The greatest greentexts that you have
The greatest greentexts that you have
Caleb Young
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Henry Richardson
Except that isn't a green text you fucking nigger
>check my dubs
Ian Flores
nice dubs dude
>checkem
Nathaniel Adams
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Jack Mitchell
Witnessed.
Charles Brown
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Gabriel Moore
thats fucking right you witnessed it bitch
>checkem
Angel Campbell
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Grayson Bennett
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Angel Peterson
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Jace Lopez
idk what this one is about but i usually save just those that make me laugh so yeah
Jayden King
Idk why this one gets me every fucking time
Landon Flores
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Daniel Jenkins
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Grayson Miller
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Aiden Price
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Aiden Powell
Fuck forgot pic
James Torres
Ahhh fuck me damn weed, forgot the damn pic
Jordan Moore
amazing
Henry Mitchell
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Brandon Miller
anyone here got that "king of ducks"-story saved ?
Kevin Cox
I think it's about the Italian performance artist who wanted to prove Muslims are peaceful by hitchhiking across the Middle East. She was immediately raped and killed by Muslims.
>Quelle surprise
Hunter Johnson
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Adam Bennett
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Jeremiah Wood
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Nathan Moore
Holy fuck i thought i was the only one who's doing this
Gabriel Ortiz
how did he go to that class the next day if he said it was the last day of classes? Checkmate atheists!
Luke Long
If you're gonna pretend to be a retard, you gotta spell it "athiest"
Chase Sanders
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Lucas Cooper
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Mason Bailey
>last class of the day
>of the day
tell me it was just a joke user. please.
Tyler Watson
Shit happens
Thomas Bennett
sorry nigga, but i have no apologies for my illiteracy.
Isaac Williams
Robert Clark
golden
Mason Reyes
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Jace Jenkins
kek
Ethan Sanchez
MY SIDES
Julian Baker
who said i was pretending?
Thomas Gomez
It's rare for me to actually laugh at stuff on the internet but this fucking got me.
Oliver Fisher
Depends. Do you have a proper size of the one you just posted?
Isaiah Phillips
in fact i do - but i cant access it;
is another one fine, too ?
Robert Murphy
I got stung by a hornet once, a fucking big one too. My foot swelled up so much the skin split and bled everywhere. I would have killed a motherfucker to get out that room. Totally justified
Dylan Collins
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Isaac Peterson
Of course, good looking out.
Jace Cox
kek
Angel Adams
nigga what the hell you smoking cause i want some of it!
Nathan Roberts
This shit is gold.
Brody Carter
still not that great - but it's something
Hunter Carter
an hero is fine, too
Christopher Watson
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Dominic Gutierrez
right meow ?
Jose Cook
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Joseph Martin
Fuck I'm dying
Carter Mitchell
As soon as I can has cheezeburger
Joshua Brooks
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Brandon Anderson
google will know
I am Karl, King of Ducks
Jonathan Anderson
>completely clean
TOPKEK
Oliver Diaz
you're thinking of carl, king of crows right?
Kayden Price
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Jaxon Diaz
duh - i know; but that's the whole point of this thread.
Gather all the greentexts
Liam Martin
Anyone have that /tg/ greentext of a D&D game where a dwarf jumps out of a hot-air balloon and suplexes a dragon or some shit?
Brandon White
already been posted
Elijah Ward
No I have a memory of that too.
Gabriel Collins
I have a buddy who teaches a special ed class. There's a kid who's parents thought they were wizards so this kid is apparently a dragon. That even defies tard logic
Nathaniel Price
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David Cooper
The source of the greentexts doesn't matter though.
Ethan Smith
No.
Karl, King of Ducks
Lincoln Campbell
Holy shit, I kek'd.
Ian Jenkins
ya fucking reAterd,
Blake Morris
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Jace Bennett
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Alexander Peterson
I am Karl, King of Ducks
Owen Moore
god fucking damn i lost really hard
Benjamin Jones
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Ian Hill
I'll help you out with part 2 user, tank WD for the 1TB green drive I need to store all this shit.
Jaxson Evans
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Juan Howard
me too what the fuck
Evan Smith
> My guts are yelling in german
And my sides are in Jupiter right now.
Jordan Anderson
Here's a big one
Jack Perez
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Blake Jackson
wtf same here
Leo Myers
where's the fucking end you chink?
Matthew Gutierrez
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Ian Johnson
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Eli Miller
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Camden Wood
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Jaxon Reed
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Brody Watson
>not a green text but i appreciate where your hearts at
Zachary Barnes
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Samuel Hill
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Christopher Sanders
i found the bigger version of this mf
Sebastian Gonzalez
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Carson Watson
I lost it at gondorcallsforaid
Matthew Baker
Tis the same one user
Joseph Ward
is this considered greentext ?
Nathaniel Murphy
MY SIDES
Jaxson Morgan
Shower
Justin Robinson
Every damn time
Anthony Reed
The legend will never die all hail CATFISHMAN