Serious question here Sup Forums, I am tired of my life in American and would like to defect to North Korea. Yes...

Serious question here Sup Forums, I am tired of my life in American and would like to defect to North Korea. Yes, North Korea.

How would I best be accepted there without going to a work camp or being killed crossing the line?

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you'd be asking a dictator and his well paid lackeys to let you into their family and give you a share in their wealth.

going to a work camp even would just be a waste of resources spent on keeping you inside.

Yea, but they could use us to better there cause. Win-Win

gotta suck kim's dick.
>swallow if you spit its the death penalty
>source: i am kim jung come suck meh baby

So what you're saying is you want to die within the year. I think they can help you with that.

This documentary got me thinking it would not be bad to defect to North Korea.

Maybe we can defect together Sup Forumsro?

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Okay I'm just going to play along here. Why Best Korea?

Back during the cold war they were offering money and a lifestyle as a king if you defect. You tell them what you know, let them fake propaganda quotes for you, and you live like a king!

I feel I would love that life and would better the North Korean people. Im actually being serious here.

I mean, if you really want to starve, you could just live on the streets like a normal hobo...

They'd probably accept you if you got any education/technical skills to help them make their nuke.

Yeah but they're poor as fuck mate, and have no reason to actually keep that promise.

IDK man, I feel that you will get use to it. North Korea looks better now and is always growing.

You know about their concentration camps?

Yes, thats why im wondering how to avoid being sent to one lol.

Just learn about Juche, always mock US, Japan, South Korea, and talk about how great the country is.

You would have to be a PR
person. You would have to
make appearances confirming
everything dear leader said

Should I go to a university and talk to a professor about it? OR do you think I will get picked up by the FBI? Im not even sure if I should be talking about my plans with anyone or googling it.

I can do that, Hell I would agree with whatever he says!

OP don't say make North
Korea great again.

I could help them build a wall.

srsly I thought this was a
troll thread. If you are srs
do not do this. They would
not trust you. Some guy
actually did this and ended
in a labor camp. Google it.

*Accept socialism completely.
*Always say "best Korea"
*Be a fat fuck so the locals think you're royalty.

Theres dozens of countries better than NK wtf is wrong with you?

So basically if I do defect im guaranteed a labor camp? Well fuck.

You idiot NK has been impoverised and underfed for so long they've had to lower the minimum height of the army because kids are being born so small and weak.

Never trust a dictator.

They are random. Oh
wait you just elected one.

Le Drumpf is literally Hitler guise XD

It wouldnt be the FBI party bus picking you up. Probably NSA or CIA

Well tbh fam if you're American, that's all they'd need to know not to trust you. You could tell all sorts of shit about the outside world to their citizens, who are kept in the dark and systematically lied to by the regime.

just tell them you want to defect to NK. they'll be thrilled, and will use you as a propaganda piece

I would like to go there to perform a reform of the agricultural system and properly mechanize it
I don't have any reason to dislike Korea and so I have no reason to wish the populace ill
I fact I would like to help Korea become a nation with enough wealth to not be in perpetual famine
perpetual famine isn't good for anybody

most countries don't want other people except as wealthy tourist.
Also north korea don't need you.
Immigration would broke her social system

There's probably people in your neighbourhood that could actually use your help.

Hi OP, can you elaborate more how your American life has tired you? The US has among the best life for peasants in the world.

You'd still be a peasant in PRK, and, as you mention, work camps. What makes you think you'd be accepted more there?

There's a lot of stuff floating around that estimates that the current Kim will more than likely be the last one. He drank so deep of his father's and grand father's coolaid, that he actually believes it himself. It's only a matter of time until something happens. The best estimate is that some of the higher ups will get threatened enough, that they will help stage a military coup, and let South Korea have North Korea as long as they can go free and live off of the millions they have stashed away. Which makes sense. They get to continue living the rich life, and no longer have to deal with the crazy unpredictable whims of the Kims.

I'd be on board with this if I were one of the party elite.

Nice feet

Kys

No. Hitler was at least somewhat competent.

Who let the angry millenial in?

He was only competent enough to get himself elected, retard. Then he got into WWII and fucked himself so hard he might as well have been the next Custer.

you need first suck my cock and then go to fuck yourself :p

Calling someone a retard when you don't understand history. K. There's more than WWII, fam.

>Don't prove me wrong!!!1!!!1