Yo I have a mole on my dick and surgery to get it removed is $500...

Yo I have a mole on my dick and surgery to get it removed is $500. Do you guys know another way I can get it off without fucking it even more

it's gotta be cut off fam. if you dont want a professional doing it you've got to do it yourself.

I wouldn't risk my dick personally, it's worth far more than $500 to me

Probably not, man.

We're likely just going to tell you to cut it off.
If it does not grow up, I doubt it's a problem....

I don't think anybody is going to hunt someone else not in search of a moleless cock.

Dude it's just a mole...calmdown lol. Don't worry about that kind of shit unless it itches, in which case, worry.

>Grow up

Lmao, mature dick mole.

I mean protrude, kek.

Got one on the underside.

You actually give enough of a fuck about it to get it surgically removed?
Are you that vain?

Soldering iron only takes about 15 seconds to remove it. That being said...

Yes you fuck if you were a woman and you saw a dick with a hench mole would you suck?

femanon here. get that shit removed ASAP if you ever want to get laid. we women don't like chocolate chips with our weiners.

Your dicks gonna look wierd with or without the mole.

Numb the area with something like sunburn or canker treatment (which is basically disinfectant/numbing agent), wipe with either alcohol of hydrogen peroxide, carefully slice off with very sharp clean knife, reapply disinfectant, and bandage until healed.

Dont worry about it. My buddy has a huge flat mole on the tip of his dick and it doesnt bother him or his fine ass gf at all. Save your money and get some confidence. True story man. Its not a big deal brother.

This. No freckles on the pickles boys.

im a girl and i'd be pretty disgusted if i ever saw a dick with a black splotch on it like that...

Thats fucking genius. Should i burn around it or?

How do you know that he has a huge flat mole on the tip of his dick? You guys playing doctor, or what?

ITT: Closeted faggots

Girls do not exist on Sup Forums.

I had one on my dick. I scraped it off with a fruit knife.

It took a while for the normal skin coloration to return, but there is no scaring.

Do it yourself and save the 500

This. If it isn't a doctor that does the surgery, it'll have to be you.

My group of friends are comfortable being naked around each other.

take it off with a potato peeler that's what i did worked great

OP here erect or not?

take a viagra before hand you want to be as hard as possible

>My group of friends are comfortable being naked around each other.
>And sucking each other.

Harder would be easier.

I can imagine it would be easier with a hard on as the skin is stretched

id just leave it, got a fairly big mole on the underside of my sack and it doesnt bother me much

We go on rock climbing trips. Bathing in rivers and shit. Go outside kid.

>rock climbing
So thats what the kids call it nowadays.

Your friends probably call you names like 'spotty sack' or 'scrotum stain' when you are not around. Trust me, I know from experience :(

LOL

do you show off your package to your friends regularly? besides its not even on the sack more like the part where it connects

No, ex-girlfriend told everyone else and it all went downhill from there. Even had a girl tell me that she thought I was the most handsome guy and that she enjoyed my company, but wouldn't date me because she feared what others would think about her. I am sick to my stomach over this and am trying to move away from my town and start over somewhere else. :'(

Typo. Cock climbing.

AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP AND TRY TO HURT POPULAR PEOPLE LIKE A UGLY FREAK

kek

wow that's pretty petty, sounds like some bullshit that would happen in high school

CAUSE THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP AND TRY TO BE BETTER THEN ME AND THE POPULAR PEOPLE AND EVEN THO THERE UGLY THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS CAN CHEAT

AND THAT IS WHY POPULAR PEOPLE ACTORS DIE AND POPULAR PEOPLE DIE UGLY WAY

AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP AND DONT WANT POPULAR PEOPLE TO SURVIVIE EVEN THO I HAVE TO LIVE AT LEAST 100 YEARS

I have a mole on my underside.

No woman ever looked at it and went "I'm not sucking this because there is one speck of different colored skin on it."

Chocolate chip wieners.

Happened earlier this year, in community college, small town, less than 15K people. I dropped out of school because of this. I know some people will just say to man up, but it's easier said than done sometimes.

Hey I have one too. Why get it removed?

Can't you just get a small tattoo that's the same color as the rest of your dick on it to cover it up?

Guess whats in my forskin

A mole?

SD card

one of those little wooden boxes with something inside, usually a fake bug

A picture of Wesley Snipes?

you stuck your dick in a chinese finger puzzle?

no

Remember, anons, moles are only cute when they live underground, and not on your spotty dicks.

apple cider vinegar,

Well. Rumple Foreskin, are you going to tell us, huh?

Ta daa

Nice, what is it?

You're kidding

is that a pencil sharpener

A DVD player

I, for one, enjoy your penis tricks.

tell every chick you know that your dick is winking at her.

profit

Definitely better than watching David Blaine do card tricks.

I wish more people would do card tricks with their dicks.

Now circumcise yourself

Yup

But then I couldn't smuggle drugs through the airport.

I got a blow torch and a carving knife. It'll cost ya only 100$ buddy what do you say?

can you snort lines with that thing?

Every single girl that has seen my mole has liked it. You probably need to get a girl before thinking about this shit, you faggot.

with a knife, here take mine

Its not a mole. It's hpv.

Go to a fuckin naturalpathic doc and get some damn natural oil that gets rid of shit like this

I'll chop it off for USD 50.

easy
>step 1: marry lorena bobbit
>step 2: cheat
>step 3: get caught
>step 4: go to sleep
>step 5: get bobbitized
>step 6: ???
>step 7: profit

Mole removal scars are way worse than flat moles.

It's annoying but it works
>Get apple cider vinegar
>Get a needle or sandpaper or something that can scratch and leave a mark
>Scratch up mole, the more scratched the better
>take piece of toilet paper
>soak in the vinegar
>cover mole with toilet paper
>cover toilet paper with a bandaid
>leave on over night (do this shit before you sleep)
>Take it off a couple of hours after you wake up
>Mole is now a scab
>it will flake off
>repeat process until mole is completely gone.
You are fucking welcome, this is coming from a pale ass ginger, my skin developes more moles than niggers have stolen bikes.

Also it should go without saying that I blatantly don't give a fuck if I have skin cancer. I live in California, I almost expect it, however I do not like to be riddled with growths, and dermatologist typically cost about 25$ per mole (in my experience). You could take 25$ and remove every mole you have on your body. However, you'll need to keep it on and get it surgically sliced off if you want it tested for cancer.