This girl comes up to you and says she's lost her parents. You are the only one around and she needs your help, user...

This girl comes up to you and says she's lost her parents. You are the only one around and she needs your help, user. What do you do?

Help her look for her parents.

Contact the police to find her parents.

Then go back to beating up the Jew.

Anal rape then smash head with rock

Tell her "Don't worry, daddy is here"

Do a 360 and walk away

Just came from a shitty YLYL thread, didn't laugh once.

Read this, laughed instantly.

Help her look for her parents.

and then what OP? come on you're failing here.

green text some shit like

>You go to help her look for her parents but after 8 hours you don't find them, it's late and she's getting sleepy. What do?

dont forget to updooted and subscribe

so then I would say
Invite her to stay with me until morning then we can call the police and find her parents.

then you say
>You go to your house and she says she's used to cuddling her stuffed animal to help her sleep but she doesn't have a stuffed animal

so then I would say
I let her cuddle me..

OP DAMN IT DO YOUR JOB

Thx fam

Sex her like she wants.

This girl is like 20

It is now late in the night. She wakes up saying she can't sleep. She says she misses her parents and looks right up at you.

Ask her if she time traveled from the 90s.

Seriously, the fuck is up with those suspenders and pigtails.

make her some eggs

Ask for her ID because I wasn't born yesterday and can tell this chick is over 18.

Not this shit again.

fuck this story I'm starting to fall for this girl and she's not even real

the feels

Fuck her and have her call me daddy.

Punch her in the face for trying to steal my memes

SHE NEED SOME MILKKK

Either you're lost or new.

What will you do to comfort her, user?

Escort her to the local police station, explain she came to me unable to find her parents. "Yes, sir. No, sir. Can i go, sir?" Then gtfo because, though i respect cops, I'm just criminal enough to not like being around them.

Let me tell you about nazism

Can't unsee. Sorry.

"Let's watch a movie, user" she says.

tell her the good news about our lord and savior Trump

I'd be like "Why the fuck you calling me user!? That's not my name you silly little bitch"

kek

then you slap his ass

How about you just post nudes, we toss you a lack luster fap, and we all move on with our lives?

Suck her feminine penis.
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...

tell me that's not real...

If it's true, my boner's gone

Kick her in the nuts and shout "THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU!"

say do i look like someone who has the time or inclination to deal with an adult baby

Moar

Bro ill run like a but out of hell, that's a fucking Demond !!!!

That person used to admin a meme page on facebook, moved to a new page and I think that page failed

"Why did you spank me, mister? What would you like me to call you?"

call the modz

I'll be good now

I'm almost sure she's a girl but can someone confirm it ?

ur mom can confirm it

It's a girl
Look at the body's form

I'll ask her tomorrow

There was a photo of them in a bikini, they used to pretend to be male if I remember correctly

Tell that grown ass bitch to get steppin for I put her down for runnin up on my shit

So much despair

Turn 360 degreea, break her wrist, and walk away.

Wait wait wait
i think i have to hang myself now

kek

I'm dead inside

KILL YOURSELF FAGGOTS