Secret / Vent / Advice thread?

Secret / Vent / Advice thread?

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I fucking hate niggers

Well, I probably fucked up. I sent her
>Hey. I realized that even though we have spoken a fair bit, we don't actually know much about each other.

and now I am starting to think it was a dumb thing to do. I guess I should probably just wait it out? Probably won't have a lasting affect, but still...

Any other real options? She hasn't responded yet and its been over 24hrs, but she typically responds to all of my stupid shit. Sometimes upto 24 hrs later.

I hate Trump and HRC

...

bump

I wanna fuck a trap so badly

Faggot

Nothing to with the dick. Just wanna pound ones ass

I used to have acne on my upper back/shoulders and now I have some scars.

I'm massively ashamed of it because I think it looks strange. Consequently I haven't left my room without a shirt for the last six or seven years. No sunny holidays, no going to the local beach, no going swimming and jumping off cliffs.

Worst of all, I'm terrified to go home with someone or bring someone home from a party so I've dissed more people than I can remember by the cab or at their doorstep. Shit fucking sucks, I hate my body so goddamn much. I would sell my soul to be able to fix it...

Bump

I'm dating 3 different people at the same time.

Bump.

Bump

bump

post pics of it

I'm falling in love with some guy I talk to on kik and I haven't even seen his face or heard his voice.

Bumparino

I have a kidnapped woman locked up in my crawl space. She stopped calling for help a week ago.

I have terrible scars, I just wear a shirt. Well unless you're a woman than that could be problematic.

serrapeptase enzyme gets rid of them :)

I jacked my younger bro off two weeks ago

I have a secret... OP is a cock sucking faggot

How do I fuck an ex I haven't been closely connected to since we split? She's looking hot these days and I want a piece of that pussy. Any advice is appreciated.

Congratulations!

It was fun
Turned out we were both on grindr

Take more showers and get a tan. Both of these options help reduce the appearance of skin damage.

>grindr
What is that?

You're wasting your time thinking about it. Just text her some random shit. Don't be a faggot.

>be me
>6 yr relationship
>fuck up/marry her
>she turns in to a total fucking bitch/gains weight (no kids)
>fuck 7 chicks over the 3 yrs we've been married (some more than once)
>feelsfukkinggoodman.exe
>divorce will be final on Dec. 19th for totally unrelated reason (irreconcilable differences)
>she still has no idea of the women I was railing on the side, including her so called "bff"
>KEKEKEKEKEK
>Not long now and I'll be bitch free (for an extremely small fee)
>happyhappyjoyjoyhappyhappyjoyjoy

Don't. You need to move on. You can take my advice or learn the hard way.

Gay hook up site

I don't want a relationship again kek. I want to fuck her once more then move on.

Maybe, but double texting is terribly stupid to do.

Honestly I know she is absurdly busy. Probably had work Sunday (When I messaged her) and has classes from basically 8 AM to 8 PM at two different colleges... Hoping shes just stupidly busy

I hate faggots.

Fucking hell I goddamn hate bloody Algerian. It's worse than Comic Sans.

lucky bastard. I hope one of them gets pregnant and ruins it for everyone. just saying

I know. You still don't touch that shit again. Seriously, you'll regret it.

I wish I was a trap or femboy, I probably could pull it off, I just have to lose a little weight.

I hook up with fat men on Grindr. Not just fat men but really fat men. 300+ pounds or more.

story

Why though?

My brother was telling me that my crush is in love with me from what he has observed. I'm very skeptical to believe that. Her and I and have gone to second base before, but that was awhile ago. If she is in love with me she has a very weird way of showing it.

Find out pussy.

Ask her on a date. It's what I did and I ended up getting the girl. It's keeping the bitch that's the struggle.

Never even heard of that. I'll look it up, thanks so much!

How do you deal with mistakes you've made? I don't mean a shitty faux pas with a girl you fancy, but an inch away from someone dying because you fucked up. How do you stop it from gnawing at you at night?

So glad you mentioned this. Noticed that too, and though "that's too old for elementary school". Algerian, the kindergarten font, please outgrow it.

My 13yo niece recently started being sexually active so my gf and I helped her get on birth control as it's not something she could bring up with her parents, mostly for religious reasons.

I'd really like to hear any advice on this.

