ITT: describe an ordinary day

ITT: describe an ordinary day

>wake up
>fap
>breakfest
>work
>come home to an empty home
>just fuck around for about 6 hours
>fap
>sleep
>repeat

Do I have the most boring "life" on Sup Forums?

Bump

Wake up, dry heave from booze. Drink a bit of booze, try to eat. Possible dry heave .. More booze, work and repeat

Depressing

How do you manage a job while being constantly drunk without the boss calling you in?

I'm a bartender who is aloud to drink on the job

You are allowed to do that? wow most people I know that is or has been a bartender have told me that there is a strict no drinking policy and drinking on the job will get you a warning and if it happends again you´ll get kicked.

I work in a small town and for a start up company per say.... Bahh

Well ok then, but anyhow, sounds like you should get out of that job if you allready notice how it gives you a problem

> wake up
> get out of bed 4 hours later because back hurts
> look for jobs online
> nothing
> play Kingdom Rush frontier on easy level because can't handle depression from losing
> vomit blood because of gastric ulcers
> want to go to sleep
> can't fap any more because what is the fucking point of anything
> want to die

>Wake up
>fap
>gay-men
>fap again
>search for a job
>fap
>browse Sup Forums
>fap
>sleep

Life of a NEET is pretty sweet.

amerifag

>Wake up 9pm
>Do uni homework or fuck around until 9am
>class if I feel like it
>or just go back to sleep

>wake up
>read sweet text from my hot successful fiancé
>go to DD for breakfast
>use DD app cause I'm all about the perks
>buy useless stuff off eBay for about an hour
>go to the gym and lift with a couple buddies
>go to lunch downtown with another friend
>go to "work"
>own a bar. Sales meetings ect, do the books and leave
>go home and talk to fiancé for a couple hours
>make dinner
>talk with fiancé more
>eat ice cream and watch TV
>talk with fiancé until I fall asleep

Not a bad fucking day at all

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>bullshit flying alarm clock rings
>sit on bed
>contemplate whether i need my job or not
>realize im broke
>Brush teeth
>work
>get home
>sit at computer until i go to sleep.

Good thing change is coming, because fuck that sort of life.

You don't live with her?

> 7:30 first alarm goes off
> turn around, hug my wife, decide if sleep more or sex
> 8:25 last alarm goes off
> get up , shower, get ready
> arrive at work 9ish
> work around 8 hours depending on what's on
> arrive home, eat what my wife cooked
> talk to her, do stuff in apartment
> either surf internet, play overwatch with friends or watch movie or series with her
> go to bed
> fuck her
> fall asleep

>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little make-up
>Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
>Leave the keys upon the table

>wake up
>eat oats
>go school
>go back to apartment
>eat something
>fuck around on pc for 9 hours
>fap
>watch some anime
>turn on vaporwave and go sleep

Not until we get married. Her fam is pretty traditional. Her mom is an Ivy League professor and her dad is a retired naval commander

>wake up
>make coffee and breakfast
>fuck around for two hours
>take subway to school

I'm 25 years old but I'm doing high school courses to prepare for university, i want to study physics

>first class is senior physics
>2 hours later, lunch time
>40 minutes later, second class is calculus and vectors
>go home at 3, study and eat and jerk off depending on whether my gf is home
>unemployed, living off of savings, feels good for some reason

>wake up
>coffee
>school
>come home
>do nothing productive
>outside
>weed/drugs
>huge exam coming end of this year
>i'm fucked lol

>turn on vaporwave and go to sleep
ma nigga

Be me in Uni
>Wake up
>Lay in bed contemplating my self worth and existence
>Finally get up cause I have class
>Attend class
>Acquire nourishment
>Walk back to dorm
>Nap
>Do work
>Eat again
>Do more work
>Time for bed
>Can't sleep cause I'm being plagued by existential depression so I have to tire myself out

Rinse and repeat

underrated

12pm wakeup, turn phone on
12:02pm turn phone off after receiving flurry of threatening SMS's
12:30pm get out of bed,
Reddit
Path of Exile
Overwatch
HOTS
Sup Forums
Reddit
Path of Exile
Sup Forums
Fap
Reddit
Overwatch
Path of Exile
Sup Forums
11:00pm eat something
Sup Forums
Path of Exile
3:30am think about what I'm doing tomorrow
5:30am just stare into space and question my existence
6:00am go to sleep as birds wake up

>Can't sleep cause I'm being plagued by existential depression so I have to tire myself out
are you me

>wake up
>shower
>fap
>work for min. 8 h
>go home
>weed
>fap
>eat
>sleep

>I'm not a robot.

