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tonibler edition

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Watching anime.

>tfw no gf to go to the horse races with

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

why must leafs always make shit editions?

which one?

*invades a country for oi... i mean WMD'S*

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just be yourself

corbynistas please leave

Sup Forums glory hunting pakis will never know the feel of playground brawls the monday after a derby game

butters

Why do people need to use the England flag? It has clear ethnic implications, use the British flag if you must it is much more civic and inclusive.

'sheed

hm, not really too happy about being reminded of this Tbh mate

especially since the same thing is about to happen with this girl I'm talking to and I'm watching it happen in slow motion like a car crash

but english people are a genetic mix of multiple white ethnicities

which estate in newton heath do you live on?

Lads should I get a curry or a chinky?

Correction, to take to the horse races. The difference between the phrasings seems distinct.

exclusivity is for husks of men
the kind of people who were always alone when the teacher assigned group work so she'd have to force them onto one of the already made groups.

fantastic post

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can't tell if she's giant or if he's really small

wish i had the energy to do something creative

It's the weekend, treat yourself to curry. No harm in getting the farts and shits on a sunday.

Shan't be telling.

is he /ourbloke/?

but of both, really

just ask her out you knob. best case scenario she says yes, worst case you post a screenshot of your rejection on /brit/ and get a lot of (You)s

FUCK OFF PHIMO!1111111111111

*places a bid on Hitler's phone*

>Kano performing tonight at my old uni
>I'm not there

ffs

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So hot even my severed penis would pop a boner

T H I N G S

>Kano performing tonight at my old uni

de sargon

nonce

*only gets 2 wheel-ups*
*laughed at by my peers*

>neither boyshorts nor cheeky thong

reckon I actually would enjoy Sup Forums even though I don't give a single shit about sport and am unfamiliar with the colloquial memes

went there briefly during Sup Forums-related habbedings (Torres/Germany7Brazil1/etc) and it seemed kind of fun, but once they'd quickly died down I parted ways, but it seemed relatively intuitive compared to the far more esoteric banter of other interest boards

looks like rorke is losing his shit again
sad!

>banned from Sup Forums for hosting a risk thread
>meanwhile all other risk threads run unimpeded
FUCKING RUNT YANK MODS

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rorke's gone bananas!

Russian.

JET

why does the one on the right look more human to me? am i a racist?

kek

my balls are so saggy

post grime to make rorke change his diaper

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Do non Brits who post in /brit/ regularly feel in some way British themselves?

sup sudanbro?

*takes you outback to the outback to bareback you pooper*

Surreylad, is that you?

Doin alright, even better now that my Britbro recognized and replied to my post

>don't know anything about footie
>just nick info off of Sup Forums and regurgitate it to the lads in the pub

I'm a scoundrel

yeah, so?

1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.

2. Low mortgage rates.

3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.

4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.

5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.

6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.

7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.

8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.

9. Employment is at its highest level ever.

10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.

11. 85,000 more nurses.

12. 32,000 more doctors.

13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.

14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.

15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.

16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.

17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.

18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.

19. Restored city-wide government to London.

20. Record number of students in higher education.

21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.

22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.

23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.

24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.

25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

LOT of jfs itt PLEASE fuck off
Regards, Derek

sounds like the average Sup Forums poster
clueless, the lot of em

>4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.
that's not a good thing

hello ahmed al bomber

singles and I down it

Okay

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*stops the music*
*takes the mic*
*would a Mr Rorke please make his way to the entrance, that's a Mr 'Rorke' to the entrance where your mother is waiting to collect you*
*see rorke run out as the whole rave laughs*

nobody on Sup Forums knows anything about football the lads probably think you're a bender

>you will never get a girl dick drunk

>diaper

Fucking state of this """""Brit"""""

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*roasts you*

>14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.
>15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.

Cunt

margaret thatcher in a skin suit pretending to not hate benefits claimants

>wanting celtcucks to have power


kys

So why was importing a bunch of pakis part of his plan?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

re-read my post

26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland.

27. Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.

28. All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday.

29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty.

30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty.

31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents.

32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships.

33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard.

34. Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997.

35. Banned fox hunting.

36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.

37. Free TV licences for over-75s.

38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals.

39. Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70.

40. Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s.

41. New Deal – helped over 1.8 million people into work.

42. Over 3 million child trust funds have been started.

43. Free eye test for over 60s.

44. More than doubled the number of apprenticeships.

45. Free entry to national museums and galleries.

46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled.

47. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000.

48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent.

49. Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.

50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school.

having a poor mans nandos
(oven tendies dipped in peri peri sauce)

Where do you think those 85k nurses and 32k doctors came from

watching peep show and smoking weed to beat this hangover

met up with a qt Vietnamese girl tonight, had a decent time. talking to her on the 'ole fb now

hopefully can meet up with her again soon

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fucking shrieking my pants off at this post
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nothing wrong with devolving

it's Japlad all over again

Hmm... gives us a mo'

BLEACHED

About to go grab some pitchers with the lads, what's your night looking like boys?

>all these benefits for pensioners

why should old people who've been saving money for 50 years get stuff for cheaper than young people in debt because of school?

51. Dragged the country kicking and screaming into a horrific war

it's LITERALLY the same poster
he's still a virgin though haha

me love you long time

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Politicians are going to be old one day

They are not going to be students one day

So they protect the elderly

>wigger samefagging

Fucking state of it.

Freed the IRAQI people from OPRESSION

>tfw you see non white women on twitter talking about how they refuse to date white men

Based.

it's the same lad? no way please tell me you're joking