Yeah he told me to take her somewhere nice and just bring it uo, but i think its a waste of time. Idk she always talks about shit like how she is not looking for love, a bf or a relationship, etc. She is always on and off with me, one day shell do anything to get attention from me and other days she will just ignore my texts and what not. IMO I really don't think she is. Also she is moving closer to me very soon

I underwent severe depression this school semester due to a lot of family and personal life issues. The depression got bad enough I stopped taking my iron medications (I'm anemic) and my body was shutting down. I stopped going to the gym and gained about 15 pounds. I missed a ton of class and am failing everything this semester. I go to sleep praying all of this is just a dream and I'll wake up earlier this year and have the chance to redo.

I'm scared to face my family over the holidays because I don't want them to see what I've turned into.

I need to withdraw from classes for this semester so I don't have F's.

What's frustrating is: this isn't me. Last year, all of last year, I was an A/B student, went to the gym daily, was social, all of that. But then things I thought I fixed (abusive family, abusive relationships) came back to hit me with full force. Now I have anxiety attacks at the thought of even going outside. I got hit when I wasn't looking and it knocked me so far down and I'm trying as hard as I possibly can to get back up but holy shit it's so fucking hard.

It's simple you remove any emotional connection you have with the person. Do this and everyone becomes expendable and you feel no true emotion.

How old are you?

What are your feelings on Papyrus?

You sound like you're in the friend zone. She only seems interested in you when she's got nothing else going on. If she was interested she'd want to know everything you do.

20. Never had a real gf so that's why I'm here. One reason why he thinks that she's in love is because she stays over my house all the time. She has other friends but 95% of the time she chooses to stay with me.

It's not how you fail that determines your character. It's what you do afterwards that does.

Stand up. Get back on the horse. Ride on.

I have a crush on my Chinese Politics professor.

I'm fully aware of this and I'm trying to get back on.

I guess my biggest issue is, I'm sick of having to climb back on. I keep trying to just jump back and do everything like i used to do.

That's what I think. But I ignore her often so maybe she's playing the same games with me too?

Her and I are always hanging out though, she really has nothing better going on most of the time if she's in town. And doesn't go out too often when she's at her place.

I recognize that from Danganronpa. Holy shit.

I don't care about them. What keeps me up at night is that I would probably have gone to prison. It's the destruction of MY life, albeit not physically, that... bothers me? I don't even know what to call it. Some sort of anxiety.

Meh. I really don't encounter it often enough to hate it.

Just relax man
Maybe she just wants to get enough time to talk about it
not some half assy message in a 5 min break

I have enormous urges to just go out at night and kill some random person with my hands

I would literally get my left leg amputated if it meant finding out a reason I have eternal shit breath

I'm well past wizard status, have lived with my parents my whole life (in the middle of bumfuck nowhere). Never had a job. Uneducated and unskilled. Few chances for employment and the only place I would be able to get a job (applied many times) is a 25 mile walk away (to even get to public transportation).

Life is okay, I guess. Kind of lonely.

I have a thin metal book case, about my height, that I put one of my hats and a flannel shirt on to keep me company sometimes while I play vidya. We only hang out on weekends though since I feel like it gets sick of me for periods longer than 2 days.

Hoping that. It probably is that actually, as she typically she replies to every message I send.

Does she try to touch constantly. Like does she touch your hands, face, clothing etc? When a girl likes you she literally makes it her mission to be as close as possible at all possible times.

I was 18 and at a house party looking around the house for a place to sleep and found a family friend (17) in bed and saw her phone next to her. Her phone didn't have a lock on it so i scroll through her pics and find some really slutty pics of her and so i started to fap through my underwear (its five in the morning everyone is asleep but me). This family friend was passed out drunk so i'm thinking maybe if i pull the covers down i can get a couple good pics of her body (easy 8/10 body). So i pull down the covers expecting to see underwear but she has her tits out (sadly her panties were still on). So at this point i'm rock hard but have a girlfriend and decide that anything would be bad... i almost immediately drop this decision and start playing with her nips doing my best not to wake her up. Her nips get hard and she has nice perky but small tits probably around a B cup and so i think fuck it, take some photos of her topless me touching her tits and also a couple vids of my licking her nips. She nearly wakes up 3 times during this process and each time i hide half under the bed but shes too drunk to fully wake up so i try again each time. I probably spent an hour doing this, grabbed her ass a couple times as well as put my dick near her face. Go to the nearest bathroom and jerk one out and it was amazing. I felt really bad the next day, deleted everything i took and she doesn't remember a thing. i feel guilty but at the same time would do it again in a heartbeat with much more pussy next time. just had to get this off my chest because this happened like 2 months ago now. i also kinda wish i kept them to blackmail her but oh well

You tried going to a doctor?

