Why aren't you fucking men?
>You can fuck everyday if you want, the availability of fags wanting to fuck casually is incredible
>You don't have to worry about pregnancy
>Asspussy feels better then gross vagina
>Guys give way better head then bitches
>Way more likeley to find kinky fags satisy your fetishes
>Sucking some dick is fun even if you are straight
>no need for expensive dates if you just want to hook up and fuck
Those are just some of the benefits of fucking men!
>the availability of fags wanting to fuck casually is incredible
I'm sure you have great taste in men
You make some good points but how do you get past how ugly they are?
You know what op your right you've turned me into a african booty scratcher thanks
You don't because its all about sticking your cock in something and cumming, you don't have to have attraction or fall in love unless you are a fag
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating.
who is that fine specimen in pic related? i'd like to scope some videos of his :O
im reporting this, enjoy your ban faget
Cuz I can fuck women. Women are always lookin fab. Shaven, nice tits, smell good... all that shit
Damn guys are lacking in thise areas. Also I don't like dicks - other than my own
Yeah ive been doing it. Easy head is awesome when youre drunk and single, but its a last resort thing. I pick pussy over that any day
>>Sucking some dick is fun even if you are straight
if sucking some dick is fun you certaintly aren't straight
Find one that isn't.
>sucking dick
>straight
Pick one, faggot.
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Not true user... Me and some of my bros jack off and watch porn together and sometimes exchange blowjobs and shit but we're still straight men... The porn we watch is all hot bitches, and I have a girlfriend
I have a friend that when we get together we jack off together, sometimes blow each other while watching porn and drinking beers, we love pussy and women but just enjoy a simple jerk session together once in a while.
>>Way more likeley to find kinky fags satisy your fetishes
All my fetishes involve doing depraved sex acts with women
first post best post
>its all about sticking your cock in something and cumming, you don't have to have attraction or fall in love unless you are a fag
men who understand this are free men
my wife would get jealous and feel like she wasn't getting enough attention when she realizes how horny i am. she doesn't want to get on birth control nor for me to get a vasectomy and condoms are a turn off (goes instantly dry), so we just try not to have sex often to avoid any surprises.
Faggot. It's why I stick to women and only hook up with traps or crossdressers here and there
>aids
>men are uglier
> ass doesn't feel better than pussy and sure as hell doesn't smell better
It's not gay, because you're a man and the guy you fuck is your bitch.
After you fuck the shit out of his manpussy, get him to wash your clothes.
If you suck dick you're not straight
>be me
>hanging out at my house after school
>shoe is untied
>buddy notices
>he kneels down and starts tying it
>his face is right at my crotch level
>finishes tying and looks upwards at me
>awkwardly stare at each other for three seconds
>he stands up abruptly and leaves the room without saying anything
Did he want to suck my dick?
Pull out method and morning after if an accident happens. Removing sex from a relationship is not a good thing dude. Even if you have to use a condom to have sex and let her blow you afterward to get you to nut. Just my opinion user
Bottomed for a guy. Blew him, rimmed him, and he blew in my mouth. Disliked pretty much every minute of it and the whole time I was just waiting for it to be over. Had an experience, but won't be doing it again.
Labels. Who gives a fuck. Go out and have fun. Even if you are straight. It doesn't harm to try it at least once
So all women who suck dick are not straight
Great logic user, kill yourself
He was thinking about it. He got shy nd walked out because he was conflicted
I don't care about sex
I want love and a relationship and to make someone my wife and then we have sex to make children.
If I wanted to stick ym dick in something till I cum then why bother fucking men when I have 2 hands that known exactly what I like already?
Well you tried and now you know. I did all that beside rim job "shit is nasty" i liked it but i like puss more
You make a valid point good sir. That is how i feel as well
I've been in a committed relationship with a guy for twelve years. Yes, we bareback. You jelly, OP?
i know, our relationship changed when i realized we couldn't have sex as often as i wanted. for the longest time i honestly believed she was infertile. as far as sex, she has to have this control over the form of the sex or else its just seems entirely unappealing to her. either im dominating her as ddlg or im a lover and shes a "good girl". its a fucked situation.
I have a few profiles online. Not a day goes by the someone doesn't offer to blow me nsa. You don't have to look them in the eye, hell you can even hit up a glory hole and never even see the dudes.
I'm diamonds like diamonds in the sky
this x 9000
I love fucking men, what are you some sort of faggot?
because i'm not a faggot.
please be trolling or kill yourself
I don't know man. I've sucked off friends before and had them suck me. It's not like we are dating and sending each other love notes. There is no feelings or attraction involved. Its just when you close you eyes it feels good and returning the favor isn't that bad. A clean dick tastes just like any other part of your skin.
It's just convenient really.
Well fuck user. That shit needs to be talked out and get sex back in the relationship
But you could get fucking AIDS
You could get aids with a bitch as well. Stop making fucked up excuses to hide behind. Go do it. You are on Sup Forums you are already a fag. Go out and fuck a guy
Mega Virgin Squad Elite
this pussy look amazing
How do I know if he has aids tho
When i was about 12 years old
>Hanging out at friends house playing starwars battlefront gamecube
>sittin on floor next to the bed chillin havin fun
>hear a yell from my right side
> my friends older brother(about 17) charging at me
>no pants and fully erect 7" dick
>put my hands up and block him at his hips
>hes trying to push forward and im using all my chubby boy might to hold him back
>Big dick flopping an inch away from my face
>went on for about 30 seconds till he backed off
>confused and scared went home.
I wish i could go back and gobble his cock down and be his daily cockslut
Same reason Im not fucking woman; I'm a pathetic loser with no redeemable qualities to attract one.
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>implying I'm not fucking men
it's a general weekly thing with 2 dudes in my area, otherwise everyone is either super closet (for now), or actually straight (pfft, what a bunch of plebs desu)
what
how did your friend react????
also hot af
are you oficially gay now? virgin?
wanna fuck a qt3.14 trap, but don't know any
are you the bottom?
I'm the submissive little fuck slut honestly
skinny twink or chubby cub?
skinny as fuck
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng (either way)
Disappear scumbag.
But guys are ugly and not cute.
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I dont even really remember lol
Was pretty shocked.
His older brother also had his friend their and they always did weird pranks so they just played it off as a joke
Woke up with his friends bare ass and balls an inch from my face one other time lol.
Im bi ive sucked 2 dicks and they weree sadly not half the size of the dildo i bought lol
Still a virgin with the ladies though, too antisocial/unambitous for a grill right now
did you like boys before or that pseudo-rape conditioned your future?
also, current age
21
Swapped blowjobs with friend at like age 5 under the covers, obviously didnt really know wtf we were doing lol just messing around as little kids.
I also made out with 3 girls by kirdergarden, HOES
Did the good ol show me yours ill show you mine with a kid at a summer family rv/camper resort.
Kid had a botched circumsicion or something weird dick lol.
Idk it probably wasnt the only thing but it definitely plaid a factor in giving me the up close in personal.
>>Way more likeley to find kinky fags satisy your fetishes
Gay dudes can help me find kinky women?
>blowjobs
>age 5
wtf nigga
Not too crazy, I felt up my first pussy when I was 5, playing doctor with the neighbor girl
That fayge is experiencing
bunghole nirvana
Bunch of faggots xd
felt as in touched it on the outside or fingered it? o_O
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TOP KEK, right?
I never included that in my daily "fun" activities.
sauce?
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I'm gay and I find that video obnoxious
Depends if hes sound or not. some might hook you up with on of their lonely girl friends
How did that happen with your friends?
Now I'm picturing vintage gay mcClownporn. Thanks a lot, user.