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King Azor Jon

>The Manlet That Was Promised

Bow, ye shits.

>Dany and Jon will have some sensual moment right before they realize they are related

Will we get to see his big cock next season?

>The Dorne section of Linda's review
My poor virgin ears.

I miss Karl.

aside from the whole prophecy thing, does Jon's inheritance even give him any uh racial bonuses? he has no ability to warg or resistance to fire so I don't see how being a half-bred is helping him in any way, he's supposedly half ice and half fire but ultimately 100% "normal"

>yfw jon will get killed in the opening shot of s7

Cersie had 4 children

3 with jaimie, 1 with Robert she killed gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Cersei's_black-haired_son
Tommen didn't have to die according to the prophecy

Why did Varys sail to Dorne and back just to sail BACK to Westeros with the army? Why didn't he just wait and meet up with them once they landed?

HE WORST KEPT TWIST IN HISTORY

>PROMISE ME, REDDIT

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes

Hourly reminder Dany and Jon are both ENEMIES as of this episode.

Jon is King of the North. The North is part of the Seven Kingdoms. Dany will wage war on these traitors to the Iron Throne.

>there are actual, literal, non-ironic jesusfags ITT right here right now at this very moment

I BOW ONLY TO THE TRUE QUEEN, AND HER NAME IS LANNISTER, LONG MAY SHE REIGN

Rhaegar died for this

When Dany arrives in King's Landing, will Cersei go Allahu Ackbar on the entire city?

Yupp. It will be called dragonbinder and its going to fuck Dany and her entire army.

He's Azor Ahai you fucking faggot.

nice script

They've never met in their lives. They're total stangers to each other. Even if they both found out they were related, I doubt it'd phase them. Considering Targayrians were known inbreeders, this is actually a step up.

He has superhuman willpower.
Hes super handsome.
He is blessed by godly luck, Lord of Light favors him as his godly warrior.

He wanted to make a start on his coclkess troupe with Greyworm and Theon.

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>1 with Robert she killed

All of this could have been prevented because of Cersei's stupidity

It's just a mistake in CG

LONG MAY SHE REIGN

actually Cersei kinda wanted to wipe out his son from her royal ass, she shows literally no remorse

impressive

>who are the White Walkers

Cersei is the Queen of Whores

THE REMAINING FORCES

1. Team Dany
>Daenerys
>Varys, Tyrion, Missandei, Grey Worm, unnamed Red Priestess
>Jorah Mormont (presumably), Daario Naharis (presumably)
>Three dragons
>1/2 of House Greyjoy, incl. Asha/Yara and Theon
>House Martell, incl. most of Dorne (presumably), led by Ellaria Sand and incl. the Sand Sneks
>House Tyrell, incl. Olenna , incl. The Reach (presumably)
>The unified Dothraki Horde
>A legion of Unsullied
>A shit ton of ships and horses

2. Team Jon
>Jon
>Sansa (presumably), Aria (presumably), Bran (presumably), Benjen
>Davos Seaworth, Brienne of Tarth (presumably), Podrick Paine (presumably), Sam the Slayer (with Gilly and Sam Jr.), Meera Reed (presumably)
>Two direwolves, Ghost and Nymeria (presumably)
>The Vale (presumably), led by Petyr Baelish (acting) and Robin Arryn (on paper), incl. House Royce, led by Yohn Royce
>The Free Folk, led by Tormund Giantsbane
>The Night's Watch, led by acting Lord Commander Edd
>House Tully (presumably), incl. Edmure Tully (presumably)
>House Mormont, led by Lyanna Mormont
>House Manderly, led by Wyman Manderly
>House Glover, led by Robett Glover
>House Cerwyn, led by Cley Cerwyn
>House Hornwood
>House Mazin
>The rest of The North (presumably)

3. Team Cersei
>Punished "Venom" Cersei
>Jaime (presumably), Qyburn, Gregor Clegane, Bronn (presumably)
>The Westerlands (presumably)
>The remnants of House Frey (presumably)
>The remnants of House Bolton (presumably)
>Wildfire

4. Team Brotherhood
>Led by Beric Dondarrion
>Thoros of Myr, Anguy, Sandor Clegane
>Lady Stoneheart (possibly)

5. Team Euron
>Euron
>The Iron Islands (de-facto) and around half of the forces/houses

6. Team Night's King
>Night's King
>White Walkers
>An army of undead men and animals

7. Team Littlefinger
>Petyr Baelish (currently allied to Jon but clearly has plans of his own)

8. Team Wildcard
>The Iron Bank of Braavos
>The Faceless Men, incl. Jaqen H'ghar
>Gendry
>Melisandre

quints of truth

Anything's an upgrade over a Dornish woman.

The only link between them is Tyrion, right? He's the only person in the whole world to have met both.

when will /got/ threads be banned? end of today?

i don't want got threads to go away :(

he likes traveling

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>TWO FACTIONS

Bran knows the truth. They will ALL meet!

anyone wanna crap out a list of all more or less important deaths of the season?

