Trips or 69 opens the box. It's a custom-made box sized & made solely for the purpose of housing its contents

Trips or 69 opens the box. It's a custom-made box sized & made solely for the purpose of housing its contents.

roll

uhhh ok

Rolling for 69 because I'm a faggot who can't roll trips.

it's your horse dildo collection isn't it?

Fuck it, why not...

>69
It's a dildo.

it's obviously a custom made box specifically designed for holding your dragon dildo collection or prized piece

Roll my nigga

Any treasures therein?

Dildo collection box

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if get, burn the contents

Ur moms strap on

that was quick

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What's inside?

there is your dignity inside it?

Nicely done.

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Holy shit

Duuuuude

>that was quick
That's what she said.

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Fucking deliver OP. You faggot

>It's a custom-made box sized & made solely for the purpose of housing its contents.

One of the most obvious, dumbest things I've ever read.

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The idea is to get 69 you faggots.

The idea is to get to 69?

OP asked for trips OR 69, you autistic fuck. He has 777 and 888.

>Trips or 69

Lrn2read gaybo

It's a weapon. sixty9 get

Are you faggots even reading the thread? I already opened the fucking thing.

I used to play magic the gathering a long time ago.

How much are those cards worth OP?

The entire contents of the box is worth around $700 Canadian. I'm a modest collector. It's a "Cube", which is basically a custom drafting environment if you know that a draft is.

Biggest opening of a box disappointment of my life

What did you expect?

Something interesting. Not something every nerd from Timbuktu to British Columbia has.

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You're on the wrong site.

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