Ever since my wife had our kids, she's lost all interest in sex. Need to have an affair. Any advice /b?

Ever since my wife had our kids, she's lost all interest in sex. Need to have an affair. Any advice /b?

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Talk to her. Carefully bring up the way you're feeling, see what she thinks about having an open relationship.

advice on having an affair
1. Find a girl.
2. Fuck her?
idk how this is so hard lol

this is a great way to lose the house and the kids

Tell her to start putting out or you'll find another hole to plow.
Also, lol marriage the fuck were you thinking dude?

1- find girl that is not your wife
2- fuck that girl who is not your wife
3- ?????
4- PROFIT!!!!

In the same boat user.
Got a 3 yr old n 7month old
Actually had a quickie a few days ago but that was the first time in months

Hey kid, this is a website for OVER 18's ONLY

Talk to her of your sexual needs. Sex is a your need. She is your wife/partner and she needs to meet your needs. If she doesn't, your relationship is gonna deter until you have to pay alimony. goodluck newfag

Did she say she lost interest or are you assuming she lost interest?

nigger detected

marriage is for fucking faggots afraid they've peaked and won't find another woman stupid enough to be with them

Why the fuck do you breeders settle down or even have kids in the first place?
You end up miserable with bills a mile long and a vicious cunt who might take half your shit and your kids when she feels like it one day.

You feel into the trap and now you're just a paycheck to your wife.
Have fun idiot.

Woah.
Check out this playa!

I'm in the same boat, user. Wife is so disinterested in sex, I can't even get hard in the same room with her anymore. It's become a real downward spiral.

This

Everyone has needs.
The man doesn't have to set aside his because the ball and chain doesn't want any part in it.
Low energy faggot right here.

i bet you're overweight with thinning hair

All women lose interest after the kids are born. Life becomes a business. Family Incorporated.

>breeders

I cringed. I actually physically cringed at your use of this word. You're ridiculous

'Hurr Durr fuck off normie'

You will be too in the blink of an eye.

It's not hard to have an affair. Everyone does it, most people just aren't caught.

Lay down on this comfy couch and tell me about your mother

Having kids and more than one is fucking retarded.
I won't call you a normie just an autist.

enjoy not having sex with your fat wife

Had a perfectly fine home life.
But that was 20 years ago.
Times have changed and settling is not in my cards ever.

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Its a choice user just like you have made the choice to just fuck sluts both have ups amd downs

This is entirely normal. Her sex drive will return slightly over the next 5-10 years. A big part of it is how effective you are at taking things off her mind. get a housekeeper. Handle finances, make money, spend time with kids. It's no longer about doing things romantic etc for her, it's about making her life easier, so she has the bandwidth to play with your dick.

>No argument better link shit
You're a delusional fucktard if you think having kids and getting married is in your best interest.

Damn man. What way to flag yourself.

32 old fag here and yep you caught me. But once bitches see my bank account and how much I spend on the daily, I get more ass that a toilet seat.

You sound angry.
Everything ok?
We're all here for you user x

Kek

What you're suggesting is not making her life easier its pampering her like a queen.
Which in essence is what all women want and I feel bad for you poor fucks who fell into this trap.

I didn't read thread.

Don't get caught or don't do it.

I'd you want to get complicated then make that bitch an unfit mother
have a friend own your house
I mean not owning anything is a good idea I'd you have a bro you trust. She can take half your nothing. After what ever you did to make her an unfit mother (give her sleep pills or something and inject her with meth or some shit. Enough that she will fail the fuck out of a drug test.)

I did not proof read what I wrote but good luck to you.

Anyone can use language however they want.
Doesn't mean I'm angry in the slightest.
The English and Aussies cuss in every sentence and that doesn't mean they are angry does it?
Thought not. Go be retarded somewhere else.

>feel
>idiot
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TL;DR: Normal fag is unsatisfied with his normal life and too much of a pussy to actually address the problem

Talk to her about it unless you're not man enough. You seem like a coward searching for an out and justifying it as well as you can. Address the problem or leave the marriage, pussy.

She could just be exhausted from looking after YOUR kids, and not wanting to put out for the lazy ass not helping around the house. Sit down and talk to her. You can't cum in a marriage unless you both know where you each are coming from.

I did all of this. I've been doing it for 18 years. What you actually end up with after offering her a responsibility-free lifestyle is a frigid Zombie.

Yea! What this dude said!

Fuck cuss sensitive pussies.

>Getting married

HAHAHAHA!!!. He fell for it. He actually fucking fell for the marriage meme. For what reason? Because you thought you were in "love"? Hahahaha!!! There is no reason to get married in the 21st century. Its all a business now and the fact that you're stuck with your sorry excuse of wife proves that age doesn't contribute with intelligence. People back then used to marry for political reasons and now those political reasons are diminished because women have more rights and laws in the system. What were you even thinking of getting married for? Now you're stuck with getting affairs because your dumbass didn't study up on biology and realized that humans aren't monogamous. Enjoy paying for useless bills and huge loads of stress oh and aging faster too.

