This is honestly true, almost every android user I know is a huge loser/cuck 90% of the time or poor

This is honestly true, almost every android user I know is a huge loser/cuck 90% of the time or poor.

Have a droid, not really any of those things but I'm planning on switching back to iPhone in about a month because I'm sick of it

at least we have customization

Terrible and obvious bait but guaranteed replies because this board is full of easily trolled newfriends, you magnificent cunt

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"WOW, look at me, I have an Iphone, a product from the Apple Store, you poor fags, i'm the coolest guy in town, look how much I know of technology and how much pussy I have. Android is for losers LOL".

Just KYS

Apple = pretentious
Android = user friendly

where the fuck you live? here your phone says fucking nothing about you

Autism.

Damn, i have a gf and friends, good clothes and i know things about technology... But im a android user, how can this be?

Obvious bait is obvious.

Yeh I know a lot of people who do that

Not even bait, I seriously feel this way, androids feel insanely 3rd world, and never well polished like an iPhone.

Well you aren't wrong

Androids: explode

1v1 me halo 3 on gaurdian

iPhones: Bend and lose signal when you hold it the wrong way.

I think the original pic is for bait but I truly feel this way.

Had mine for years, protip: women do judge you on your phone, it's a status symbol.

How cringe is that op?

Oblig.

>lived to see /gif/ be porn only
>lived to see /hr/ become /celeb/
>lived to see /s/ become a slow moving board
>lived to see /r/ become a joke

>lived to see Sup Forums post low quality jpegs and people responding with blog posts

why do I still come here

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buys a smartphone for LITERALLY 20 billion dollars, because
>IT JAWST WERKS

Funny, everyone I know with an Android is generally super smart and the people with iPhones are mindless dumbasses who think they know shit but haven't thought for themselves a single day in their life. They're also socially insecure and masquerade it by being cool and the Droid users don't really seem to care one way or another.

Maybe I just live in the real world.

dubs telling how it is

iphones are for women and faggots.

Even as a lifetime Mac user, fuck iPhones.

Every phone on the fucking planet can take an SD card to increase storage? Go fuck yourself, ours can't take fucking anything because then we can charge hundreds more for iPhone versions with more storage, and planned obsolescence makes us more money.

Every phone, tablet, digital camera and endless other electronic devices on the planet have the same standard connector? Fuck you, we have a completely different proprietary one for no fucking reason.

Srsly, it's like John Scully or fucking Gil Ameilo is running Apple again. Stupid assholes make everything at Apple proprietary, not because it's newer, faster or better technology but just because FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.

i think you got iphone and android confused fucking apple fanboy

the iPhone screens are designed to be as shitty as possible so you have to send it in for a repair which they charge you for, which just leaves you back where you started with another easily broken screen. Such a jewey business practice, but I expect no more from Apple and their legions of hipster kids who try to "fight capitalism" but turn around and buy expensive useless shit like iphones as if that's not anathema to those sorts of ideals.

Protip, my android is more expensive than the newest highest model of iphones.

So suck on my cock faggot.

PS: It's a midi keyboard, universal controller, I can fucking make waffles hands free with my fucking phone. What can yours do that mine doesn't do better? Suck, that's what.

I actually have 2 phones; A work related one and a private one.
I had the freedom to chose my new phone for work, and I've chosen a Samsung Galaxy S6, just so I could see the direct difference between apple/android.
And oh boy, let me tell you..
You know what I use my Phone/s for?
- Obviously to call.
- Whatsapp/Texting
- Surfing/Mailing
- Occasional pictures.

And ONE big thing which IMO is a huge fucking part of a god damn mobile (read: calling) JUST FUCKING SUCKS WITH ANDROID.

Trying to call somebody with my work phone. Doesn't work. Ok, bad signal, lemme check.. eh, its actually full. Try again, still doesn't work. Try it with my iphone - OH SHIT IT WORKS!

I'm in a hurry and need to do a call. MY FUCKING ANDROID FREEZES LOL, gotta restart.

Apps just seem to freeze randomly from time to time without any fucking reason (and before you ask i clear cache/close them properly)

Shit like that just fucking sucks. I don't want to customize my fucking phone, i dont give a shit about sd cards and shit like that. I JUST WANT IT WORK WHEN I NEED IT.
And i've had HTCs before, which did the same shit. I've had an iPhone 4, never had any problems. Switched to HTC because my contract let me buy a new one. Broke 3 months after, had to send it in. Broke again some time later, said fuck it, bought an iPhone 6. Never had any problems until this day. And the work related Phone (Samsung Galaxy S6)? fucking broke after 3 months too, didn't charge anymore.

Fuck you Android fanboys.

Thats not an android specific problem, try harder

Because nothing better

apple users who know tech
hahaha
if they knew anything they wouldnt use apple products

Android: free thinkers who appreciate the ability to customize their phone

Apple: GO BACK TO SLEEP CITIZEN, APPLE IS IN CONTROL OF YOUR PHONE EXPERIENCE. ALSO, ENJOY SHITTY U2 ALBUMS.

iPhone is a nice fancy wall you can look at. Android is a old door You can open and improve if you wish

Now that's some tasty bait

STOP TAKING THE BAIT HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE RETARDS.

That's all.

I use android, stink, am single, am uncool but very kind, and have no friends, but you damn well better believe I know technology, I'm a computer science major

That may be only a hardware issue good sir

Uriel?

