Anyone else here locked up? It's been 23 days since I've had an orgasm

Anyone else here locked up? It's been 23 days since I've had an orgasm.

If anyone gets trips, I'll put glue in the lock.

no

know thyself OP

do it

shiiiieeeeet

Any man that is caged doesn't deserve to EVER cum. You lose that right the moment you put that cage on.

Fuck.

Holy shit

Guys do I really have to? Please no.

how big is that dick

oh boy

deliver fgt

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got to do it fag

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Keep this thread alive while I run to the store.

R.I.P

can someone tell me what the point of the cage is? i get that he cant masturbate or whatever, but why would he put it on?

I guess only dumb cucks don't know how to pick locks.

stay alive!

op's dick will atrophy

Time for some Harambe glue

FUCKING GLUE
YOU FUCKING PRICK
GLUE IT NOW FUCKER

The point is, I can't touch my cock, no matter how much I want to. It's a fetish, plain and simple.

oh, thats dumb, carry on.

OP needs to deliver.

You fucks happy?

=(

I wanna see it once it fully dries up.

What? I essentially just glued my cock out of use.

is this arousing to you? Is your dick attempting to get hard but failing to do so?

more clue more pictures. what can we roll next on?

So are you happy, sad, or excited?

Hilarious

Very, and very.

All 3.

Here it is. Fully glued.

OP delivers wet glue

must see it when dry

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So how long until you cut the lock?

None of this means shit pleb. He probably already has the bolt cutters.

how much does a set-up like that cost? is it reasonably comfortable?

fuck you

This.

Pretending you can't just use bolt cutters.

Nope. Still locked up. It's been 23 days, how bad could it be for as long as this goes.

Luckily OP can't reproduce, it's a good thing because someone this fucking autistic just shouldn't have the responsibility of raising children.

i call bullshit

Love to see a good post rewarded with some good dubs

Checked, you funny cunt

What is the longest time you have been locked?

new roll:

DUBS: OP must watch porn specified in post
TRIPS: OP must post facebook

ill try

omfg

DO IT OP

Bruh

another locked up user reporting in!
who's holding your key? gf has mine

im not locking my dick i meant for this
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nonon a cute

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Aaaw so cute

Deliver
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how do you even have a girlfriend...

just curious, but do those come in different sizes, or is it like one size fits all?
that and, how do you wash that and not get jock itch/tinea cruris?

Oh iam so wet seeing this who want to play with ma pussy

>happy you fucks?
It was your idea to begin with. That said you didn't want to fap anyway so don't fucking cry you cockcaged bitch faggot.

How many bulls does ur GF have? Also post her nudes

well, that was fast

good question, she sort of picked me up and i'm not complaining.
yes they do, cb has the 6000 and 6000s (small) and the cb-3000 is a bit different size as well. then there's all the others from different producers which are different sizes as well.
on top of those, there's always custom made ones as well.
for me, my gf lets me out of it to wash properly but you could always run soapwater through it as well. never had "jock itch" as far as i know

as far as i know, she has none and i obviously i won't post her. not that i even have nudes of her on my computer

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That looks yummi

Then how does she get off?

why the fuck is this going so fast

I thought it was an enlarged clitoris

post pussy and i will consider it

how does anyone get off? sometimes i give head, sometimes i use toys on her, sometimes we fuck and sometimes she masturbates

If its not op only quads can set new rules newfag

Fuck I wish I could fap to that.

OP where's the timestamp btw?

Now that OPs all locked up forever, we should fill his thread with god tier pron

;)

use something vibrating or make yourself come with your prostate. post pictures

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Ill try new rules.
Dubs:He sends this to one of his parents
Trips: Posts it on facebook

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Fuck you man

that looks so much like a friend of mine but i doubt it's her. any idea where that pic is taken from?

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I could tell you but where the fun in that?

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Here comes the glue

Doooo ittttt

You cant set new rules faggot

Agreed. Trips means I put glue into the pee hole.

My wife holds the key. It's been 10 days since my last orgasm. I take the holy grail pill stack so my loads are huge.

Where is old Sup Forums with anons they know how to play

Waiting for it

Omg. This Thread

Humanity at its finest. Thanks OP. World is a zoo.

What whatinthe butt?