As if you've never made a typo in your entire existence.
Vacate the thread nigger.

Leaving the marriage means leaving the kids.
I love my kids like your parents love you

>alphafux betabux
>he brags about getting gold diggers

Life is really sad for you if you need money to gain females when others get pussy for free.

Don't have an affair. Talk to her. Explain your feelings about the situation. Talk to her about hers. If you can't resolve anything you should separate from her. Nothing worse than staying together 'for the sake of the kids'.
If you have an affair and get caught you could end up with a messy break up/divorce. She will hate you. You could lose your kids.
If you are honest and open about it, yeh she will be upset but you will remain friends in the long run and won't lose the respect of the mother of your kids.

Alternatively... Surprise sex.

Yes, you're called a John. You are dating prostitutes.

try being a better father. Girls love that, it turns them on.

You obviously value your cock more than your children if you're willing to keep up the facade of a happy marriage but also risk it by fucking with other women.
You're just another in a long line of "men" who thinks penis in vagina is the height of human experience. You are scum and should kill yourself or leave the marriage to prevent your children from having to bear you.

We're not talking about girls, we're talking about women. Women do not like anything. You've apparently spent any time with a woman.

get a hooker, it's cheaper in the long run

same thing happened to my wife.

i've fucked around with 3 girls since then. the trick? all 3 of them were the wives/girlfriends of my friends. they had just as much at stake.

Who cares about the kids you fucking pussy? They're going to grow up as beta as you so you might as well leave them.

Huh?
I'm not having affairs though
What are you talking about?

How long ago was this?

Most women can ache/lose sex appeal as a result of childbirth for 8 to 24 months before everything returns back to normal internally and externally.

Craigslist, tinder

(Protip; dont reply!)

But you're planning to do so, dumbass.

Does life in general confuse you?
You seem to be misunderstanding the words in this thread

She's lost all interest in sex because having that kid has realigned her priorities from being your woman to being a mother. It's simple really. The problem I have with that is the double standard that society has that makes us the villain of we can't accept that role shift. My kid is 15 and I had the same problem with lack of sex. It wasn't until his mother and I have been divorced for the last 3 years that I began to understand. This isn't new. It's been this way for millennia. Women need men for 2 things. To get pregnant, and to provide for them an the offspring. Once these things are attained, there's no reason for a woman to remain desirable. In ancient cultures, men fucked women, got them pregnant, and provided for the community. Women reared their offspring with all the other women. Men were more or less free to then fuck whomever they wanted. Because unlike women, our drive doesn't just go away. So you have three options. The first is find a woman who will have an affair with you. But be careful because there's always the chance you'll be fucked if your wife ever found out. Second, wait it out and jerk off as long as you can stand to do so and hope she finds the time to focus on your needs. That's very unlikely, however. That's what I tried to do. A few years went by, our kid wasn't so dependent on her and I tried to ease her back into sexy time and still, she had no desire. There was always something that made her not want to. I couldn't deal with that shit at one point and it became a thing that drove us apart because I was adamant in my desire to have sex again and she was indifferent. We fought over it for another several years with periods of compromise that felt more obligatory than natural. That leads me to your third option. Divorce. I found out that not all women are like this, but only after I wasted years of my life trying to be a stand up dude. Those are your options. Marriage sucks.

Happily married user here. So sad you can only see marriage as "a business", and will never know those levels of happiness, companionship and love. Yes, there's also stress and it's not for everyone, but it's a hell of a lot better than what you're making it out to be.

>Need to have an affair. Any advice /b?
I still think you should kill yourself but add "rampant stupidity" to the reasons why.

+1

Quit being retarded. You know your intentions and have expressed them in this thread. Don't come at me with your plebbit tier passive aggressiveness, faggot.

>Her sex drive will return slightly over the next 5-10 years.

sure, but she will be fucking someone else by then

I'm married with a prenup and separate personal accounts that we're not allowed to access without the other's permission.
I suck at life, so I wanted to make sure I did marriage right when she wanted to go through with it.

Rate my precautions/10.

>what is autocorrect?

Also, haven't you ever played NES Metal Gear?

>I FEEL ASLEEP!

Whosaysromanceisdead/10

Fell isn't an incorrectly spelled word

>diabolical genius

Romance isn't about money.
When I brought it up with her and her father, they assumed it was in the case of one of us dying, not separating, and they agreed it would be best.

