Will I get a gf if i become a mormon? The missionaries seemed nice

Will I get a gf if i become a mormon? The missionaries seemed nice.

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what good is a gf who won't fuck until marriage?

>assuming this isn't bait

this seems like the dumbest reason to join America's biggest cult.

U sure will op,but u gotta buy special pajamas to fuck

You won't get anything if you become a moron.

I used to think they were cool, until I met some of their older folks. The cult really shows there, and it's imposing so many useless restrictions on their life it's not even funny anymore.

dubs don't lie

they were racist as shit up until like 1970. if you go out to the outlying towns in utah, polygamy is still a thing. they'll lie to your face about it and claim they're not all wives, just sisters, but they still do it. a lot of them subscribe to that paranoid militia anti-government shit too.

they have this weird thing for jews. they think they're a lost tribe of israel and that they have some special connection with them. this is utter bullshit and jews (especially israelis) consider it creepy as fuck.

also you're expected to tithe, which means giving usually 10 percent of your income to the church. keep in mind that this church is known for blowing millions in useless endeavors. they spent 80 million trying to keep gay marriage illegal in california, only to have it fail. now think about the millions they spend sending missionaries around who do nothing productive.

That mormon porno is pretty hot though. just sayin

What? Let me tell you as exmormon, no just no.

Do you have to buy the special fuck pjs or do they give them to you?

>Mormons come to ops door to indoctrinate him.
>He thinks at last I might get some friends and maybe even some pussy.


TOPKEK

no caffeine, no booze, no smoking, no sex til marriage

>LDS are not polygamist anymore, it goes against the prophets teachings
>They believe everyone on earth is one of the twelve tribes of Israel but believe most Mormons are from Ephraim, not Judah (the Jewish tribe) Levi or Benjamin. So creepy connection doesnt even make sense
>Tithes goes directly to temples and building churches, fast offerings go to all other endeavors such as disaster relief, and those are given freely. Tithes are required only for temple worthiness and not required either.
>you're an idiot and know nothing.

The special underware is for those that go through the temple ceremonies. and they just search endowment hidden camera and you see how cultish these cermonies are

>special fuck pjs
Sounds like a furry thing to me

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Don't. They're trash. You can do better.

From what I've heard 10% is the bare (biblical) minimum. It's more like 20-30% for older established members.

Wow this is a little bit fucked if u ask me

>LDS are not polygamist anymore, it goes against the prophets teachings

Sure, the main LDS church is anti-polygamy, but it happens regardless. You won't see it in Salt Lake or Provo, but go out the smaller towns in Utah and you will.

only reason the church "banned" it is because the federal government wouldn't allow Utah statehood otherwise.

hope the church is paying you well to shill for them like this.

The book of moron? Did your momma buy that for you when your father left her for another woman?

>polygamy goes against the prophets teachings.
Its literally why Joseph smith created the religion, and is in page after page of the book of mormon.
>tithe not required
Bull fucking shit. You're not a Mormon.

i like how you overlooked the whole part about them being racist as fuck until 40 years ago.

This. My girlfriend literally lives down the road from some polygamist dude with 10 wives

Its creepy to say the least. As an ex mormon, the religion takes itself way too seriously and is EXACTLY like a cult. My friends who know i dont beleive anymore dont talk to me.

>mfw when Joesph Smith was a massive fraud, con-man, and he liked his wives multiple and young. very young.

>mfw when the book of moron is full of literal lies and mentions animals and plants that never appeared naturally in north america

when you're forced to cut-off contact with former members, that's a massive cult red-flag

Joseph Smith is the greatest business man of all time. Comes up with a motto to lock down as many women as he wants, gets people to "donate" 10% of their annual income not for profitability but to build, and then claims his business is a church so evades all taxes on the sickening amounts of money they make. Not to mention sends little recruiters out across the world who tell themselves they are saving people when really it's just the same as you getting sold on pest control from any other door to door salesman

If you´re willing to push what you know is absolute bullshit, have no moral compass and are intelligent enough you might make far enough to have multiple wives etc.
Otherwise you´re just going to end up being part of the unhappy and poor part of the cult.

I didnt over look it, they were racist as fuck. As was the rest of the country
Go ahead and show me all your accurate sources
"Sure the main republican are racist, but go to Alabama and you'll see it" Thats how retarded that argument is.
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Not even a little bit true

kek good one:)