Need some serious advice and shit Sup Forums

Need some serious advice and shit Sup Forums,
Does my asshole look normal to you? Everytime i do anything it usually bleeds alot or it just hurts the whole time. I use plenty of lube . I only just successfully did anal with my boyfriend and it seemed fine but when i went to the bathroom there was blood and two days later it is still hurting.. even tho it wasn't the day we did it. Help Sup Forums!
>pic related

Do you bleed when you shit? your asshole looks real irritated.

Tits or gtfo

Sometimes but it's only after i do anything anal related. I just took that pic and we had anal two days ago. It always happens :/

It's a hemroid. probably popped out when you did anal. They normally go away in a few uncomfortable weeks.
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Looks like hemmorhoids. Eat more fiber and dont sit on your ass all day.

Go to the god damned Doctor.
None of that is normal.

Does it feel like a feel hard and round?

yep.. oh boy looks like i fucked up xD

You can see the hemorrhoid. Eat fiber like above said and use prep H for pain

It's a hemorrhoid. No biggie. Google it

medfag here. Looks like a hemmoriod or worse case pulop. get some cortizone cream. If that doesnt help you made need to see a doctor

Don't worry it will heal if u keep it clean.
No more black cocks up the ass for a while sonny

Looks like a mild case of external hemorrhoids in the picture. Bleeding that occurs several days after anal insertion likely indicates that you have internal hemorrhoids or polyps as well.

There are cortizone creams to treat minor external hemorrhoids, while internal hemorrhoids would require surgery (outpatient, nothing major).

Ignore the fiber recommendation crap. While yes, you probably don't get enough fiber in your diet and more would be beneficial, it isn't going to prevent or treat hemorrhoids caused by anal insertions.

Source: medfag.

need more analysis pics of your Anus to evaluate

Yessir > u

You're disgusting and I'd never have sex with you

Home remedies
Over-the-counter topical treatments, such as hydrocortisone or hemorrhoid cream, can ease your discomfort from hemorrhoids. Soaking your anus in a sitz bath for 10 to 15 minutes per day can also help.

Practice good hygiene by cleaning your anus with warm water during a shower or bath every day. But don’t use soap, as soap can aggravate hemorrhoids. Also avoid using dry or rough toilet paper when you wipe after a bowel movement.

Using a cold compress on your anus can help reduce hemorrhoid swelling. Pain relievers, such as acetaminophen, ibuprofen, or aspirin can also alleviate the pain or discomfort.

dude that's your opinion xD i didn't post a picture of my fucked up asshole to get you off.

It's hemorrhoids.
Ask your doc for hydrocortisone suppositories, those will really help.

Also, try eating a couple teaspoons of coconut oil every day (or take coconut oil pills). It really will help get rid of them, usually in 10 days or so.

>Doing anal
Enjoy your ruined sphinxter muscles you stupid slut
God I can't wait until I'm 40, there will be so many people shuffling around or walking like they're on a horse it'll be ridiculous. Fuckin faggots

tits now

From what you can see do you recommend going to the doctor?

Honestly it's not exactly my cup of tea but my partner wanted to try it. Can't hurt trying everything once.

>doesn't realize anal has been a thing for thousands of years

It looks like you have some hemorroids. Go to the doctor (Duh). You will certainly be advised to stop doing anal. If you were bleeding easily before trying it in the ass you probably should not have started doing it in the first place.

You will probably have to go through some anal cream + cryotheraphy + some pills to stimulate circulation. Try to use a neumatic to sit and make exercise. Drink lots of water, eat healthy with a lot of fiber and oatmeal from now on till the day you die.

By the way, anal is not only about lube.... you need to do it very slow and milimetrically, without withdrowing; definitely not banging until you have are very loose and reached a good tolerance. It should not bleed if it is done right.

If your partner is big you'll probably need some toys first to get used to it. But for now and very long time, no anal for you. Porn industry is not very helpful for normal couples.

Good luck

Source: Medfag... kind of.

Not to mention the male g-spot.. Kek.

Not OP, but you sound like a middles cool shitstain. You really don't seem to understand how talking to people works.

That's becasue you have hemorrhoids you dumb bitch

>Need some serious advice and shit Sup Forums

Why is this still a thing ?

