>He fell for the asian woman meme

>Nicolas Cage is separated from his wife Alice Kim ... guaranteeing they won't get a dirty dozen under their belts.

>TMZ confirmed Nic and Alice actually separated in January. They would have celebrated their 12th anniversary this summer. The couple met in 2004 when she was a waitress at an L.A. restaurant, and got engaged 2 months later. They have a 10-year-old son, Kal-el.

12 years isnt too bad these days

Well at least we know it wasn't the Alimony meme since she knows Nic only has crippling debt.

If anything, he'll be able to get alimony from her.

>They have a 10-year-old son, Kal-el.
this is a joke, right?

>>They have a 10-year-old son, Kal-el.
>this is a joke, right?
Celebs man.
It's up there with Moonunit.

Cage is a batshit crazy Supes fan. He owns the highest graded Action Comics #1

no he just owns one of the most highly graded copies.

The auction ended on August 24, 2014 and sold for over $3.2 million.[1] This was the highest value ever paid for a single issue of a comic book.[27] The purchasers were Vincent Zurzolo and Stephen Fishler, the owners of Metropolis Collectibles;

You're super new

Is cage the only geeky father who isn't an embarassment to his children?
Sure, he does straight to dvd movies, but that's hardly being a man child like Kevin Smith

12 years is a long time for a Hollywood marriage. That said, Alice definitely jumped ship because Cage is bleeding money.

If anything, she should take some of that debt with her.

Now that I think about it, yeah.

I liked The Trust

It's the exact opposite. His oldest son is a complete embarrassment.

How so? Please inform.

Until you realize the whore bided her time until their prenup agreement expired

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Poor Nic.

>First born is lobo, other called Kal-el

The ultimate DC friend

brutal

That's what he gets for falling for the gook meme