Wierdest fetishes/ fetishes you're most embarassed about

Wierdest fetishes/ fetishes you're most embarassed about.

For me, it's wedgies ever since I was a teenager giving/getting wedgies makes my cock hard as diamonds

feet for me.
not the most unusual, but still slightly awkward to try and bring up.

i'm a religion fetishist.

meaning i fetishize religious clothing, ceremony, rules, the authority aspects, and how they relate to gender.

essentially, i want a matriarchal church where only women can be ordained, lead, etc - and i want to feel fully inferior to them, envious of them, and totally reverent towards them.

So there I was out pumping my cock into this 8 year old girl I found at the park and suddenly the cops come saying "hey you can't do that"
I asked why and they replied with "Because she's 8"
So I said "well your dick size is 8.... centimeters when erected" I proceeded "Age is only a minor detail, she's not just 8, she's beautiful, she's funny, she has a shining personality, she's not just a kid she's mine love is love, don't be an asshole just accept it."
There was a moment of silence but it was broken with the sudden sound of everyone around me clapping.

Same, OP.

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I love when beautiful girls fart.

You'd go to hell for this, but lucky you, there's no god

Anything to do with young friends, brother/sister type relationships.
I don't how to explain it, but when I was younger around the age 8 my bestfriend and I started experimenting sexually. We had no Idea what we were doing, but it was the purest form of love I've ever felt. Things lasted until freshman year in high school when her family moved away a few states away.
I still see her to this day; during vacations and stuff. I even have some of our experiences written out (altho I'm not really the best writer out there)

Horses

Basically 18+ girls dressed as old ladies... fucking hot

Tying 40 year olds upside down, filling pussy with my beloved goods, (ex.) lucky penny, small gold nugget etc etc, fucking her face, and then fucking her pussy with my goods in it, until i cum and then i take the goods out and make her lick them clean, then i go round 2 and make her put the goods in my asshole and she has to go tongue spelunking to get them.

uh okay?

I do love simple dresses, slippers and hair curlers
but my thing is cliche housewife. Doesn't have to wear heels, but a plain dress, pearls, and with her hair up gets me going.

what do you like about wedgies?

Not him, but
>tfw no gf to bully and humiliate me with wedgies

My sister used to give me wedgies fairly often when I was younger because she was older and always picked on me and I guess I adapted to enjoy it but mostly I enjoy the pressure on my balls and my ass

Tights or stockings, but only on one leg

Can't find any porn of it though

Help me out Sup Forums

Cute.

i like watching horses fuck women.

why can't she just take it off?

Femdom, feet, anal (receptive), cheating
I have a girlfriend but masturbate wanting to fuck my ex every day
(ex in the pic)

She doesn't want to.

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