The girl over there is farting. What you want me to do
The girl over there is farting. What you want me to do
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Inhale
Devious user. Devious.
Lulz. Go sit next to her.. uncomfortably close. And ask her if you can huff her farts. Bonus points if you have an erection
Kick her in the cunt
fart back
How about minding your own business, like a non-aspie?
Fart back. Answer her mating call!!!
Ask if anyone else hears the barking spiders.
fart harder
Kick her in the Taco paco
sit close to her, thell her you'd really appreciate her stopping the farts.
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Every time she farts, lean over and say "bless you."
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tell her that her farts are raping your nose
Rolling for this
what are those keypads for?
Suck them from her ass
Jizz on it
next time she farts make a struggling moaning sound, enough to get her attention. If she looks behind her to you, look embarrassed, and say, "Sorry. Your farting is really hot.."
DANG IT.
if dubs, give her a dirty sanchez
ask her if that was a fart or a queef?
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Anal sex
start counting her farts out loud
show her what you're all about