How does Sup Forums clean their butthole? I don't mean cleaning inside the anal canal in preperation for anal sex...

How does Sup Forums clean their butthole? I don't mean cleaning inside the anal canal in preperation for anal sex, just cleaning the anus.

Do you use a finger with soap? Toothbrush? Get the dog to lick it?

Cant help with out a picture of your own.

we have this thing called bidet in the modernized world
you sit on it back to the wall, open the water and gently wash your butthole

>mfw my first wipe comes back clean most of the time

I'd clean that butthole with my tongue bby

Use the shell system of course

How do you put your back on the wall with the towels there ???

hahaha op doesnt know how to use the 3 sea shells

you sit on the thing with you back facing the wall don't play stupid son

yfw you have super quick drying poo that is just caked on there so hard that it can't come back on the paper

Get a dog to lick it! I fucking lost it!

toilet paper. like everyone else

I just unscrew my shower head and use the hose to fill my colon with water until I feel only slightly uncomfortable, and then I unleash hell upon my toilet; and I do that about 3 times or so until I'm sure I'm emptied out.

Toliet paper ain't enough, you need to actually wash the asshole with water

The fuck op.
Just clean your ass when showering. It aint that hard. No need for soap if you wipe your ass properly.
What are you? 8?

>No need for soap if you wipe your ass properly

Baby wipes

I try and shit before i shower, then while in the shower I use my left hand to clean my anus. Gross maybe, but my gf never licked shit when she stick her tongue up there l.

>Get the dog to lick it?
this nignog

Then theres toilet paper, ever heard?

Eat lots of fiber so that you shit comes out in nice solid logs with less mess