The girl over there is farting. What you want me to do

The girl over there is farting. What you want me to do

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Devious user. Devious.

Lulz. Go sit next to her.. uncomfortably close. And ask her if you can huff her farts. Bonus points if you have an erection

Kick her in the cunt

fart back

How about minding your own business, like a non-aspie?

Fart back. Answer her mating call!!!

Ask if anyone else hears the barking spiders.

fart harder

Kick her in the Taco paco

sit close to her, thell her you'd really appreciate her stopping the farts.

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Every time she farts, lean over and say "bless you."

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tell her that her farts are raping your nose

Rolling for this

what are those keypads for?

Suck them from her ass

Jizz on it

next time she farts make a struggling moaning sound, enough to get her attention. If she looks behind her to you, look embarrassed, and say, "Sorry. Your farting is really hot.."

DANG IT.

if dubs, give her a dirty sanchez

ask her if that was a fart or a queef?

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Anal sex

start counting her farts out loud

show her what you're all about

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