So im pretty sure my parents are fucking upstairs

so im pretty sure my parents are fucking upstairs


what should i do? give ideas plz

Barge in and ask to join

like should i knock a bunch of shit over? or spill something

i have no idea

join in without asking

Test the smoke alarm

Do eeeettt or you're a faggot

fuck your sister

Record the audio. Post it on their facebook, or whatever you kids do these days.

Nothing, faggot. The adults are doing adult things. Just sit in your room and be quiet.

If dubs then do it

nah thats weird

id have to stand on a chair but that is a good idea, maybe i can tape something to a stick and use that to hit the button

shut up faggot i have to listen to the ceiling squeak and bend

Jack off

Rolling

good for you! if they still enjoy each other they will not divorce..

move out

It's only weird because your teachers tell you so. Your parents are desperate for some bonding time with their child.

kill yourself right outside their door with your dick hanging out of your pants.

Scream as loud and long as you can then take a suicide attempt

>shut up faggot i have to listen to the ceiling squeak and bend
Just have a fap while you listen then.

Rolling for this!

Roll

i made a poker stick for the alarm kek

Try and film what happens (if physically possible)

is this bill?

Put the poker stick as far as you can up your own asshole then run into their room and tell them you need to go to hospital immediately.