>Wake up
>Something feels different
>Open panties
>See this
Wat do?
Wake up
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masturbate
life on easy mode, fuck yes
Master the Bait
This
Double over and munch on it
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
More POV shots please
get a headache and a bad mood
I assume by "gender swap.jpg", this is a "you're a guy and wake up a girl" thread.
... WHY were you a guy who went to bed wearing panties?
Cry tears of joy and spend the rest of my life happy
lol.....This?
kek!
/thread
>Masturbate (obviously)
>see how easy it is to seduce any random dude
>try to seduce hot guy i work with
its Sup Forums do you expect anything less
What, do you sleep naked?
Most people don't sleep naked, user.
First thing I thought of
>Open panties
why would i be wearing panties...
i'm no faggot
get dat money
probably go fuck a load of dudes, see what it feels like
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>gender swap.jpg
You mean sex change. Sex and gender are not the same thing, and male and female are not the only sexes.
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wonder where my 70s bush went
100% this
do you sleep in women's underwear user?
...
That is both disgusting and interesting.
I wonder how much less he feels compared to a standard penis.
Make millions of dollars doing lesbian porn for a year or two and then retire on a ranch with some horses...
100% agree
>Make millions of dollars doing lesbian porn
5-6 inches
If they're not getting paid that much, they should start a union, because the demand is certainly there. I think the problem is that they are women and young and thus far too stupid and brainwashed to negotiate for what they are actually worth.
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Fuck everyone and everything
Also, would soil my panties everyday and make a great living selling them on the internet to idiot men.
I do.. It's liberating..
Also teaches your flatmates don't open the door without permission
If they were smart or talented they wouldn't be doing porn
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Thank wife for shaving
/thread
I like your style
>not sleeping naked with your wife every night
this
/thread
Buy some bad dragon dildos, get a camera, start making 500 dollars a night.
/thread
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Spend a day squatting on a mirror.
>cheat on boyfriend/husband
>blame him
>rinse repeat
>eventually get married
>have kids
>cheat moar
>ask for divorce
>take half his shit
>take kids
>work some shitty job
>leech on to much older guy for financial support
/thread
Throw panties away. Panties do not need for girls!
You /thread yourself?
Fuck, you don't deserve those dubs.
Start queefing violently.
Spend retirement blowing horses?
fuckin nasty
Move to Denmark for beginner mode
/thread
/thread and archive please