That's a medical condition. Best thing you can do is cover the scent with strong mints.

Bullshit

i have also considered setting up a fake SC to get nudes from my cousins

Fifteen times and counting. No, actually 20 or more times, fifteen were specialists. I literally wanted to get a degree so I could get a job and therefore more money to solve this problem, but I had to quit job because people hated me for this. And now I'm desperately trying to find out how to make money at home.

If our friends and I are standing or sitting around shell usually gravitate towards me and stand really close next me. Sometimes she will put her legs on my legs if we sitting on a couch. I feel like she definitely has interest in me, although it seems to be decreasing as of lately. I almost fucked her one time but she didn't want me taking any further. Really don't know I feel about her being in love with me. She has a really weird way of showing it if it is true.

no i'm honestly being serious, i wish i kept the photos for proof but i guess some part of me felt disgusted by what i did while the other part loved the whole thing

its probably this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith - go to the doctor to have them removed. Otherwise:

brush
floss
brush your tongue
mouthwash

The best thing I could do right now is get access to a doctor that has a gas chromatography device, something like OralChroma, to see what kind of gasses are in the breath, to try to determine the cause. It's not coming from the mouth itself that's for sure.

My ex-gf is dumping all the stuff I left at her place/all the shit i ever bought her, to my moms house, accompanied by her current boyfriend.

Seriously.

Do you have any of her stuff? Burn them.

If she doesn't "love" you she certainly feels comfortable around you. Give it a shot. The worst case scenario is that she says no. If you pussy out because of the off chance of a no you need to reevaluate your manhood.

Dating a girl for a good three months and it was getting really intense. She was attracted to me first and slowly made me fall for her. I made the first move, asked her out, and from there we made a lot of progress. We were hanging out as often as we could, on an almost daily basis, and physically our relationship really took off. She was always telling me how much she loved me, how attracted she was, and sent a lot of pictures.

I took on a really dominant role in the relationship because she was into that, and she told me how much she loved it and how she never expected it from me and how happy she was.

The last time we went out alone was 3 weeks ago. She suddenly got really stressed out about school and life I guess, but I was there for her and she told me how thankful she was to have someone who cared about her and that she loved me more than anything. Since that though things have been weird.

Like slowly and slowly she wanted to hang out less, be touched less, touch me less, and talk less. Started taking her forever to respond to messages, and when she did they were short responses.

I didn't chase after her or spam her though; I would send her a message and leave the ball in her court. Every few days things would feel like they used to, and she'd start talking to me until we fell asleep.

A week ago we went out with a group of friends. The day started off great and we were pretty close, but then about midday she told the group she was ready to leave and she wouldn't talk to me, only asking me to carry a bunch of trash.

A few days after that she seemed to be feeling better and we talked for a few hours, then she went to bed. Today though she said she was sick and there was literal silence between us as we were walking and stuff, and she scooted away when I tried to touch her. She was talking to her friends though, although she was still pretty grumpy.

In the evening she messaged me a little about how stressed she's been. What the fuck do I do?

I have broadcasted on chaturbate several times. I also have been banned several times.

are your parents annoyed with you?

I want to fuck my friend so bad, he's got nice hips.

find the guy she wants to fuck and who might want to fuck her. You have become the safety net, you are no longer her first choice.

>what do?

Move on. You've gotten involved with someone with some kind of personality disorder who's not admitting it to you and not asking for forbearance about it. Not a tenable long term relationship.

Are you a Faggot?

yes

I fucked my sister in law, came in her and she may be pregnant.
>brother/sister cousins
>Aryan child w wife now

Shes doing this to piss me off and make my mom mad at me. I cheated on her stupidly when I was drunk. She broke up with me on the spot and to be frank her new boyfriend is 100 times more impressive than me in every way.

check'd. and No I won't tell the story. Not going to incriminate myself

Internet girlfriend's don't count fag

Web design, coding

Oh... well.
But how come she has a new bf already?

Yeah, I know HTML and I read C# tuts. I just gotta get more motivated. The fact people hate interacting with me has left a deep, deep mark.

Don't wanna fuck our friendship up or make it awkward or anything then feel like an asshole. I'll try it I guess, take her somewhere really nice to eat

i like to Photoshop pictures of black people and try and make them look white because I fucking hate black people.

But am always deeply disapointed when they always look like Michael jackson