Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Jennifer Lawrence standing there

Wat do???

Ask her why she is in my house and also why is she such an obnoxious opinionated cunt.

Rape her retarded face with my averaged sized penis.

My "house"?

We're millenials, who the fuck has a house?

tell her how dissapoint I was about her uneven teets during the fappening

fuck off

Millennials are as old as 34. Learn what words mean before using them in public.

ignore her, go to my room and play some vidya.

this*10000000000

Make her a bowel of eggs

Ask her if she needs to use the bathroom.

Then get on my knees, open my mouth, and hope she has to shit as well as piss.

Call the cops on this over acting, overrated bitch for breaking into my house. Seriously every role she looks like a little girl playing dress up.

Also checked.

Also, shouldn't the quotes by around the "my" rather than the "house"? Or do you think millennials can own Condos or apartments but not houses?

Educate her and explain why she's wrong on feminism, the wage gap, female privilege and why she has no room to talk, as she's only famous because some pedo took pictures of her on the beach when she was 14.

Then I would hate rape her.

EVERY FUCKING TIME i browse this shit place some motherfucker says this exact thing about someone. And I'm pretty sure it's all you. How fucked up are you nigga

> Seriously every role she looks like a little girl playing dress up.

Exactly.

ask her to bring back jessica alba

You keep eggs up your ass?

Tell her that Im a huge fan of her work but she needs to leave because I have an urge to go on Sup Forums and fap to traps.

Everyone has their thing.

Mine is being a toilet slave to female celebrities :)

Shoot her. She is trespassing.

Ask her how to get my damn icloud working

Turn 360°

Kek

That's a little redundant there shitbird.

>hate rape

um are you saying women aren't minorities in America and treated like dirt? People like you is why there's feminism. Then you claim you'd rape her. wow scumbag

Hate and rape aren't synonymous and rape isn't necessarily motivated by hate. You're not as intelligent as you believe yourself to be.

And you think I give two shits about what some troll on the internet says. Funny how we're both wrong.

Explain how I'm wrong, dunce.

Millennials are the worst.

>cared enough to get defensive

I've got the shits really bad right now
It'd be worth it to just immediately spray her down with liquid ass water and then take a video

Refer to pic concerning

Pic related.

fuck her then call the cops saying she broke in. play vidya and eat chicken tendy

So, he's post 2010 reddit trash just liek your image?

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"lol i've seen your asshole what's up"

Yup. Carry on.

>Still replying

>Thinking I'm the same guy.

niggaplz.iso

where's Bradley Cooper

Apologize profusely for viewing her nudes and let her rape my asshole

should i feel like a retard cause i dont rly know who she is?

call the police then make some money by selling the story of how jenifer lawrence broke into my house

Cum inside her

such a fan of her work

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Ask her for help getting into to acting in a big movie.

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is that the best you have? fake cum shops?

Show her this