In about 5 hours facebook will be going down. Watch the news

In about 5 hours facebook will be going down. Watch the news

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How?

Sure thing kiddo

Is this real?

It's a fake

Im very impressed if you pull it off. But you most likely won't.

Meme magic. You never know...

Won't be able

Just watch everyone going apeshit within 5 hours.

"Watch the news."

Wouldn't we also also be aware of this by not being able to access facebook itself?

I tried facebook and it's at max a little bit of lag.

are you alone or in a group?

facebook will go down in 5 hours if my post gets trips

"Watch the news."

Why would a new organization report on a temporary disruption of a social media site?

lol rekt

This image has me wondering how difficult would it be to type in those gloves?

We are a team.

Oooooooo i cen wun ddos atteks em a hacker ooooo

>In about 5 hours facebook will be going down.

Reasons?

>millions panic as they temporarily need to interact with the real world instead of stalking people online
our society would implode
that's pretty newsworthy

Is it going down for more than a few minutes?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

We are doing it for kek's

ill be asleep then. wake me up when its time to care.

We are prepared to crash facebook continuously for over two days straight. It would cause them huge losses.

get a fucking life, seriously.

Looooool

oh the delicious irony of somebody saying that on Sup Forums

No it won't and no I won't

Kek

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>temporarily

A. How long do you believe the site has to remain down to have such an effect?

B. Do not alternative social media sites such as Twitter, Instagram , and YouTube allow people the same voyeuristic experience?

>In about 5 hours
Too much, u can't more quick?

Twitter will be our next target.

I like this image

Good i hope it will go down.

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>kek's

How about a demonstration of your abilities?

Shut down Sup Forums for the rest of the day.

I would imagine in comparison to facebook, shutting down this site would be a relatively easy task.

5 hours??

Shit, why not 30 minutes??

Ikr

No "" real "" hacker would ever announce his shit like this

op is a faggot

oh really how big is your botnet?

this way he can troll Sup Forums for a while and nobody can call him out on his bullshit
then 5 hours will pass and facebook will be fine

8.5''
pretty girthy too

sure buddy
saged

>Watch the news
Nobody watches the news.
Please do it though, social media is for fags.

Our botnet is approximately 600 000 infected computers.

Sage doesn't even do anything anymore
All it does is not bump the thread

>We are doing it for kek's

who is kek? you illiterate cunt. Plurals don't have apostrophes.

Going down on MY DICK

Will whatsapp be affected ?

Ever heard of Lord Kek? Look hin up newfag. He's the god of /pol.

You do realize that facebook has multiple servers

sexy post pics

BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

youtube.com/watch?v=C6jxkca4l3A

kek is much more than that.
kek is the lord of chaos, darkness, and dank memes.
the bringer in of light who defeated moloch via repeating digits.
he whose coming was foretold by him.
shadilay!

Praise kek

Tnx

>check the news in 5hours
>posts old news
>hopes nobody notices

make it go faster

>computers
not IoT

anyway the thread 404's before that

I fucking hope so. All that social media bullshit is a cancer. Besides maybe my fucking wife will do some house work then

In Lord Keks name, I with thee be true.

Upload an image that says "4 chan" to show when trying to access Facebook, if this is real.

witnessed!
he is here with us!

Please do. I don't use that shit and would live to watch everyone freak out. Can you make it last a week?

Facebook going down. What else is new faggot. Sounds like amateur hour in here. You want me to back trace your ass right now? Do you even know who I am? No you don't because I'm behind 79 proxies cunt

I'M TELLING ZUCKERBERG!!!

nice try.

does your team forgive?
does your team forget?

user, where did you get that pepe?
Illegal distribution of pepes by normie scum is punishable by loss of dubs.

don't fucking touch my Sup Forums faggot!

Why dont we all anons just do the newfaggotry ddos and actually show the mainstream how much stronger we are, no not anonymous just some Sup Forumstards. Would be fun too if we can play with the scripts anons

Plz I hope this happens

o shit its the hacker Sup Forums RUN

Jesus newfag kys

The hacker known as Sup Forums is at it again boyz

OPERATION FACE CANCER:(kill me plz)
>downlod LOIC from sourceforge.net
>Unzip the file
>Open the LOIC.exe
>On "Select your target" write "www.facebook.com"
>then press the "lock on" button
>Go to the method and choose "TCP"
>then press the "IMMA BIG FAGIT" button

>fuck off cancerfag
>kys
>is that all you can say
>negroe child go back to africa
>ooga booga

I am the hacker known as Sup Forums, I will haxx0r you computir I will haxx0r you credit kard xd

saged

No please dont

>then press the "IMMA BIG FAGIT" button
KEK

Tldr

Yeah aslong as motherless is still up and running then I'm good, also touch any of the online sports betting sites and prepare to be gutted like a fish, cockbag

>Facebook goes down for about 10 seconds
>Nobody really notices and just assumes it's lag
>OP thinks he's a god
>Spends the rest of his life bragging about how he "caused the Great Social Blackout of 2016"
>Everyone just thinks he's just a bit weird but continues to be polite to him as he doesn't know any better

]At least you can help people Google what's wrong when their computer is running a bit slowly

Not all of us bother with the global data mined hive of shit that is Facebook.

ok! do it

If only...

...and why not the The New York Stock Exchange

is it the hacker Sup Forums again?

Praise KEK