Do you hunt lefties in your country?

Do you hunt lefties in your country?

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Never understood left-handed kids in school always complaining about the scissors being right-handed. It's easy to use a left handed scissor with the right-hand.

Fun fact: The word for left-handed in faroese is lám(ur), the same meaning as lame (paralysed)

>tfw left-handed master race

It just doesn't cut it
t. left-handed

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Is left handedness illegal in Germany?
Did not there be a law to exclude it as a congenital and unreasonable defect?

>tfw left handed.
I do lot of things with my right hand. The only bad thing i can think of is that while writing you have to drag your hand over your writing, which can smear it.

I was born left handed and I do most things with my right hand, except write.

>be me, leftie
>learn arabic
>not dealing with this problem at all

left handed master race
>Einstein
>Mozart
>Queen Elizabeth and the rest of the Royal family
>Obeamer
How can right handed people even compete

I always use a tissue to prevent smudging

wtf i love my country now

My grandfather lost his right arm at age 4 to the sawmill of his father. He was left-handed because of this.
He was left out of the Wehrmacht and began to produce flyers against the Nazi regime instead.
The Nazis got his identity and put him on a wall with several other perpetrators. They put sacks over their head, told them they'd shoot them one by one and shot into the air to scare them.
My grandfather hid in the Bavarian woods after this and had a crack to his sanity ever since.

This is what happens to left-handed people in Germany.

Was the person a leftie who decided to put the stick on the left side in arcade cabinets?
I'm trying to learn playing fighting games with a stick and I swear this is some conspiracy. My left hand is just retarded.

>Bach
>Queen Victoria
>Michelangelo
>Henry Ford

>tfw too intelligent to use right hand

wait wtf why is there such a difference between countries?

Certain writing styles + cultural differences at young age + beating the queers back to normalcy

>group of 15 people
>the only interesting people are the 2 left-handed ones

REALLY made me think.

Why would there be such a big difference by country?

This. It ends up like half tearing the paper instead of cutting it nicely

>be right-handed
>fap with my left hand

>be left-handed
>fap with my right hand

Well on has to be able to skip past all the bad parts in porn.

Im right handed and can only masturbate with my right hand, my entire right arm and hand is huge now and its really embarrassing when im without shirt

That's exactly why I started doing it.

Just tell people javelin throw was your hobby.

I don't know about Germany, but here left handed children had to learn writing with their right hand up until the 70s.

you are not interesting and neither is your waifu