Fuck, Marry, Kill
Explain your reasoning.
Fuck, Marry, Kill
Nolan Green
Hudson Lopez
Fur fags most die
Brody Brown
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Brandon Jenkins
>No marefriend option
What in the actual fuck?
You won't be able to fuck any of those without getting your dick painfully torn off you.
Sebastian Williams
Fuck marry and kill yourself
Blake Perry
The penguin for marry of course. It is the best marriage animal, they mate and bond for life and will very rarely stray and cheat on their spouses.
The eagle for fuck because of the pride it has, I would like to take her down a notch.
Kill the moose, they are dangerous and are in my country considered the lion of the woods.
Blake Johnson
>penguin
Liam Clark
Fuck the Orca
Marry the Eagle
Kill the Moose
I'd marry the Orca but I can't survive in the water, it just wouldn't work.
Ethan Cruz
>penguin
Do you even mammal?
Jonathan Thomas
>penguin
You are one blind motherfucker, bitchnigger.
Oliver Sanders
Black and white bird in water with no feathers, you tell me.
Wyatt James
Marry eagle
>patriotic as fuck
Bang orca
>blowhole is probably cash
Kill moose
>don't want to get pegged by an antler
John Kelly
>being this easily baited
Zachary Clark
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Daniel Kelly
that's an orca whale though
Thomas Lopez
"Oh yeah guys. I knew it was a whale. I said it ironiclly. kek ur dum feg"
Xavier Walker
I think most people would choose to fuck the orca. it's like one tier below fucking a dolphin which is everyone's secret fantasy
Henry Perez
Easy, i'm Canadian:
Fuck, kill, marry
Daniel Young
It does look like a smiling penguin though on the thumbnail. I think it could been an honest mistake.
Ryan Sanchez
point it out to me, I don't see it.
Matthew Perez
Fuck Hawk
Marry Orca
Kill Moose
Get hawk addicted to my cock
>Voluntary Side-Bitch Status
Marry Orca to become sea god with Orca base and Ormaids and Ormen at your command because hybreeding?
tl;dr army of half-Orcs
Kill Moose for antlers and leather