DESU her son was a traitorous cuck who was going to let his mother and himself be executed and his wife humiliated and tortured, he was dumb and useless and did her a favor by offing himself

KING OF MY HEART

Cersei is supposed to be a great beauty. Instead we get Lena Headey

Daenerys is supposed to be an otherwordly beauty. Instead we get Emilia Clarke

Arya is supposed to be growing into her looks, looking more and more pretty. Instead we get Maisie Williams.

What the what DnD?

>episode is over
>we don't see the Wall falling down

OK I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT

>This entire episode

>No Team Stannis

GTFO

Honestly most likely this.

That or they just assumed people would think it happened later in the future. Considering how they added Freypie for literal filler, it's sort of obvious they're pandering to normies.

Definitely jarring for people who pay attention, but when it comes to tv on this sccale, I'm willing to forgive them.

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Jon cannot be killed by dragons because he's a Targaryen, HOWEVER....

>Tommen didn't have to die according to the prophecy

Gold shall be their crowns and gold their shrouds. That was probably the biggest standout line in the prophecy you retard.

lena headey was pretty in the first two seasons

she's an old wrinkly hag now

who the fuck rules the stormlands, also why aren't the night's watch allied with the north

Nothing remains of house Bolton it seems.
Besides Roose warned Ramsay that the Lannisters would come for them sooner or later.

t-team fAegon let's go

How the fuck did Varys get from Dorne back to Mereen in a single episode?

Can he actually teleport or are the directors just not even trying anymore to try to keep the time scale believable?

Same with Arya who came back all the way from fucking Bravos

>surprisingly good new side character people like
>will get murdered for shock value at the start of the next season

How will they do it lads? Littlefinger backstabbing? Wildling shits?

So how long before /got/ gets banned again?

>Cersei vs. Daenerys, The Tyrells, The Martells, The Starks, The Dothraki, The Unsullied, The Greyjoys etc. etc.
Wow sure sounds really interesting

witnessed long may she reign

jon and dany are twins

FUCK ALL THIS TELEPORTING

>varys teleports from westros to the free cities
>dany teleports from the pyramid to half way into the ocean
>all the northernmen teleport into jon's living room
>cersei teleports from the red keep to the throne room
>sam teleports from outside 1000 miles from oldtown to the citadel
>ned stark teleports from outside to tower to the top
>melly teleports from inside winterfell to miles outside onto a fucking horse
>araya teleports to the frey castle
>benjen teleports bran to right outside the wall
>jamie teleports from the frey castle to kings landing
>lancel teleports from a doorwar to deep into the sewers

H A C K S
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Based quints

>there are people on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW

This is going to sound gay as fuck, but Kit Harrington has the most incredible fucking eyelashes for a man.

Cersei did literally nothing wrong

The time they prepared to set sail was enough for Varys.

Also, only because they show Varys NOW doesnt mean he was visiting Dorne weeks ago.

I don't think there is a better reaction image than this for this episode.

She's supposed to look like Arya, i understand why they went with a 7/10 instead of a 10/10

If you combine red, black, green and white you get Gold you idiot.

CERSEI CONFIRMED AS QUEEN AND WINNER OF THE GAME OF THRONES

QUINTS OF TRUTH
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>mfw he called Jon the White Wolf

Why didn't Littlefinger seem to care?

PRESTON WHEN

high noon

it's a little known movie trick called editing

SHE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE FACELESS ONE

What did Lyanna whisper to Ned?

>he still thinks Stannis is alive in the show

Let it go user, at least we know from this season that he wins the battle of Winterfell in the books

well she will have Euron and Littlefinger

>has the smuggest, back-stabbing cunt look possible
>hurr, he doesnt care

>tfw pedo for lyanna M

R+L=J was the final straw and he's finally killed himself.

ONE TRUE TOWER OF JOY LYANNA

are you blind

>you want a good girl but you need the bad poosey

the night's watch is neutral you fucking retard, if you have been paying attention for 6 years you would know that already.

Ending of Game of thrones

>"Men have fucked up westeros, it is time for women to take command"
>all major houses are now headed by woman serving under dany
>Jon marries her and plays a cuck role
>Game of thrones is a feminist message about how the world would be better if they were removed from power

What major houses aren't fucking broken beyond repair at this point? May as well just give Dany Westeros on a silver platter at this point, the only thing stopping her is the Undead horde rolling in from the north.

Does anybody have a high-res shot of everybody hailing Jon as the new king in the north, with Jon in the center? I kinda want one for a desktop background.

>what kind of dress you want senpai?
>make me look maleficent

>they replaced the Dorne "fire and blood" scene with that nonsensical Varys and Olenna scene

Just when I thought this season couldn't get any worse. The dialogue doesn't even make sense.

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>don't marry the tully fucking shit
>promise me, ned

Sansa even lost her smille after she looked at him. It's obvious that she didn't see what she expected on his face.

lena was never pretty, this is beyond got

Look like he cared...he was fucking angry.

Such a cutie