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RIP GoT season 1 - season 4.

>Oh boy I can't wait to see how this series ends
>3 Kingdoms swear fealty to Dany for no cost

teleports behind u

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Can someone explain to me why John banished Meli from the North when the only reason he left her live in the first place is because she said he'd need her help against the white walkers?

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of sparing her life?

>Dany's council consists of
>Tyrion
>Varys
>GW
>MIssandei
>Ellaria
>Obara
>Nymeria
>Tyene
>Olenna
>Yara
>Theon
>Probably the Alice Cooper looking Dosh Khaleen woman
>Probably Kinvara

>The only person with a dick is a dwarf

Yes, yes, well done, Cersei. Well done, Cersei.

HOWEVER

Did cersei lock gregor in with Unella?

are there any niggers in this world of fire and ice or whatever?

He spared her was because he felt it would be dishonorable to sentence the person who resurrected him to death

i miss you already bb girl

The Martells are pissed at the Lannisters for their bullshit, The Dorne still remember Elia Martell's marriage to Rhaegar and view them as still allies. The Ironborn are in it for the wealth and power.

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>I suppose that life is irregular
What did he mean by this?

He was born old.

So was what's his name religious fanatic with the stamp on his forehead the mos overkilled character of the show?

Tell me what you see.

Are you stupid?

Yeah but the only ones we've seen are some slavers and a pirate captain

the cloverfield monster

that he's a spaz

Exactly what he said.

that was lancel desu

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>Varys owns a Delorean

Haha fresh meem

He asks her if she has anything to say and she explains that she needs his help. Then he decides to banishes her.

How does her resurrecting him magically absolve her of her crimes? That's not something muh lawful good Jon Snow would do.

Is this shopped, or did she become cute again like she was in season 1?

>The Martells
are dead

>DABID, HOW DO WE MAKE STORNG WYMYN CHARACTERS COOL, DABID?
>LOL JUST GIB THEM MALE CHARACTERS LINES LOL

this has been TAMPERED WITH

Macie looked hella cute in her scene this episode.

Amazing how you can have such a slow paced season yet everything goes super fast paced in the last episode.

It was okay though 8/10

Still can't get over them ending House Tyrell just like that however

So Jon is going to marry and tenderly love Lyanna right?

why did that scene remind me of the fat kid getting locked in with Sloth in The Goonies

Life is CHAOSH

actually this one is more accurate

How are they going to ruin the Night's King to make him job to Dany and sneks?

That's the same goblin face we've been watching all season.

he needs her help*

Mace Tyrell?

>Margaery is kill
I'm fucking upset as shit

Right until she took the face off.

>sam, after relinquishing ties to his house, steals the tartly heirloom sword
>from his father who is obsessed with heritage
>who has literally hundreds of men at his disposal
>fatty with a woman and child manage to somehow escape all the way to the citadel
>after telling his father that's where he was going

WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS

Yes. I think the idea was that he was going to rape her over and over, but Unella started screaming (and getting worse and worse) when Gregor was just standing there.

They should have at least had her starting to touch her to make those screams meaningful.

LITTLEFINGERS HATE HIM

One man figures out teleportation with a weird trick!

proof?

so maisies parents were definitely related before they were married, right?

I love him so much that it is physically painful.

Did anyone else burst out laughing at this scene?

Agreed, I felt for him.

It makes for a good compromise between keeping Davos loyal and letting Melly live. Jon realizes that he should be grateful, but he is also disgusted by the killing of Shireen.

You assume that his father actually cares.

>Son of an extremely well respected family
>Heir to a talented warrior
>Fat and pudgy and soft and can't stand up for himself
>Gets bullied and keeps stupid pets

reminder that tommen is neville longbottom and therefore he BOUNCED

made me think

>conceals his incredibly valuable valyrian steel sword in a sword-shaped obvious bundle of cloth

his father LITERALLY disowned him to avoid giving sam the sword

why didnt he just pull his knives out? why did he just fire arrows at him?

Lots:

>a slaver obsessed with dwarf cock
>a pirate
>cockless slave fighter
>Master of the Harpies who was killed by a Harpy
>Slave translator

>are there any niggers in this world of fire and ice or whatever?
Grey Worm, Missandei, Areo Hotah (show version), Salador Sam, the wealthy merchant at Qarth(I think that was show only but don't remember).

Summer Isles is where the black people live in the GoT universe.

Varys is the best character.

Accurate for what?

>Killed Doran Martell to give his lines to Ellaria Sand
>Derailed Manderly to give his lines to Lyanna Mormont and some random grandma
>Derailed Varys to give his lines to Qyburn

>Linda is going to go full autistic over the Tyrells being wiped out, Sandsnakes, teleports, etc
Really looking forward to it.

I've just realised I don't remember this scene at all

Yes. This episode was pure comedy.

His father's whole character is being a respected commander and a man who wants to leave a respectable heir who isn't an useless fat blob, and he told the useless fat blob to fuck off to the wall so he wouldn't get his most precious family heirloom.

>WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS

I ask myself this every single episode I watch. Then I remember and chuckle lightly under my breath.

sapochnik is actually talented

first the battle of the bastards and now the sept scene, absolutely fantastic direction

So is Sansa loyal to Jon or what?

I couldn't figure what her eye exchange with CIA was showing

Why travel back to Mereen only to leave Mereen? Wtf

>>Derailed Manderly to give his lines to Lyanna Mormont and some random grandma
this made me fucking bad.
I don't really understand why they constantly try to appeal to their worst watchers

no idea

would be better if cersei walked into room as he jumped out of window

what happened to the Kinvara plotline?
Does R'hollor now rule in Meereen?

What went wrong?

don't ever post again

The better question is why he stole the sword when he's essentially going to become a glorified librarian.
They nailed Sam's character in the last shot though, it was like a Sup Forums nerd inheriting a GameStop.

I always thought Margaery was the worst girl, however her "Forget about the bloody gods and listen to what I'm telling you" line was great. Her voice broke character, but it made my dick hard.

Real question is are there any asians

I guess that's why they call it, "Kings Landing"

>snad sneks

HA

how cute this little girl stand up and start talking like a grownup thinking anyone takes her seriously

It's just a boring old orange!

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>total silence
>leaves the frame
>camera doesnt change
>comes back into frame, unexpectedly kills himself
It's like something out of a Monty Python sketch. I'm not sure how the director thought that this wouldn't be hilarious.
It just about needs John Cleese played over it saying something like "oh sod it"

Caaaaaarrlooooooosssssss

This show is so far removed from its foundations that it's hard to care about any of the outcomes at all.

Character deaths don't mean anything, people travel to wherever is convenient for the plot. There's no sense of normalcy for anyone.

She doesn't really trust Jon. But she trusts LF even less.

Car-los

i've seen this joke now 10 times today

Grey Worm, Salladhor, Areo and Xaro are all white in the books

SHOW ME HIS BODY

She'll be shipped with the now single merc fuccboi.

confirmed real btw.

tamperfags btfo

He should have made her take the black.

She ends up at the wall ready to fight the white walkers and Davos can't really complain.

Salladhor also black only in the show. In the books he has Valyrian looks.

they're too beta compared to Caesar

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