Those levels of happiness are only dopamine and oxytocin, moron. That doesn't impress me. The fact is that I see much more miserable married men who are bald, aging faster, and overweight. I see single people in their 40s and they're having the time of their life. You telling me that I'm sad for not being married is the equivalent of a heroin addict telling me I'm sad for not trying heroin. The similarity? That you both are delusional cunts.

>Yes, there's also stress and it's not for everyone, but it's a hell of a lot better than what you're making it out to be.

Keep telling yourself that.

Good to see nobody actually gave the OP any advice on how to have an affair without getting caught.

OP my only advice is this. Get a second phone for this purpose of fucking bitches. Never have it anywhere near your house.

Be careful... I got involved with this amazing girl and it's seriously fucking with my head..

this 100%
you don´t fuck with some 20 yo with daddy issues, you look for women who have as much to loose as yourself
that or really profesional hookers, the expensive ones, you fuck her, get it out of your system and act like nothing happend
remmember you are looking for sex not a girlfriend

This sounds suspiciously like the conversation I had with a friend just after he found out his wife to be was cheating on him after living together for 5 years. One ceremony and 6 months later, he finds out she's pregnant with another man's child and divorces her after a whole month of marriage.

>I reiterate... WHAT IS AUTOCORRECT?
>CLEARLY SOMETHING CALLED AUTOCORRECT
>OR SOME DIFFERENTLY NAMED TECHNOLOGY THAT DOES THE SAME THING
>WOULD NOT ACCIDENTALLY REJECT A CORRECTLY-SPELLED WORD WITH SOME OTHER WORD, ARBITRARILY
>PISH TOSH! POPPYCOCK!
>who ever heard of such a ducking thing?
>sounds like a bunch of shot to me!

2/10: made me replay.

You sound incredibly lonely

Been in this situation a few times with gf's who, after a while, settle in and think they don't need to fuck anymore. All time after that is wasted time. It doesn't get better, it gets worse. If you discuss it, it becomes a point of contention with shit like, "Why is it always about sex with you? etc."
Sucks that you are married with kids as that throws a whole fuckload of complications in that could mess up the rest of your life financially and family wise, but if you need to do it, do it and be discreet as fuck. Keep your side bitch away and as unable to get into your business as much as possible. Another unhappy married person might be your best option as they likely won't start dreaming about you dumping your family and starting one with her. Whatever you do, whatever your conscience tells you, never ever tell her. No good will come of it.

He's one of those idiots that prefers to argue about grammar after he gets owned

Get a burner phone, set it to silent, not even vibrate, keep it either on you at all times or somewhere where no one will find it (not her, the kids, no one.) Lock it with biometrics or a complicated password, not a 4 digit pin, and have it set to wipe itself if you fail to log in after a few tries. If the phone ever gets discovered, you can say your coworker forgot it in your car when you went to get lunch at work and you're going to give it back to them the next time you see them.

As far as actually meeting women and shit, fuck, if I knew how to do that, I wouldn't be here.

Yet you won't reply with proper argument supporting marriage other than Disney tier fantasises. Go kill yourself.

Replay
Kekd
I like you user

She's probably already having one

Do you need a friend user?
We're all here for you x

No, not unless you already have been cheating

Why do women always win in divorce cases?

I remember my mother tearing my father apart with the cheating she was doing, and she still ended up with the kids and the house.
My father had nothing until I rented a place and invited him to move in when I was 19.

Marriage is subjective as almost anything else out there.
Why you guys argue about it?
Beats me. You all seem to have issues. Retards, fucking retards.

HEY!
GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT LOGIC!

What's the matter? Your dumbass brain can't come up with an argument so you resort to your oppressed homosexual tendencies? Kill yourself already. I can already see that marriage is already turning you into a bitch.

Hookers. Google ECCIE and THEEROTICREVIEW. I buttfuck this set of bi sisters for a relatively low price. Good shit.

Watch who you talking to scum. I for one nominate this user our demon overlord

What state are you in. I can recommend some escorts. Or do body rubs on the backpage website. You get a massage and jerked off. Not really cheating and you fill the need.

My only advice is, "Don't."

1. Don't fuck anyone close to home
2. Find a fuck that is already married with kids; she'll have the same motivation that you do not to get caught
3. Secure all communications; phone, internet, email, IM, etc., have your fuck do so as well... you don't want her husband to find out either
4. Set up a separate banking account that you can siphon money into; always use cash withdrawls from this account, pay for hotels in cash
5. Make sure your fuck is clean; bringing home herpes is a for sure way to get caught

I needed this advice about marriage 9 years ago. Thanks for nothing, user.

You're pushing me away (interesting) but I'm still here for you user, not in a gay way (VERY interesting that you went there) x

>my wife

I HAVE ISOLATED THE CAUSE OF YOUR WOES OP. NEVER GET MARRIED. EVER. PERIOD.