Hey doctors of Sup Forums, I got this weird black spot on my ass...

Hey doctors of Sup Forums, I got this weird black spot on my ass. I thought it would just go away but it's been there for a few months. Should I be worried?

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looks like a blackhead. extract it. post results

Looks like a blackhead and/or an ingrown hair.

Regardless... POP IT WITH PICTURES

Pop it..
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Profit?

FUCKING POP IT

Near quints for the win

Pop it fggt

off by 1

POP IT
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that's an ingrown hair I bet. Take a sowing needle to it and I'd imagine you'll have a satisfying hair removal on your hands

Alright I'll try popping... be back in a few

I'm sorry to tell you this but you have butt cancer.

This will be fun

HURRY

I want to see the crater left behind

Dint forget pics, fggt

please hurry. im almost cum

It's a real fighter, guys. I think I felt it move

rofl when u burst your melanoma.

Why is my mouth watering?

Shiiiiit, whatd you use?
Squeeze with some pliers

I concur Dr Anonymous - prep for surgery

Hot needle

Single-edge razor blade. Cure for almost anything. Slice it open and squeeze it.

FOR SCIENCE

That's a female ass

Yup I'm a surgeon or something, slice it open and eat it. For your health!

Got some industrial tweezers for screws and shit. Hard to get a grip on it though

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>theres already blood on the tweezers
YOU CAN DO IT!! I BELIEVE IN YOU

>industrial tweezers

Make a hole with a sterilized needle and pop it

>make sure that you have a full erected dick in the process

It's not looking good..

GIVE ME YOUR DEBIT CARD INFO THEN KILL YOURSELF. IT'S OVER FOR YOU. SORRY. HARVARD MD HERE.

Need more surface area! Wrap the tweezer ends in electrical tape to more evenly distribute pressure!! I believe in you!

put some alcohol on it, dry it out

YOU MUST DIG DEEPER

^^

Im sorry user. It's butt cancer. You'll die in your sleep tonight unless you post nudes of a hot indian girl.

OP, poke a hole with a needle, may just be an ingrown hair.

After you're done use some sanitzer or alcohol to clean it

We must go deeper!!1!

it's a ingrown hair you shithead, find the hair and pull it out

What the fuck just came out of my ass

while we wait lets all join in on a Sup Forums visit to tumblr again. Sup Forums is about to be great again

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EAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

hardened condensed aids. RIP OP

Congratz on the baby

you may have had a blood blister, is it hard blood?

Its a gps tracker from the government
Also get a better pic

FUCK, YOU'VE BEEN COMPROMISED. THAT'S A FUCKING BUG, THE CIA IS AT YOUR FUCKING DOOR.

I want you to impregnate me with one of your ass seeds

trips dont lie

Got a big ass hole in much ass now... thanks for sticking with me Sup Forumsros

RUN OP THE GUBMENT AFTA YA'

i got a degree in ass spots and just wanted to say you could have popped a vassal, so no biggie. the blood will even do a job of slightly cleaning out the cut. just drain the bitch

MAZEL TOV!

We are united in butthurt

Holy shit checked RIP OP

Neither do quads.

It's like a fucking stone

Illumenate confirm!

its like 10 years of hair rolled into 1 ball.

snail????

OP have you ever been in a road rash incident?

Get in here

If dubs, take it to a jeweler and get it set in a ring.

You keel da aleen babbeh

looks like a pellet

Am i a dad now?

Wait who was

Please tell me you have a microscope, or at least a camera with a macro lens.

I need to see this greatly magnified.

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Hope it felt gud

Yes, what are you going to name it?

DISSECT IT FAGGOT

Cut it in half

are you Bruce Willis? that's a bullet from WWI

OH MY GOD YOU JUST REMOVED AN ACTUAL TUMOR WHAT THE FUCK


YOU JUST PREVENTED YOURSELF FROM GETTING SKINCANCER

but you should get your ass checked out there may still be tumorous tissue

This is good

dubs don't like

gg op

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2394322/Sea-snail-gets-boys-knee-beach-holiday-hatches-weeks-later.html its really looking more and more like a shell, have you been to the beach lately? fall on your ass?

that is clearly an egg. please keep it warm so it may hatch

cia will be pissed

Call an exorcist buddy and cut it in half

Get it in a closed glass contraption or something. Show it or your GP. I'm a doctor and I have never seen something like that. Might just be a solidified hair ball. How long have your ass hurt?

You are now an honorary oyster. That is an ass-pearl.

Not an anus-pearl. Those are bigger.

Welp, I'm all outta sides.

I don't get out much
I'm thinking something that rhymes with 'cancer'
If this is true, I will pass this story down to my children and my children's children

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put that in a bottle or in a cup and cover it over and take it to your nearest doctor, cash or not you should get what ever it is looked at

>I'm thinking something that rhymes with 'cancer'
I'm guessing it's a boy. Middle name "Sir", first name "Ken".

Dear OP

TY for not being a faggot and getting shit done,
you will be a good father

It never hurt, not even as i dug it out

well that cant be good, even weird shit should still have nerves around it

i read of people having the same thing, apparently its just a mega version of a blackhead and nothing more.

You know what will hurt? The chemo.

Well do you have any other lesions like that?

wtf

It's just a calcified shell around something your body couldn't force out through the skin or dissolve.
It's perfectly normal, you probably have quite a few more, i know i got like 3 of the things that I know where they are...
Enjoy your human pearl.

Pop that shit like a rat in the hood, my nigger.