Come up with a super power.
SOMEONE else comes up with a cost for using
said super power, NOT YOU!
Don't make a power that trumps any cost.
Try not to make the power useless with your cost.
If you post a cost please post a power to keep things going.
I'll start..
I can chew and digest anything without hurting myself even things like lava.
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But it'll hurt twice as much when you shit it out
I can instantly teleport to any location at any time I choose
eating something normally inedible causes bad indigestion
I can read minds
The cost shall be that you have to go to the shutter every hour everyday or the effect wears off
I choose the power to be able to lift any object that is not tied down for exactly 1 hour in length
When you do, they can also read yours
You can only see the thoughts that you know would exist in their minds
The ability to create Watermelon flavored jelly beans out of thin air
I can turn into a qt loli at will
post a power you fucking uncreative nigger
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It takes the time of an average man to walk from that point to the new point before you can materialize there
Everything would taste 2x as bad and your gag reflex would be weaker
But you can only teleport without clothes
But you could only turn back DURING rape
Whenever you do, you are attacked by 3 pedos in masks
Super strenght
I love these gifs, they make fapping to music way more fun.
Anyone know the sauce ?
It only last exactly 49 seconds before returning you to the orgin
I can make hard light constructs like greenlatern
The instant they are touched by real solid matter, they are dissolved
Minus8 is the sauce of this. hes great.
but all objects you make MUST be inserted into your anus after creation
nice feet
IQ 400
The ability to morph with technology, like upgrade from ben 10
I can legally murder hillary, her vice pres, trump, his vice pres, and force america to restart this retarded election.
You can only morph with things that will explode and if you do it kills you.
But you can't move for 15 minutes after each teleportation. Teleportation made while paralyse double the time you stay paralysed, resetting to zero after each teleport.
I can move through any obstacle
Theese are wierd, what do you mean must, its an action, and you have free will
You can only ever express to anyone things that someone of IQ 70 would say
>NOT YOU!
Oh, you.
Your clothes don't teleport with you
I can pick up any object with my mind
You only morph if the object is turned off, and it is only powered by your life force, which is drained each time you use it.
that would be annoying
Getting a life, having someone who loves me and a decent sum of money.
you can only pick up things that can be picked up by the wind or you will develop a very serious brain tumor that will kill you in 2 hours.
Slow/Freeze Time
You can only pick up the value of half your IQ in grams
But you have erectile dysfunction
my gum never runs out of flavor
You cant interact with anytyhing while time is frozen or slowed.
Is this the new banana or something?
If you chew anything else but gum you die.
I already did and was waiting for people to reply to it you fucking piece of shit black cock sucker
I can change probability
Indeed, it would
It slowly gets smaller every second you keep it in your mouth
Kek. This guy.
It's shit flavored
Always hygienically(?) clean
It only ever changes out of your favour, plus you never win gambles unless the chances are 1 in 356
The power to roll for dubs on demand. Like now.
The ability to enter and exit any form of media and fuck around in those worlds.
The amount of strength required for you to move is proportional to the amount you slowed/stopped time being 100% impossible to move in stopped time since the force required to displace the air would be infinite.
Well, shit, now I see the 'instant' part, what about if he perceives it as instant? But actually takes that time?
The power to physically expand at a rapid rate while transforming into a train.
But twice every day you have violent diarrhea smelling like the plague
The ability to control all of time.
You only ever get dubs on threads on page 10 with 2 replies
Omniscience
But no one in those worlds except your parents and they were constantly having sex
Whenever you alter time, you lose the amount of time you changed it by in the form of your lifespan
Revive Dead
Limited to only things you would eat
>The irony of your dubs.
I can rape any woman in the world and they will then only breed with me from that point on, becoming my slaves.
kek would be handy, no more moldy avocados
You feel like you've run a mile for every foot of solid matter you move through.
I have really fast healing factor like wolverine or deadpool.
But they would also never shower from that point on
It closes all orifices through your body, as if they were wounds.
They develop a brain disorder that causes them to go rabid.
You can never express any thought to anyone else and everyone forgets you exist
The dead lose any voluntary control and are just mindless zombies and they're bodies still decay as if they were dead
Can they also not shave, senpai ?
thats fucked up
Every time you have intercourse, you contract a new deadly disease that can only spread to yourself and your family
>fast healing factor
... but all medicinal and party drugs do nothing because your metabolism chews through them instantly. Lifetime sobriety. No hope when the healing doesn't work, as for ordinary aging.
So the ability to create zombies, would be the most fun shit to have ever
Ability to morph into humans
>Rob a bank
>If the police catch you, just teleport and materialize a few weeks later in a completely different country
>repeat until rich
Still seems like a pretty boss superpower to me.
The power to save and release an attack, such as a punch or a kick, into the ground or walls that releases at will
> Ability to morph into humans
but you can only morph into humans with less IQ than yourself
The power to create fire with thought
Only niggers
I am the luckiest person ever
>The power to save and release an attack, such as a punch or a kick, into the ground or walls that releases at will
the genie doesn't know what the fuck you try to say and gives you a box of cookies and 10$
i want the power to inflict pain onto internet users
You are made of ice
Power to become a mighty dragon
But you can't say L, instead you say R. After using your power wen asked why you did it you respond "To force America to restart this retarded erection"
You burn your brain every time you use your power.
hands or legs break every time you use your power
the genie doesn't know what the internet is and gives you a cookie and a penny
Cost: their porn folders are saved to your mom's desktop
ability to hypnotize people by looking at them
You are only visible to furries
I want the ability to cook a hotdog just by holding it
Every time you do, your penis size is reduced by 10%
If I eat somebody I get all of their strength added to mine, and it stacks
Causes incurable heartburn that increases with each person eaten
underrated
Hotdogs always get overcooked
Total mastery of psychological manipulation
Your motor control and cognition decrease at the same percentage their strength adds to yours.
You can only hold it in your anus.
Thanks user
I wanna breathe water
>I want the ability to cook a hotdog just by holding it
but it also plays "we are number one" from lazy town
i wish i could make america great again
You only get the bad form of luck. Your death comes swiftly from the least likely source.
You can never masturbate ever again.
I want to be a rocket shark.
My superpower is that now my paranoid schizophrenia is gone. I don't fucking care what cost any of you people come up with.
>I wanna breathe water
for every 10 liters of water breathed, you will get 1 gramm added to your body weight
I want the power to scream memes in public places without police being contacted