You wake up in a hospital room from a long coma...

You wake up in a hospital room from a long coma. You undo all the wires attached to you and notice that the machines have been turned off. As you get out of bed, you look out the window and see smoke on the horizon. The streets are littered. Cars lay in ruins. A dark cat darts long the road and into the hospital. As you get up out of bed, you notice a note pinned to the sheet just below your chest.
>TAKE THE WEAPON ON THE TABLE. THE WORLD HAS TURNED TO CHAOS. YOU WILL SEE SOON. WHATEVER YOU DO, SURVIVE AT ALL COSTS
You look over at the table and see a...

>Go to google images
>put the last 5 digits of your post followed by 'weapon'
>post first result (be realistic inb4 mechwarriors)

You hear something moving outside the door followed by a gurgling sound, like someone choking on blood. It seems to be getting closer, slowly but surely....

How fucked are you Sup Forums?

>13077
i don't even

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Sup Forumsump

They see me rollin

Pls give mecha

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tango down

nuke get

Rolln

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xd

Gimme roboslave

Fun

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>13322

Could have had a tank but she looks prettier

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Nice

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TEST

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rolling for good weapon

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rolling nigger

rillong

What
The
Fuck...

Rolld

yea someone just happened to be lugging around a huge velos 5 inch gun that probably weighs 5 tonnes and left it on the bedside table

I might live

oh god why

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I'm good

How'd I get in detroit?

Sure

I'm good

Rollllling

roll into a garbage compactor

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I'll be alright

I have a nigger. Nice.

fuckin' brutal

rolololololooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lo

rollingg

now this i can live with

Cod?

Literally first image. Putin will save me

Pew pew

The fuck am I supposed to do

as a non amerifat, is detroit that much of a shithole?

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op here

i meant post first image of a reasonable weapon

Rollan

Da fuq is this? You stole the plot from the movie 28 days later

Reroll

Hell yea boi

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Oh I forgot the image

I cant do shit
Im ded

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Fallout 4 far harbor dlc

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Not fucked but not good either

Wait this still isnt wrong wrong photo

This is the one

My b

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Goodluck pls

Regardless of the weapon i get I'll be fine. I'm not afraid of someone who's choking on blood. If anything I'd try to help them.

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Rull

I ain't even lying either.

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Rolling

Is a me rollorino

Peace is my only weapon

Death by snoo snoo

Guess I'm good

I know, but found it amusing, having a russian light armoured vehivle as weapon amusing.
This was first reasonable hit

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possible rip

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This worked out better than expected

9/10 would survive quite well

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Rallin

Sure, I'll play

14769 that's my weapon

hippy bastard

Wut

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I always get the best out of luck.