If you don't mind having a doctor visually inspect your anus and you are covered/live somewhere with health care, then sure.
But it will likely go away on it's own in 1-2 weeks

Because graveyard shifts at the ER are dull as fuck unless it's a weekend or holiday. Then we have patients lining the fucking hallways.

middles cool?
not sure if white knight, or bait.

if bait, 7/10

You'd be surprised. Some people genuinely have nothing better to do but give really good advice

I'm aussie we can get booty hole inspections for free.
Looks like i'm not doing anal for a while.

Boy here. i was super constipated went days without shitting and had blood in my stool EVERY TIME and of course hemmeroids. pic related fixed everything for me. before i shit now i just put a little finger tips worth on my asshole (i'm sure you can do it before anal) and now i shit like a little boy, not a care in the world and no more hemmeroids.

vaseline is the ultimate cure. trust me. this is coming from an opiate addict too so i sometimes go WEEKS of being constipated

>i hate anal but my bf wanted to try it so i said yes

YOU ARE DOING GODS WORK. i've literally slept with 40 different girls, only 3 of them were willing to try anal. best sex in my entire life. Just know that you are the real mvp and i love you for making that sacrafice just so your bf can have the best sex ever. YOU DA REAL MVP


pic unrelated, my ex sucking my balls

Alternatively, just drink a cup of vegetable oil. You'll be squirtin in a few hours

Is your name Carrie or Chelsea?

Not white Knight or bait. You're just a faggot.

"Hurr ur uggo"
"Show titties!"

Not only does that not make sense, but you seem to be trying a really fucked up version of tits or gtfo. And, if that's the case, then you really don't know what that's about.

Tl;dr: fuck off and die

Apply a mixture of vinegar and salt to the area

Op here: Honestly idk why people are so closed minded about trying shit hey. You've obviously gotta please your man or he'll end up running off with some other chick or just getting bored. Besides Nothings more fun than experimenting and it really didn't feel bad. I came twice actually. I'm kinda bummed out that i got a hemorrhoid.

Ah yes, nothing healthier than petrol in the anus.

If only there was some kind of lubricating product designed specifically for your ass.

Also
>middles cool
It's just fuckin auto correct. I haven't slept for 30 hours so I'm getting sloppy.

How fat are you? Cos most piles are caused by either being a dirty backed up anal slut or by being a humongous lardass

Nah man :) sorry

You got a hemorrhoid and you already said you've done it before this so don't bullshit me, anal sex is the most retarded thing you could do to your body save for implants.
And for thousands if years those people have died agonizing deaths if they ever even made it to 45 because the practice of removing chunks of your intestines safely is a very modern practice.
There's a reason why the gay community up until he mid 2000's had mostly sworn off doing anal you dumb cunt, they found out en masse that anal fucking destroys your asshole for good and ruines multiple muscular functions inside your body.
But that's okay, because it touches my g-spot/feels good inside me!!!!!111!!!
There's a reason homos hardly lived to old age en masse until the modern era

Yah alright. LOL

This

>only tried anal once
>whatever the classification before chubby is and even then it's a loose term but eh.

Go to sleep nigger.

Being a degenerate slut really feels empowering huh?

Dont be such a pussy.

Can't sleep clowns will eat me

Well i mean if sleeping with the same guy for over a few years makes me a slut then sure fam. I'm the biggest whore out.

Get a load of this faggot

Hey op, can we get some tits for the advice?

How is she being a "degenerate slut"? Serious question. She just wants her SO to be happy, I hardly think of that as slutty.

>Only tried it once
Earlier here that it wasn't the first time
Keep your story straight

if only more girls were as cool as you. I literally go to bed bummed knowing how cumming in a girls butt is the most amazing thing ever but at the same time every pretty girl hates it with a passion and would never try it because it hurts too much/"poop comes from there"

pic related, my ex girlfriend. for some reason we only did anal once and its cause i had to beg her for an entire month. only put the head in and she couldn't take any more. SHE HATED IT. although i have gotten assjobs from her like a billion times after that since its how i'd cum post sex

This thread reeks of desperation

with dick yeah. I've used my fingers before and a toy once. Sorry I should've been a little more clear.

Bet this is the same whore.

