Harry Kim is now here. Everything will be ok

Harry Kim is now here. Everything will be ok

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How about those Delaney sisters eh Harry?

You know I only have eyes for you Tom.

remember the time we spent in an alien prison

your mating strategy is inefficient

I am a very lonely man seven ...

then you wish to copulate?
you humans disgust me

I am melting for you.

indeed it would appear that your substance is highly nutricious

I've got this pic but I don't know the characters of star wars

I'm thinking of watching the series, is it actually worth watching? Like I'm talking the classic old star wars not the new ones which lack depth or intelligence.

This conversation is illogical.

old star wars was ok

Also Mister Kim... why the hell was i in SpaceBalls ?

Please state the nature of the logical emergency.

My food is making people sick.

Harry just emptied his spaceballs if you know what i mean

it would appear your talaxian physiology has mistaken food with human excrement

I am just joshin. Star Trek - What's the best season? Anybody?

Spok kinda gets me hard.

Computer ... create a holografic whore

I'm enjoying Voyager

WHORE GENERATED

i'll try it out, thanks

lol ignore the pic

an Intrepid class vessel

Did I did something wrong?

EXTERMINATUS!!! PURE THE HERETIC!

Unable to comply. File "yourmom.hgm" not found.

I approve of this thread. Carry on, gentlemen.

Great, Janeway, approves. You know what this means, 7 years full of chances to get home, only to be blown by your ineptitude and your smug sense of self-righteousness that will only get more innocent crew members killed.

I mean... Aye, Captain.

the Bog have no need of innocence

>Bog

Why don't you go back to your alcove and regenerate that borg cunt of yours?

I'm diagnosising most of you with future autism. It's different that past autism.

I want you all to smoke a bowl and watch Star Trek, then call me in the morning.

I have removed the useless organ, its purpose was superficial, commander

kek

Chakotay, the most annoying underwriting character on Star Trek. Guy would have been great if it wasn't for all the gay indian voodoo bulshit.

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Is this a Trek thread or a Get thread?

Are we talking Original Harry Kim, Quantum Duplicate Harry Kim or Kobali Harry Kim?

A-Koochhe coochee koo

You must have found your anus superficial as well, judging by the amount of shit that spews out of your mouth!

Its those goddamn talaxian omelettes

I replicated doubles using this weeks rations

Did they know they had vagina foreheads

DS9 is the best, save it till last though because it's not very Star Trekky but it's extremely cathartic for all all those niggling little gripes you'll develop towards the federation.
[spoiler]Plus greatest bromance in any show ever

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correct, i had the doctor connect the large intestine to my esophagus for a more efficient means of excreting

It's fucking working my man, keep it up!

I was surprised there were so many thai ladyboys involved

Funny, that's how the Voyager writing team also functioned.

Spoonheads. They look like spoons.

The woman driver got us waaay lost, so let's let the asian have a crack at it - what could go wrong?

finally something sensible from the mans mouth

there goes my head-canon of it all being improv based on the sfx that would just randomly happen

>tfw Star Wars the Wookie Generation came out 29 years ago

>tfw Dr. Xavier didn't age during that time period.

Harry, the only person in Star Trek less useful than me.

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gor hom. wop nin. do now.
Aye captain
shurrup!

Thai ladyboys don't age either and I'm not hanging myself over it

Mister Neelix, you wasted this weeks rations on a failed attempt at doubles. It is burnt and simply inedible.

fucking kek, no shit. Voyager was a cluster fuck and Janeway is a war criminal. I liked the show, don't get me wrong, it's far better than ENT.

But some of the shit they did, goddamn.
>inb4 prime directive doesn't matter cause delta quadrant.

if you just smile mr vulcan it'l taste allright

Oh, come on now, Mr. Vulcan! Let's put a smile on that face!

Gentlemen, i repaired voyager between your incessant babbling conversations. Trust me, it's going to be all right. I wish you a very safe travel!

If he wasn't a nigger, he'd have won.
Stealin' dilithium n' shit.

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Kringon asshoruh! Shild op, fah-uh tawpedo!

Based Garak - he made DS9 watchable.

i told you already, the brown paste is human excrement, not adhesive, this bucket will fall apart

It's a pity, Travis was a pretty cool guy but he just didn't have enough wacky space adventures happen to him to make him interesting.

needs more holodeck, oh wait

And Dukat, and Quark and Kira and the Bashir-O'Brien dynamic and Worf finally getting good roles

72 VIRGINS

why the talk of shit? voyagers scripts

when will it be not okay again so we can prepare

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Ok, I was forgetting about the Quark/Odo deal - That's why I preferred DS9, it was basically a soap opera in space, and it felt more consistent that the other new series.

>harem.jpg
yep

As a Star Trek fan, i always thought Ds9 was the best serie of all.
Next generation was good (well, not the first season that is pure shit), but they were really lucky to have the actors that played Picard, Riker & Data...

TNG>DS9>VOY>TOS>ENT

fight me.

Too much wesley

Voyager would have been fucked without Neelix.

Neelix is easily the best character in the Star Trek universe.

this is now a Neelix thread

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motherfucker always dressed like a hotel couch.

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Probably soaked in the same amount of piss and jism, too.

not always

voyager in a theater? or punch & judy style what?

brb, turnin in2 lizard lol

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Neelix kinda looks like a pineapple

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I'm going to write some erotic fanfiction about Neelix having sex with Jar Jar Binks

resistance is furniture!

ensign kim fics this at once pls

Oh no! A transporter malfunction has turned Keiko O'Brien, Guinan and Ro Laren into little girls!
What do we do?

Harry Kim is Geordi LaForge without the technical ability.

you mean autistic?

You couldn't even get your ass promoted in 7 YEARS. Fug off m8.

remember this shit? remember when O'Brien had a loli wife and it made it nervous cause he was torn about the morality of the whole thing?

He so wanted to bang her.

holo-loli in the far future