What the best way to an hero Sup Forums ?

what the best way to an hero Sup Forums ?

Step 1, learn decent English

by killing yourself of course

step 2 ?

get out normie

step 3 profit

thought about taking a large amout of ecstasy, like 10 of 200mg, dunno if that will do the job

By becoming an villain and then becoming an hero to kill the bad buy.

do you have a gun?
do you have morphine?
do you have a car?

nop, eurofag there, can maybe have some morphine

Shotgun to the head
>guns restrictions in my country won't allow that

Try carbon monoxide poisoning. Painless, easy, does the job

do you have access to a car?

how am i supposed to do without burning my apartment ?

i could but i prefer something less violente

idiot

Buy a tent? Or make a campfire (put rocks or something around the fire to prevent spreading) inside your apartment so the fire dies out on its own. Soak your carpet with water and keep anything flammable away from the fire. Make the base of the fire metal or something so it won't ignite the wood flooring

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the only one i could take are one of my family, i prefer not them to find me in their car ..
any other option i can do in my appartment ?

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i really prefer somthing chemical, thought about large amount of ecstasy
how much morphne should i take ?

how much morphine do you have?

they say drowning is not painful. you could combine this with the morphine

dunno planning of buying it, how much do i need ?

dont listen to this faggot, everyone knows it's DOWN THE ROAD, not across the street.

Or buy a furnace to contain the fire. This isn't rocket science.

What is this? Don't starve? Nigga wants to kill himself

several times the recommended dose, depending on how strong they are. just google it, but if you take a lethal dose you dont have to drown yourself, i meant you could combine the two if you just have a little morphine.

morphine OD is probably your best option if you can buy it

200mg or more. :)

its spelled an hero you fucking retard!

kill alot of people then off yourself after shootout with the police, thats the only way m8

Just a follow up. ODing is the single scariest thing you'll experience. Have fun

you dont know how morphine works, do you?

Sure, wreck twelve other families just because your life sucks.
Fuck off dickhead.

will try to get some on alpha bay, how much did you recommand me to take ?

fuck off moralfag

Find a place with a big wrought iron fence. One of those with the spikes on top. Get a pretty tall ladder, jump off the ladder onto the fence so your asshole lands on one of the spikes and impales you. Should die pretty fast.

try to do it at a really nice house, or a church

>how much did you recommand me to take
lethal dose

>What is this? Don't starve?
No idea what you mean by that

Yeah, I just told him how. Which he could easily find on the internet.

Just an MDMA overdose here

only 200mg ?

200mg is considered lethal dose, you'd need more.
Although I'm not being liable for this, just stating some facts.

kk thanks

What IS the best way to an hero?
>kys you grammerless whore.
Leave your parachute on the plane while sky diving, the rush is a once in a lifetime experience.

jump off building and shoot urself in the head mid air

KEK
Make it look like an accident

use a grill like boston's lead singer did

bomb a mosque

Rent a gas powered power generator and leave it on in your apartment. Possibly the smallest room you habe. Take sleeping pills and just let it happen. This is how I plan to do it if I ever do

Noo. Shoot himself in the foot

jumping out of a plane without a parashoot. head first into the ground

yeah a gas powered generator won't have people beating his door down in a few minutes. Shit's loud as fuck

Just post a sign on door "Using mom's vibrator"

Pool's closed. Get out.

youtube awards suicide bomb

I found my bestfriend of 13 years with half his head from a shotgun blast. take a step back and think. don't let the sun go down on you stranger :)

Get a small grill. Turn it on inside your house.

Second to this . Make a world a batter place before you go

1. buy metal wire
2. tie it to the ceiling ceiling
3. make it into a noose
4. put head inside like you would try to hang yourself
5. glue hands to head
6. jump off the chair while pulling your head up and bending your back so the metal wire will cut your head off
7. you will look like you ripped your own head off
8. ???
9. PROFIT

suicide by cop, go shoot some niggers

Wake up at 4:00 AM to start job.

12? Thats not a score i would want. jeez

Train in skydiving
Upgrade to wing suit
Get good enough to hit a target
Dive into Hillary or Trump

You're already dead.
This is hell.

Just ram the fucker into a sturdy object at 100 mph. Hell people will just think it's an accident and you won't be known as that guy who committed suicide.