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Aussie here, single mums on tinder are an anal goldmine

EWWW

Op here. Lol nope i'm no fucking land whale. She looks like she drives one of those fucking scooters around to get to walmart.

KEK

Don;t beg, just let it happen naturally. Start with "accidentally" rubbing and fingering her ass hole and see how she reacts

Kill yourself if you can't use terms properly fudgepacker
You're a stupid slut too? Who would have guessed(use context clues you dumb whore)
Coming from the faggot that shoves things up his ass
If you can't figure out what I mean you're probably a degenerate yourself who lacks self awareness

What a puss lul

you lucky fuck. i'm from florida. been dying to single 30-40 year old mom game from tinder and was never successful. think its cause i look like i'm 19 but i'm 23

Op again: Even with all the trouble the only way we could get it in was veeery slowly. He put the tip in and let my ass kinda expand to his size and pushed it in really slowly till i was ready.
>anal is a very slow process. Don't trust porn.

>trying this hard to be edgy

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I'm laughing so hard man

P U S S Y
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>Being so warped that you actually waste time thinking about putting your dick in an asshole when you have two perfectly good holes available to you
Slippery slope once traversed can never be undone
>When you put things in your ass it causes you to bleed so you decide to shove a dick in it instead
Could you be more retarded?

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the trick is to use a lot of lube, stupid amounts. no such thing as to much. and go really slow.

pic related, i came in this butt once.

Single mums with 2 or 3 kids start around 22-28 here

>One small perk of living with trash women

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I've done anal with my gf and it went in pretty smooth actually. we just did a lot of forplay and some regular sex. Then while I jerked off she put a dildo up my ass and I came buckets

The edge-lord of the thread. Let us see how he retaliates next.

lol fuckoff dude anal is hot as fuck. you must be like un-sexually developed or a flatout virgin. once youve had lots of sex you realize how cool anal is and how the girls who actually like it/will let you do it deserve to be given the medal of honor (AND ARE HOT, FOR SOME REASON ONLY HIDEOUS GIRLS LIKE ANAL)

>Counter positions don't exist, it's just him trying to be edgy
The UN part about your delusion is that no matter what kind of bullshit you've tricked yourself into believing your anal cavity is still going to become a nightmare
Your tears taste like shit but at least they're salty
You kids are pathetic, flurries have a more legitimate fetish than you do

Ayy i became a trap

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Nothing hotter than getting shit on your dick. Just sayin

Yur big pussi lips are showin

>i don't know what a fetish is

It's just hemorrhoids.

Buy some Preparation H, try not sitting for too long, add a bunch of fiber to your diet (even Metamucil or one of those) and don't worry about it. After shitting, wipe with moist towelettes with witch hazel.

If it doesn't go away in a week, go see a doc and they can fix it.

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as far as i can remember i've had anal with 5 different girls
1. cute big butt redhead girl who did it cause i told her i wanted to try it before i died. she cried after cause it hurt so bad. it was almost like a proxxy paige video.
2. random ugly chick at a party. used a plastic baggy as a condom
3. my cousin, my literal actual cousin. she was 19 and i was 18 and she let me fuck her in the ass twice on her bed.
4. hot slim petit girlfriend who hated it but let me do it cause i begged for months
5. a literal prostitute vacationing in the middle east but i never put it in all the way

pic related, my hot gf

wtf happened to this thread? Shit was all fine and medical when I left. Come back to fetish wars.

Being a kid has its perks I guess, I doubt you planned on living past 50 anyway let alone making it thee
So is tentacle porn but that doesn't make it any less disgusting and a terrible thing to even try to commit
See you don't give a shit because you're not the one having things shoved yo your ass, you don't have to live with what it does. You're basically no better than someone with aids fucking people unprotected(except AIDS fucks up more of the body instead of just the lower intestinal tract and ability to sit along with being able to take a shit.
Do your homework faggot and hear it from the elderly people who did it and has to live with the consequences now that they're older

More of that whore.

i've never gotten shit on my dick from anal. what kind of disgusting pig beasts are you fucking

Op here: I'm literally lurking for the lols now. Thanks to everyone with legitimate advice :)

lol fetish wars. you are funny and cool for letting your boyfriend smash your butt.

A+ thread. now go to bed