Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there

Wat do???

>alarm clock rings
>wake up

Ask her for sex.

Swiftly turn 360 and walk away

I'd tell her to get the fuck out of my house before she writes a song about me.

do a 720° and walk away

develop a cure for the cancer this post gives off

this

Tell her she looks nice. :3

what if she says no?

Apologize for the smell.

hit over over her head with my wooden club and drag her to my room

>swiftly
good memeing

pound that girl into the ground then call the cops for a home invader...

im team kanye bitch

Call police. Sue her for breaking an entering causing emotional distress. Money.

Tell her that while I would gladly put my pecker in her, she's just committed a felony by breaking and entering and seeing her yuppie ass getting arrested would be more satisfying to me than anything else she could offer.

Then tell her to fuck off and write a song about it.

Escort her back to the ghetto where mudsharking race traitors like her belong.

this

Prepare to have a whiny, hateful song written about me.

Hey I'm Jake! Nice to meet you! :3

But... What are you doing in my house? Lol...

Oh...

Okay, haha...

You've always sorta had a crush in me? Wow Taylor, I, uh, I had no clue.

*put my hand behind her neck*

*gently bring her in for a soft kiss*

*have passionate loving sex in all of her favorite positions*

I'm amazing, huh? You don't gotta tell me. >:D

*take her out to whatever restaurant she likes*

*massage her feet*

be her true one and only hero!

more tay tay shops please

Care to explain this? Something I don't know about my princess?

>Wat do???

ask her if she wants to buy the house ?

Tell her she cannot have my cats

sure

I would Shake it off

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Ask for her hand in marriage

Act like the floor was slippery and start falling and land balls deep in her vagina/butthole whatever i can get my hands on and say "woops I tripped sorry." She'd write another song and I'd jerk off to the thoughts.

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>what is up

punch her in the face and restrain her, strip her, rape her, drug her and keep her locked up in the basement with nothing but the spiders and cold to keep her company.

She's dating Drake. You been living under a rock user?

>360 walk away

kill her with fire?

thanks user

Yeah pretty much, just doing school and work. Doesn't matter I'd still fuck her.

Fire a tomohawk missile at her for invading my private property

naah man it's that other nigger

>Pour a drink for myself
>Get ready to be the subject of one of her shitty songs

show her my cats and then she will willingly have sex with me

i do what i can

Lovely.

>Implying she hadn't fucked Kanya already
Remember user she lives in Westworld

Wait. His eyes are seriously that far away from each other? Damn.

>kill her
>do the sex to her dead body
>dump her in neighbors pool

tell her that her shit music just panders to teen girls
tell her to buy starboy album

ask her to lewave and make sure she didnt steal anything then figure out how the fuck she got in

Kill her for trespassing and get away with it because louisiana

Underrated post

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>Implying I dont do that every day.
Im the guy with the Taylor Dakimakura.

kek

Cook her a bowl of eggs

Tell her to get the fuck out cause I'm not into tall anorexic+ cunty looking blondes.

Nice feet

if you turnt 360 degrees you would be still facing the same direction you fucktard

>inb4 newfag

spit on shoes

thats the joke

and yes, youre a newfag

I'm gonna need a pic of a Taylor Dakimakura.

>:3

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>massage her feet
my nigga

>nobody say shit

whoa, can't unsee

>implying you aren't a newfag too

Last time I posted it all people just said it was for sex, but its a fucking pillow. Maybe Ill post If I feel like it.

who the fuck is Taylor swift?
Is that dumb blonde in the picture?

I tell her to suck me or fuck off.

EDGY ALERT

Be confused, but offer her tea because I'm English dammit and that's what we do.

>if you turnt 360 degrees you would be still facing the same direction you fucktard
Doesn't get more newfag than this

u r tho