLEASE TELL ME what show this gif is from?

ill literally suck your asshole, or do online favours idc

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Kek, triggered Francuck. Face it, you're Arabic and so it's your pathetic country and language. Tourists can barely tell the difference between France and Syria anymore and in 10 years nor will their inhabitants. French is Arabic, deal with it, cuck.

Please
Sir
Stop it please
You're making yourself ridiculous
I wanted to prove that if someone is dumb enough to say Arabic and French are similar, then they are dumb enough to say Chinese and Japanese are the same
Learn arguing buddy
Then bad example for "my retarded logic", you should have used a donkey and a horse. That would have fit better
Also > I'm so fucking mad I will lose time to give links of a dictionnary
Say buddy, since the French people are seen by the eternal cowards and faggots of the planet, how does it feel to get owned by one ?

What aboot canadian accent?

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