Thats not an android, thats a samsung
Shit people saying samsung is the equivalent to android and yes this is bait but still REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> all iPhone users drown in pussy
> all iPhone users are the coolest guy in town

LOL ... yeah, most iPhone users are very, very delusional and think a status object is an equivalent of their own worth.

And you know what, I'm an iPhone user :)
I'm just not one of the delusional ones ...

It's a meme, ya dip

>Caring about useless peices of technology
How's starbucks

>apple user
>well informed about technology

I sell phones for a living and it's actually the opposit. The average iphone user knows nothing about the technology and is entitled and useless.

I had a htc one for 4 years. It died when it fell in water. Froze twice i think. Never had apps freeze. Service was fine. Everywhere my android works the iphone doesnt (gf has one) and vice versa. Apple is also counterintuitive to use. I also dislike that apple products are often forced into disuse (ipods) because the updates no longer work and even downloading old software deosnt fix it. Mine still holds and charge and has music on it but i cant change it.

And iPhones melt in your pocket try harder

>well informed, non-smelly and fashionable cool guy who drowns in pussy
>starts fight about cellphones on Sup Forums
pick one

>why do I still come here
for feminine penis obviously

Why you gotta talk shit?

I got two ... phones, one for the ______ on for the _____

>Samsung Galaxy Ace 1
>Bought a few months after it came out
>Dropped it a lot with no case ever
>No cracks, scratches, nothing.
>Been using it since the day I bought it
>Battery issues not a problem, still works completely fine and I'd say competes against some newer phones besides the outdated software
>Never upgraded because didn't find a reason to

>pick one
Falling for such obvious bait. Son I am disapoint

All OP wants us to do is rag on women and the other cock lovers who enjoy apple products.

Bait like this is not even trying. There is an art form to bait/trollin just like there is to personal army.

>i clear cache/close them properly
kek is something Android users have to wear about?

>Buying a galaxy s6
So autism does speak

Like I give a fuck about what women think. What kind of a faggot bases his opinions and happiness by what women want? I also judge women on their sizes of tits, ass, and belly. So fucking what?

This thread

Don't forget their batteries die if you're outside in the cold for too long and their screens shatter after dropping it once.

Android is superior to iPhone and here's why.

===iPhone===
pros:
* fast
* smooth
* stylish
* good specs
* doesn't randomly crash
* operating system specially tailored to specific brand of device which allows many low level optimizations
* quality controlled apps
* lots of great compatible merch
cons:
* proprietary operating system
* rooting is literally fucking illegal
* unreasonably priced
* aforementioned compatible merch is even more unreasonably priced
* not enough apps available due to overly strict quality control
* can't install apps from downloaded installation files
* if you need an app but can't find it and are forced to make it yourself you have to pay apple royalties just to develop for their platform

===Android===
cons:
* slows down randomly
* jerky animations and response times
* boring utilitarian physical design
* not as good specs
* randomly crashes
* occasionally incompatibilities between operating system and device
* little to no quality control on apps
* less veritable selection of merch
pros:
* runs on linux which is free and open source
* rooting voids warranty but is legal
* reasonably priced
* merch is also reasonably priced because it's generic instead of specialized to the specific model
* you'll eventually find just about any app you can think to look for if you wade far enough through the sea of shit
* can install apps from downloaded installation files
* if you need to make an app yourself for something no one can stop you

think about it, everything better about iPhone is how well it does what it does

but what something can do is more important than how well it does it

android does more therefore android is better

smells like a lot of troller iphone users hahaha XD

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then you are a insecure faggot. You post that shit but you probably fill the negative criteria you listed to a certain degree. My cousin is very successful man who uses android. He designs electrical schematics and writes machine code for water filter systems. Guess what type of phone he uses?

OP is the one who doesnt know shit about what he is talking about. The general population uses iphone and that is his way to feel like he is a normal healthy human but he is a walking contradiction who should just kill himself. You are going in circles buddy, I think its time to just stop and kill yourself.

Shut the fuck up you waste of abortion.

>I made this in microsoft paint becasue i'm frustrate

lol...

saved up for phone,

bought moto x from republic wireless

bill is $13 a month

laugh at friends and family paying $34 to $140+ a month

android = win

fucking this

It's bait you turboautist

Are you retarded m8?

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Look at me Im an iphone user too cool for a headphone port

MY FUCKING SIDES
"turboautist" caught me off guard

gtfo newfag

Lol'd at iDeals

You have it the other way around. iPhone users are brain dead most of the time.

Windows phones are above this level of petty argument

Pro tip: don't date those women. Only fuck them.

K

Get out Bill

Look at that clutter. Its horrible, why are the windows phones sticking with that ugly layout. Gues what i hate about windows 10/8.1 That shitty layout!

Have you used a newer Android phone? Lag was fixed like two years ago for anyone with more than a $100 budget.

The specs and camera supersede the iPhone now. There's no reason to buy an iPhone anymore.

kek

>My cousin is very successful man who uses Android.
>Guess what type of phone he uses?

Android?

Nice bait you sad faggot. Probably posted this from your Samsung Galaxy Nexus. Try harder next time.

Does it Also allow you to cheat death?

I'm not taking any advice from people who think they're fucking phone is a status symbol. I bet your mummy got you your iPhone.

You have no evidence of that. You don't know if he's capable of speaking.