People who worship animal spirits and gods

>People who worship animal spirits and gods.

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This dick is my god

yiff in hell furfags

no wait, yiff in my butt please.

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Gotta suck the dick before I yiff your butt

I would rather have a fluffy suit to fuck

seems like it would be more enjoyable with less of their actual body exposed

win / win situation

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Also have to suck it again after I'm done with your butt

still sounds like a win for me

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sounds so much better than it really is

that is assuming they are disgusting lords of obesity, which the loose suits serve to conceal. a skintight suit reveals all.

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There's a big difference between chubby and obese

one can be cute the other is just depressing

Very... very disturbing.

Ouroboros

To be honest it will probably not happen. I'm more of a tease than anything

sex can be a mindfuck more than anything

Then if you're a good boy you'd stay on your knees and lick my paws

Hey if he wants to clean his tailhole off my cock who am I to deny him

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Good thing I dont have sex.

skintight is best in all cases

You should go to sleep you probably have school tomorrow

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>Wen ur pants are super tight and your penis cant fit in them.

i like fluffy squishy things

as well as buff hard things

as well as smooth thin things

I like things

>chekd

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fuck this

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I don't blame you

user wait no. just let it all in deep inside you

nah fam stop posting terrible shit

>tfw you know you'll never be that cute rubber pup

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my penis can fit in anything

Fuck off

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>fursuits
You're killing my erection you nigger

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It's fantastic, almost magical infact

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what evil has Sup Forums spawned upon this earth? we have opened lemarchand's box, and we will now suffer the consequences.

My penis doent fit in anything.

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huge weiner disorder (HWD)

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We should test that theory

you're an idiot if you think Sup Forums has anything to do with this spawn. Look up Oklacon or Rainfurrest, you'll see where this crazy shit comes from.

>crazy
I think you mean sexy

Im 7.5 which is not that hueg.

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not that huge, but still big. nice dude

And you don't have sex?
Sad!

7.5 meters of cock

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when will suiters get the message? Nobody likes your suit and absolutely noone wants to see you naked in it.

We already have all the data.

that's well above average nibi

track3.mixtape.moe/pojhkb.mp4
You say that and yet they fuck while you're all alone

oh my god I was going through my dads old CDs and found a Dixie Chicks CD

The dixie chicks had some decent songs

"Dood" right back at'chya

Nope, not at all.

kilometers

I dont believe you had a large enough sample size, we need to do further testing

I only have one set of data thus making 7.5 the mean, median, and mode.

aww, that's a shame, the world is being denied your wonderful wiener

well I still congratulate you either way

Additional numerals unavailable.

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How can something be denied when it is rejected?

nice assumptions faggot

Most fursuiters are either below average or outright homely. that's why they want to put on a suit in the first place. because they think they can be something they're not.

You said that you don't have sex, not that you can't. Therefore, you have chosen to deny the world your loveliness. Which is a shame, I'm sure you'd be a wonderful partner to someone

Give me your numerals and we can make them available. Damn I'm smooth

>nice assumptions faggot
>assumes much
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I think I'm pretty okay.

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Well that's where you're wrong.

Absolutely lovely.

More like this please

i'm sure someone has the dick size chart somewhere

why do you say that

I mean its true but still

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stand back fair lass, i will be your white knight in the face of this incorrigible evil

begone wretched blaggard, your kind holds no quarter here

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oh shit, it's habbenig
youtube.com/watch?v=xiyuNlw9BAs

stabbing sound effect used in this is from dark souls 1

The branch splits into three realities. Those three are Don't, Can't, and Won't.
Incidentally they all apply in this scenario making it absolute.

Impressive, no?

I am particularly fond of the numerals "44" and "48" and "84"

It's not assuming when I've seen under the masks. I didn't say you were ugly. But there is a good possibility of it.

You're probably a neat person irl. In fact, I'm sure most of us are. This has been a pretty solid thread so far

but NOT 88?

You guys accept you're gay right?

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