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Anglo Russian friendship edition

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My dick is not a videogame
therefore
My dick is art

BUMBACLOT

Jabless

What is love?

kountah
kultcha
klub

Dad take me back China is raping me with communism I want to be part of the Crown Colony again

>watching femdom porn
>"You download this stuff for free and you call yourself a submissive?"
she's got me there

Mates just told me that I got raped last night pretty much - I was completely drunk at a party. Had no clue until this morning and now I feel like shit

did some anal play last night and had 3 handsfree orgasms and still finished myself off again with my hand

What do you lads do on your free days to avoid that feeling of a wasted day by bedtime?

go out with a friend

>wasted day
FONT

Have loads of wanks

Cuddle with my gf

Trail running/weight lifting

you can avoid that feeling?

>You know what Uranium is right? This thing call nuclear weapons and other things like lots of things are done with uranium including some bad things

ah yes, the forty-pissth Poosident of the Poonited Sharts

Read

>first order
>knocked my socks off
>second order
>not feeling a damn thing

fuck @bay 2bh

fuck off

theresa may sounds like a robot reading off a teleprompter

at least trump is human

go out for a coffee, go shop maybe go cinema

gets the cogs whirring

do what i like to do
even when i do nothing at least I am enjoying it
thus nothing goes to waste

toilet bog fart can't finish a sentence

>every day isn't a wasted day for him
just take some psychedelics and chill out man

>TRUMP: Well, the leaks are real. You’re the one that wrote about them and reported them; I mean, the leaks are real. You know what they said, you saw it, and the leaks are absolutely real. The news is fake because so much of the news is fake.

So one thing that I felt it was very important to do — and I hope we can correct it. Because there’s nobody I have more respect for — well, maybe a little bit, but the reporters, good reporters.

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t. mohammad

you know he's a fucking idiot as well as I do

Theresa May not be as clued in as a nuclear scientist but at least she knows her limits

off t'footie with me dad lads

Reeee fuck off Russia, England is with us.

shit haiku, doesn't even have the right number of syllables
see me after school

would have actually been creasing if I was in the press pit

>acting human equals being fucking retarded
America.

Yo... Uh... Yeah...

Listen up nigga yeah I'll tell ya how I roll,
Got Nigerian bitches and they sliding down my pole,
Callin em like roll, girl show me day hole,
Hit that pussy sideways cuz I'm always in control

Lmao is that white phosphorous?

Lol Hongcucks getting btfo

I reckon I'd be able to heem approx. 72% of the Royal House of Windsor and three to four assorted guards in one go (if I began with dropkicking the old cunt Lizzie the Second and Last first)

Anyone have that Trump excerpt where he goes from talking about something to do with nuclear weapons or power then to talking about his uncle then to talking about Persians all in a single sentence

>would the prime minister personally authorise a nuclear strike that would kill hundreds of thousands of innocent men, women and children?

>*stands up*
>*leans on table*
>Yes

Say what you like about mummy may, but she's a fucking pimp when it comes to public speaking

>tfw no norman daddy to harry my boipussy

Would be a bit pointless to have nukes if you don't at least publicly say you're going to use them

SIZZLING

Oh you will now.
Bend over.

Pimp? More like a fucking gimp.

that was a mad ting desu

Previous PMs edged around the question, saying they'd consider the circumstances etc. etc.

May just straight up agreed to blowing up kids if it meant getting the enemy.

>The capitalist class are willing to do anything to keep themselves in power
Really? Woah.

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>Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

she's a soft cunt and would never authorise anything without Trump's written consent and even then the daft tart would call him for clarification

Needing a ripper massage, literally every muscle is sore.

Alright Jezza, settle down

>I guess it was the biggest electoral college win since Ronald Reagan
>You said today that you had the biggest electoral margin since Ronald Reagan, with 304, 306 electoral votes. In fact, president Obama got 365, President Obama 332, and George H.W. Bush 426.

reckon france will elect the right winger female and rest of west yurop will follow

ah yes the great orator that is Donald J. Trump
truly a marvel, can see why yanks liked him

hopefully not

make it happen (((mate)))

imagine being french lads

oahahaha

Le Pen is a statist whore

her only right-wing sentiment is being sceptical about all the muslims

post fucking machines

Trump has Alzheimer's or some other mental illness. Look at old videos of him and he talks perfectly normally.

heebs will not divide us

WRONG. SAD! LYING LEWIS!

Woah ...

Trump was endorsing Boeing yesterday and he looked as if he had back problems

seppos ought to roll out Roosevelt's wheelchair

wow, that's deep

lol

lunch is served

men can't get raped

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i like both :) x

I have never seen an Anglo Spanish friendship edition.

ah yes, runt chow

Damn...

Very runty meal.

*HEEMS YOU FOR BEING A RUNT*

theresa passed the craziest surveillance laws ever seen in the West but at least she's not drumpf right lads?

how is this man still seen as clever

I find myself oddly attracted to this girl

*fires cannons at your ship*

I've never seen you lot relinquish Gibraltar so that's that

spain

definition of runt slop

fucking HOWLING
like an anime nonce could heem ANYONE

Meet me in sheffield city centre at 1430 and I'll cave your skull in you kiddyfiddler

LOVE HER

youtube.com/watch?v=8rt5lA3QV-4

i've never had sex

A girl semi-raped me once, nothing with the penis. I'm gay and don't really mind it.

I'm gay desu

feeling very bent today

any leeds lad here?

by the way I'm gay

>white "food"

five bent posts in a row

i'm a man who likes fucking other men desu

having a free lunch

OH JUST FUCK OFF

>tfw you'll never take the tube home from work on a rainy late October Friday evening, feeling mildly numb and full of ennui; "but it's ok, things could be worse" you say to yourself as you step out of your tube station, opening up your umbrella and taking a moment to stare at the hazy street lamps, random shops and tail-lights reflecting on the rainy streets; taking a moment to look at your watch, it's 6:07 pm, so you start walking to your flat, stopping on the way to your corner chip shop, the Ocean Fish Bars. you get the usual, large chips to share and two medium cods and scampi, picking up a can of Old Jamaica ginger root beer and an Irn Bru, you go out, saying cheers to Jermaine, he's a good lad even though he's missing two teeth from back in Nigeria. you keep walking home, misty rain in your face but it's ok, because soon you're home and you'll unlock the door and your qt christian refugee gf runs and jumps in your arms, dressed in your burgundy hoodie, kissing you and almost not letting you say hi to her, she's noticing you got some takeaway she gets even happier, she was just about to text you that. she's chipper, having just finished a long assignment for her class. you have your fish and chips while you watch some Inbetweeners episodes and doing shit jokes about #bants and cheeky nandos. after that you dim the lights, put on a record she picked a while ago from a shop run by a and old hippie, lying on the floor, rain hitting the windows. the record ends and she draws a bath for the two of you. you enjoy your bath, looking hazy-eyed at eachother, faint smiles, resting your chin on her left foot, thinking that you've done this before, and yet, you're overwhelmed by a state of pure bliss and you realise, you're finally at peace with yourself. suddenly she breaks the 20 minutes long silence, saying the same thing.

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We're all gay lads here, right?

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