Wake up

>Wake up
>Something feels different
>Open panties
>See this
Wat do?

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masturbate

life on easy mode, fuck yes

Master the Bait

This

Double over and munch on it

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

More POV shots please

get a headache and a bad mood

I assume by "gender swap.jpg", this is a "you're a guy and wake up a girl" thread.
... WHY were you a guy who went to bed wearing panties?

Cry tears of joy and spend the rest of my life happy

lol.....This?

kek!

/thread

>Masturbate (obviously)

>see how easy it is to seduce any random dude

>try to seduce hot guy i work with

its Sup Forums do you expect anything less

What, do you sleep naked?

Most people don't sleep naked, user.

First thing I thought of

>Open panties

why would i be wearing panties...

i'm no faggot

get dat money

probably go fuck a load of dudes, see what it feels like

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>gender swap.jpg
You mean sex change. Sex and gender are not the same thing, and male and female are not the only sexes.

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wonder where my 70s bush went

100% this

do you sleep in women's underwear user?

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That is both disgusting and interesting.
I wonder how much less he feels compared to a standard penis.

Make millions of dollars doing lesbian porn for a year or two and then retire on a ranch with some horses...

100% agree

>Make millions of dollars doing lesbian porn

5-6 inches

If they're not getting paid that much, they should start a union, because the demand is certainly there. I think the problem is that they are women and young and thus far too stupid and brainwashed to negotiate for what they are actually worth.

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Fuck everyone and everything

Also, would soil my panties everyday and make a great living selling them on the internet to idiot men.

I do.. It's liberating..
Also teaches your flatmates don't open the door without permission

If they were smart or talented they wouldn't be doing porn

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Thank wife for shaving

/thread

I like your style

>not sleeping naked with your wife every night

this

shit

youtube.com/watch?v=84xnYnysiOs

/thread

Buy some bad dragon dildos, get a camera, start making 500 dollars a night.

/thread

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Spend a day squatting on a mirror.

>cheat on boyfriend/husband
>blame him
>rinse repeat
>eventually get married
>have kids
>cheat moar
>ask for divorce
>take half his shit
>take kids
>work some shitty job
>leech on to much older guy for financial support

/thread

Throw panties away. Panties do not need for girls!

You /thread yourself?
Fuck, you don't deserve those dubs.

Start queefing violently.

Spend retirement blowing horses?

fuckin nasty

Move to Denmark for beginner mode

/thread

/thread and archive please