Hey doctors of Sup Forums, I got this weird black spot on my ass. I thought it would just go away but it's been there for a few months. Should I be worried?
Hey doctors of Sup Forums, I got this weird black spot on my ass...
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looks like a blackhead. extract it. post results
Looks like a blackhead and/or an ingrown hair.
Regardless... POP IT WITH PICTURES
Pop it..
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Profit?
FUCKING POP IT
Near quints for the win
Pop it fggt
off by 1
POP IT
O
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I
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that's an ingrown hair I bet. Take a sowing needle to it and I'd imagine you'll have a satisfying hair removal on your hands
Alright I'll try popping... be back in a few
I'm sorry to tell you this but you have butt cancer.
This will be fun
HURRY
I want to see the crater left behind
Dint forget pics, fggt
please hurry. im almost cum
It's a real fighter, guys. I think I felt it move
rofl when u burst your melanoma.
Why is my mouth watering?
Shiiiiit, whatd you use?
Squeeze with some pliers
I concur Dr Anonymous - prep for surgery
Hot needle
Single-edge razor blade. Cure for almost anything. Slice it open and squeeze it.
FOR SCIENCE
That's a female ass
Yup I'm a surgeon or something, slice it open and eat it. For your health!
Got some industrial tweezers for screws and shit. Hard to get a grip on it though
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>theres already blood on the tweezers
YOU CAN DO IT!! I BELIEVE IN YOU
>industrial tweezers
Make a hole with a sterilized needle and pop it
>make sure that you have a full erected dick in the process
It's not looking good..
GIVE ME YOUR DEBIT CARD INFO THEN KILL YOURSELF. IT'S OVER FOR YOU. SORRY. HARVARD MD HERE.
Need more surface area! Wrap the tweezer ends in electrical tape to more evenly distribute pressure!! I believe in you!
put some alcohol on it, dry it out
YOU MUST DIG DEEPER
^^
Im sorry user. It's butt cancer. You'll die in your sleep tonight unless you post nudes of a hot indian girl.
OP, poke a hole with a needle, may just be an ingrown hair.
After you're done use some sanitzer or alcohol to clean it
We must go deeper!!1!
it's a ingrown hair you shithead, find the hair and pull it out
What the fuck just came out of my ass
while we wait lets all join in on a Sup Forums visit to tumblr again. Sup Forums is about to be great again
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EAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
hardened condensed aids. RIP OP
Congratz on the baby
you may have had a blood blister, is it hard blood?
Its a gps tracker from the government
Also get a better pic
FUCK, YOU'VE BEEN COMPROMISED. THAT'S A FUCKING BUG, THE CIA IS AT YOUR FUCKING DOOR.
I want you to impregnate me with one of your ass seeds
trips dont lie
Got a big ass hole in much ass now... thanks for sticking with me Sup Forumsros
RUN OP THE GUBMENT AFTA YA'
i got a degree in ass spots and just wanted to say you could have popped a vassal, so no biggie. the blood will even do a job of slightly cleaning out the cut. just drain the bitch
MAZEL TOV!
We are united in butthurt
Holy shit checked RIP OP
Neither do quads.
It's like a fucking stone
Illumenate confirm!
its like 10 years of hair rolled into 1 ball.
snail????
OP have you ever been in a road rash incident?
Get in here
If dubs, take it to a jeweler and get it set in a ring.
You keel da aleen babbeh
looks like a pellet
Am i a dad now?
Wait who was
Please tell me you have a microscope, or at least a camera with a macro lens.
I need to see this greatly magnified.
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Hope it felt gud
Yes, what are you going to name it?
DISSECT IT FAGGOT
Cut it in half
are you Bruce Willis? that's a bullet from WWI
OH MY GOD YOU JUST REMOVED AN ACTUAL TUMOR WHAT THE FUCK
YOU JUST PREVENTED YOURSELF FROM GETTING SKINCANCER
but you should get your ass checked out there may still be tumorous tissue
This is good
dubs don't like
gg op
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that is clearly an egg. please keep it warm so it may hatch
cia will be pissed
Call an exorcist buddy and cut it in half
Get it in a closed glass contraption or something. Show it or your GP. I'm a doctor and I have never seen something like that. Might just be a solidified hair ball. How long have your ass hurt?
You are now an honorary oyster. That is an ass-pearl.
Not an anus-pearl. Those are bigger.
Welp, I'm all outta sides.
I don't get out much
I'm thinking something that rhymes with 'cancer'
If this is true, I will pass this story down to my children and my children's children
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put that in a bottle or in a cup and cover it over and take it to your nearest doctor, cash or not you should get what ever it is looked at
>I'm thinking something that rhymes with 'cancer'
I'm guessing it's a boy. Middle name "Sir", first name "Ken".
Dear OP
TY for not being a faggot and getting shit done,
you will be a good father
It never hurt, not even as i dug it out
well that cant be good, even weird shit should still have nerves around it
i read of people having the same thing, apparently its just a mega version of a blackhead and nothing more.
You know what will hurt? The chemo.
Well do you have any other lesions like that?
wtf
It's just a calcified shell around something your body couldn't force out through the skin or dissolve.
It's perfectly normal, you probably have quite a few more, i know i got like 3 of the things that I know where they are...
Enjoy your human pearl.
Pop that shit like a rat in the hood, my nigger.