Is your country taking part in this year's Eurovision?

Is your country taking part in this year's Eurovision?

As usual, we're not.

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Better to you. This contest is shit.

Why does Italy even bother going

>Australia in Eurovision
What the fuck?

Straya??

They bring the bantz

We pay for it every year and always end up in the last three spaces, we should just stop going and let the Scandis pay for it since they like it the most.

what are you lot even gonna do about it

Yugoslavia only split up so it could get more Eurovision entries.

Yeah, do a Brexit out of this contest and then while you're at it do a Brexit out of LIFE.

Scoobystralia is always welcome

Don't worry Germ you can pay for the contest

why is russia so small?

Because grey thingy on the right is KAZAKHSTAN you nig nog wanka

>Turkey still not in

why :(

Why doesn't the Vatican partecipate?

australia confirmed european

Who invited the abos?

kek

Why has Liechtenstein never participated?

we were meant to only be in it once as a one off sort of thing

this will be the third fucking time. jesus.

>EUROvision
>australia
>Israel
>turkey
>morroco

Yes, as part of the Big5. You'll find us in the last places no matter the quality of our songs, EuroMafia will do it again as always.

How much do you hate Ukraine?

I would like to see us disqualified of the contest before it even start.

We're sending these three. Except there now older.

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Eh i would've gone with those retarded punk singers but instead we got this.

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You need to get out while you can, the Eurovision song contest has become a joke and a laughing stock. It's already too late for us, we have to enter because we make the biggest financial contribution to the show - along with Germany, France, Italy and Spain.

A boring song which will be lucky not to finish in last place.

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Actually Yugoslavia splitting up was an Anglo conspiracy to divide their national football team into teams small enough for England to win against them

We don't know what they are going to sing yet. Here some live cover.

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Any act this year that isnĀ“t destined to fail/mediocre talented or boring?

Now that is some shit. English songs in the grand prix should be banned again

You need to sing in English to have a chance at winning the thing.

This, it's more fun when everyone brings something unique in their own language.

youtube.com/watch?v=43GWoVxRk2Y

(yes it's swedish, finlandssvensk to be more precise)

Or Dutch

There are more wogs here than in Greece, the real question is why is Israel taking part?

Stop sending shitty songs and you might fare better.

We are going to come last this year because politics.

Statistically you have the biggest chance of winning when you sing in Dutch.

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They should and they should sing My lovely horse.

to create a group full of shitty football teams to be exact so they can qualify

>Stop sending shitty songs
>to Eurovision

The contest is majority shitty songs.

It gets televised coverage every year on one of our TV stations. Eurovision is viewed as a big party to many of us and for some reason throughout the UK and western Europe, at least, there is always some random Australian showing up at pubs, clubs, festivals and parties.

Here is the Netherlands winning with an English language song.

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Careful now.

We should withdraw from that ungrateful shitshow. It's pissing away money to be given the finger, like all things yurup.

People have their own Eurovision parties here and it's seen as a bit of joke, not a contest to be taken seriously. Of course that's because the UK doesn't have anything to prove as we have a globally relevant music industry, whereas for many countries it's their one time to shine.

Where would it be held if Australia won? I can't imagine them giving it to a country so far away from Europe.
London?

...

London maybe yeah.

The Netherlands becoming second and losing to the bearded man.

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Careful now, user.
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Yeah, it's seen as a bit of a joke here as well. A kooky but fun joke.
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>Is your country taking part in this year's Eurovision?
Lately our Eurovision has been really shite so i stopped bothering.

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This is the last one that was good and i've listened to.Hopefully we'll get something nice again.

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god such a bullshit contest. people are taking it way more seriously than presidential elections

How could Europe even allow such shit to win?
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corrupt piece of shit where the organizers already choose the winner before it even starts not to mention the enormous leftist bias
i dont know why are still taking part in this cesspit

Yeah this gives me a great idea :^)

We should turn elections into a sing off/dance off :^)

The candidate that sings the best gets elected for president :^)

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We usually make it to the finals, but this year I doubt it.

Because about half of Israeli jews are Russian and Polish.

I think people might have thought she was retarded with how she was pronouncing her words while singing, so they voted for her out of pity. Remember to never go full retard though.

hmm, that would also explain Austria in 2014

They have the skelly tho

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BOOOOORINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG no one wants to listen to this
boooooooring.
they're good!I really enjoyed it
such a genetic predictable eurovision song. nope
such an awesome song! classic

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desu I think even my country's entry was much better. at least it was entertaining lmao

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i fucking loved this one. also from 2010

What do you think about /our/ song? Occidentali=westerners
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Turkey's been boycotting ever since the tranny won.

Maybe we're too hard on those hirsute beasts.

We should start sending groups like Elio e le Storie Tese, 2bh

At least it's not in English. This is why the contest has become a joke, nearly everyone singing in English rather than celebrating Europe's language diversity. I'll vote for you, Italy.

People take eurovision seriously?

It's been a meme-centric spectacle for years.

This 2bh. I want more cute songs in different languages

tranny? i dont think so. we are just boycotting cos it creates so much butthurt on our side.

It's the gay stuff that makes it hilarious. And every year the awkward Russians show up again. I can't stop watching this trainwreck.

>cos it creates so much butthurt on our side.
Jesus.
You're supposed to be the "civilised" muslims.

Just send Adele or that ginger cunt Ed Sheeran, or whoever other meme artist that is popular at the moment. People are dumb, they won't see through our plan and will vote. That bitch from Florence and the Machine can sing send her.

this.

it is not that. no one likes us and votes us for the sake of being neighbours(lel). We won in 2003, 2nd place in 2010 and 3rd place in 2004 we arent that bad. Not to mention last year a Tatar won which felt nice.

The national selection finals are today. Probably one of these will win.

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last year a Tatar cheated.

Russia won the popular vote but the judges said NOOOOOOO and gave it to Ukraine.

Why do we allow judges to vote in it again?

>Why do we allow judges to vote in it again?

Because of bloc voting and the general public being like little children and voting for muh neighbouring countries.

>the judges said NOOOOOOO and gave it to Ukraine.
no one cares. tatar won with turkish verses. im suprised we didnt participate this year after that

>Because of bloc voting and the general public being like little children and voting for muh neighbouring countries.
but even though that happens it balances out.

Is Russia really the most popular country in Europe?
Does anyone really believe that?

Just fyi we might send this one
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it's said that this song mocks eurovision song contest, it;s justa parody
or this one
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or this shit
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it is. Most of those old commie countries still suck up to the russia. They have big Russians diasporas to start with.

all of those songs are really boring.sorry

>i don't want to see this gay fest in Moscow

>Most
Belarus does.

They're hated in the Baltics, They're hated in Poland, They're hated by Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Moldova.

Communism DESTROYED Eastern Europe.
Look at Eastern Europe today, populations are PLUMMETING.

>Is your country taking part in this year's Eurovision?

I wish we weren't. Eurovision is the most embarresing thing about being European.

What the fuck, we are actually attending that bullshit?

None of these are much better m8, despite them not being exactly boring.

Yup. We had only one song that had a chance in eurovision, but it's already out.

we're gonna be last this year

has there ever been a good Eurovision? I tried watching it once but it felt like I was watching X Factor with Graham Norton taking the piss out of everyone performing.

>Diasporafag
You have to go back

40 years ago.

From when it started in 1956 to around the year 2000 maybe.