>wake up
>breakfast
>school
>come home
>lay down, go on phone, browse Sup Forums or Sup Forums
>tfw browse autistic boards
>fap
>sleep
>wake up and eat
>play star bound
>cry myself to sleep
>repeat

Holy shit, the last part hits so close to home.

>wake up
>lay in bed for 2 hours playing games on my phone and browsing the chan until I feel awake enough to get up
>fucking freezing
>make coffee and breakfast
>watch the morning news whilst eating breakfast
>smoke cigarette
>go back to my room, play vidya for a couple hours
>do some uni work and reading
>another coffee then lunch and cigarette
>more uni work
>Sup Forums and vidya simultaneously for the rest of the day
>might go out for a walk if I'm not too down in the dumps
>lay in bed wondering why I'm so socially awkward, fantasising what it'd be like to have irl friends
>sleep
>repeat

>wake up
>look around
>I'm in this cozy ass motherfucking pic related house
>hear pot softly bubbling
>stay a while and listen

>wake up
>Breakfast and Twitter
>smoke cigarete
>turn on pc
>check Social media
>speak with friends on teamspeak
>turn on stream read all New subs and donation
>stream 8 hours
>eat with gf and brother
>watch some movie or series
>go to bed
>fuck gf
>watch history channel and sleep

>wake up
>shower and brush teeth
>pet/acknowledge doggo
>browse the internet for hours
>play games
>eat awful food
>check to see if college got my transcript
>nope
>feed doggo
>Sup Forums
>sleep

>wake up
>see beautiful gf
>kiss her forehead and brush her hair
>get ready for work
>she gets in the shower first while I cook breakfast
>join
>go to work
>browse Sup Forums
>actually work
>get home
>cook dinner with gf
>eat dinner with gf
>fool around with pup
>go to bed
>talk and play around until we fall asleep
>wake up
>realize it's all a dream
>take a handful of anti-psychotics, anti-depressants and what not.
>browse Sup Forums
>eat instant food
>fall asleep
>wake up 2 in the morning
>browse /x/
>listen to post-rock music.
>fall asleep

>>listen to post-rock music.

What is this? 2001?

>Woke up
>Got out of bed
>Drug a comb across my head

>wake up
>work
>watch tv
>piss
>go on b
>order pizza
>eat pizza
>shower
>shit
>go to bed
>on b till 2 in the morning
>sleep
>repeat

Wake up
Poop shower get dressed brush
Bible and pray
Get breakfast on way to work
Work
Get back from work
Dinner
At computer
Sleep

>wake up
>want to die
>sleep
>repeat

...

I think I´ve seen your face before, is it from the house of lords?

Actually, it's the only thing I have to remind myself of what a decent life I have before. I started to listen to edgy instrumental music in 2004 after both my parents died in a plane crash, as an unusual way to cope.

Did your parents work for the FBI?

Sounds like hell. I don't even know you but can tell you both talk way to mich

>wake up
>smoke dab
>off to work for 9hr
>grab shit food omw home
>eat dinner
>smoke dab
>play vidya
>smoke dab
>watch youtube
>take a shot of alcohol
>smoke dab
>sleep

Wake up
Feed cats
Drink milk
Check the usual sites
Listen to radio news
Laundry, housework, grocery shopping
Wait for kid to get home after one o'clock
Make her lunch
Clean cat boxes
Start preparing dinner
Feed cats again
Watch a movie in the kitchen as I cook
Start drinking wine
Serve dinner
Do dishes
Wobble off to bed
Repeat the next day

My friend had a fairly popular post-rock band back in 00-01 I wonder if you heard them.

Can´t remember the name though. I´ll get back to you if i remember.

They were architects

>alarm
>snooze for 30min
>get up
>shower
>make breakfast
>school & ensembles
>practice
>study
>workout
>sleep

That one went right over your head, didn´t it.

>wake up
>don't attend any lectures
>consider suicide
>sleep

>wake up around 6:30 to 7 ish
>shower
>brush teeth
>Go to hell (aka high school)
get on bus around 3
>head to middle school to get more kids
>first one to get off bus
>walk home
>play some vids until 8 or so
>call girlfriend
>fall asleep on phone
Is my life decent Sup Forums?

>wake up
>go back to sleep
>wake up
>go back to sleep
>wake up
>listen to music and read leddit
>shower
>breakfast
>lunch
>dinner
>alcolel
>sleep

Fantastic Planet is the shit

Kill me I fucked up the text

What the fuck is with that sleep schedule

>did I mention I have a fiancé?

What change? You mean the one where you have less money because you're already poor and the system wasn't built for you?

>receiving flurry of threatening SMS's

Explain please

Literally my life.

>wake up at 6am
>go to school for 7 hours
>2pm-10pm pc/ or go out with gf
>go to bed after
>sleep

Sounds like the job is really benefiting you...

It's so simple to afford things in your imagination.