>be me, 22, student >older student amongst younger friends >mostly grils >be attracted to cute blonde but no move made there yet >realized other brunette gril from group might be attracted to me >find her not as cute as blondie >brunette always tries to be next to me >touches me >she does that with the other grils but not with the other guys of the group >told me she not gay >but be not attracted to brunette except as bro-friends >don't know how to tell her nicely that I don't want >mfw I don't know what to do
halp ?
Julian Brooks
Pee on her to show your dominance.
Dylan Perez
...don't. make a move on blonde. Then if blonde rejects, talk to brunette. And let her do the whole "ME GRANDO OPPORTUNO" thing.
Carson Gonzalez
Why not both ?
Jonathan Phillips
Smack her across the lips for maximum exposure.
Christian Diaz
...
Nathaniel Smith
will try make a move on blonde eventually but really not attracted to brunette that way... need a way to make her understand that
Daniel Taylor
Wow. You're a fucking drama kid.
Owen Nelson
Kill her.
Josiah Brooks
Just tell her you want to be friends. You literally owe her nothing so just friend zone her. It's funny how dudes always feel bad about this, I know I do went I reject someone. We have so much empathy for women while the have very little for us, you think she would give a flying fuck if it was the other way around. I guarantee most girls don't even think twice about rejecting a boy
Grayson Roberts
>girls don't even think twice about rejecting a boy >think twice about rejecting a boy >rejecting a boy >boy
I think that sums up this whole thread. Grow up, all of you.
Michael Johnson
bit extreme but will consider
thought about that, not very confortable with it but most reasonable solution but want to be sure I'm right first
nope, not interested
yeah, love theatre
interesting, will consider too
Austin Young
Faggot.
Carson Collins
is the brunette a fat hambeast whale? if not, fuck her in the butt
Colton Carter
I require sauce on that semon demon.
Luis Rivera
no, small and thin might be enjoyable but not my type
u wot m8?
someone pass the sauce to that poor user
William Green
...
Luis Ross
cannot confirm pic related is same chick but pretty sure. no sauce, came from here. probably a cuck thread or some shit
Julian Martinez
last one. pretty sure this definitely is NOT the same chick, tits are the same though so close enough
Logan Moore
>not my type pls, sex is sex
stop being choosy before you end up with no opportunities
John Baker
If the blond girl isn't interested in you, you're going to regret turning down the brunette.
Stop looking at what you can't reach and take what you can get. You'll be a happier person.
Tyler Sanders
not trying to be choosy I prefer/want blondie and not brunette will give it a go with blondie but want to make brunette understand I'm not interested (will live with the consequences of that choice for the rest of my shitty life if it makes you feel better)
Kevin Johnson
I don't call this happiness. It's more easy maybe, but not so gratifying. (Not OP here)
Matthew Long
Try a move with blondie. See how it goes. Or don't do it immediately. First, if brunette is a good friend of you, talk about blondie in front of her. Don't be ambigious or she could think you're talking about her.
Also, checked.
Jaxon Bennett
yeah, I think I'll do that seems the most simple and humane way yet (with the exception of peeing on her to assert dominance of course)