Be me, 22, student

>be me, 22, student
>older student amongst younger friends
>mostly grils
>be attracted to cute blonde but no move made there yet
>realized other brunette gril from group might be attracted to me
>find her not as cute as blondie
>brunette always tries to be next to me
>touches me
>she does that with the other grils but not with the other guys of the group
>told me she not gay
>but be not attracted to brunette except as bro-friends
>don't know how to tell her nicely that I don't want
>mfw I don't know what to do

halp ?

Pee on her to show your dominance.

...don't. make a move on blonde. Then if blonde rejects, talk to brunette. And let her do the whole "ME GRANDO OPPORTUNO" thing.

Why not both ?

Smack her across the lips for maximum exposure.

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will try make a move on blonde eventually but really not attracted to brunette that way...
need a way to make her understand that

Wow. You're a fucking drama kid.

Kill her.

Just tell her you want to be friends. You literally owe her nothing so just friend zone her. It's funny how dudes always feel bad about this, I know I do went I reject someone. We have so much empathy for women while the have very little for us, you think she would give a flying fuck if it was the other way around. I guarantee most girls don't even think twice about rejecting a boy

>girls don't even think twice about rejecting a boy
>think twice about rejecting a boy
>rejecting a boy
>boy

I think that sums up this whole thread. Grow up, all of you.

bit extreme but will consider

thought about that, not very confortable with it but most reasonable solution
but want to be sure I'm right first

nope, not interested

yeah, love theatre

interesting, will consider too

Faggot.

is the brunette a fat hambeast whale? if not, fuck her in the butt

I require sauce on that semon demon.

no, small and thin
might be enjoyable but not my type

u wot m8?

someone pass the sauce to that poor user

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cannot confirm pic related is same chick but pretty sure. no sauce, came from here. probably a cuck thread or some shit

last one. pretty sure this definitely is NOT the same chick, tits are the same though so close enough

>not my type
pls, sex is sex

stop being choosy before you end up with no opportunities

If the blond girl isn't interested in you, you're going to regret turning down the brunette.

Stop looking at what you can't reach and take what you can get. You'll be a happier person.

not trying to be choosy
I prefer/want blondie and not brunette
will give it a go with blondie but want to make brunette understand I'm not interested
(will live with the consequences of that choice for the rest of my shitty life if it makes you feel better)

I don't call this happiness. It's more easy maybe, but not so gratifying.
(Not OP here)

Try a move with blondie. See how it goes. Or don't do it immediately.
First, if brunette is a good friend of you, talk about blondie in front of her. Don't be ambigious or she could think you're talking about her.

Also, checked.

yeah, I think I'll do that
seems the most simple and humane way yet
(with the exception of peeing on her to assert dominance of course)

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