Best Ship edition
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stop doing drugs
EYO
What is his endgame?
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qt desu
Stop telling people what to do
YO! YMAH HERE WITH MAH BOÏ DUQUAN
>tfw to intelligent too work as a meme journalist
nymag.com
youtube.com
>take your baby by the heels and do the next thing that you feel
>*starts succ*
>playing forza horizon
>parked infront of festival
>the music keeps repeating black keys
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>brian feldman
>nyc
AH YES
Reminder that im the best poster in this thread.
*heems you and claims the title*
Ok now redpill me on Five Guys
How does it compare to the other "sub-national" burger chains in price and quality? Power rankings are appreciated.
Weed isn't a drug, it's a leaf.
dumb caraposter
>that pic
It used to be amazing back in the day when it was less expensive, I think they still give out free peanuts though. There's a chain I like better but the name escapes me
You ever get so stoned and drunk to the point where you eat a whole little ceasers pizza in one go? Cause I did and I'm. Really regretting it now.
I have $10
think I might go to the weed store and buy some weed.
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>he eats anything other than the bacon wrapped pizza
don't do that
They put lots of fries in the bag, and where I am they make it a point that their potatoes come from Iowa/theUS.
I honestly don't know if (or think) it's even possible to outsource potatoes.
Buy Poptarts and Cheetos instead.
Alcohol and Weed do not mix well in my body, last time i did i remember going to the bathroom and then staying like 40 mins laying down in the shower.
Isn't that Arizona's gf?
hypothesis: sinaloa likes cara because he has thick eyebrows like her
I had 10 bucks, some weed and was thoroughly shitfaced. Not to mention, it's a short walk away. Their pepperoni pizza don't taste too bad but fuck me
Yeah, that's the Tinder slut who Arizona is fucking right now.
i think alcholic english teacher in vietnam would be a good life choice
captcha was a street sign in thai
wacky
Not sure if he is from Arizona (I don't use Autismflags), but yes :-)
Very cute couple
Worst is Ativan/Xanax and alcohol.
I punched a medically retarded guy while mixing both.
what?
>gf
>couple
me on the right
Hmmmm
>be 5'11
>people in California think I'm tall
More like Manletifornia ammirite
I obviously replied to the wrong post. I meant to reply to the one right above you.
>tinder slut thats probably fucking other 3 men at the same time
>gf
/lat/
Forget the weed I'm gonna buy 2 bottles of cheap wine
rest in piss WRKD bong
08/2012 - 02/2017
>cheap wine
Why not just huff rubbing alcohol instead?
did you ever clean it?
Hey famn, I was only curious
were you smoking crack cocaine up that bitch?
sometimes, mostly just water changes. The yellow tint at the top is part of the glass though.
I smoked weed once and drank too much beer the same night. It was that night that I have learned that I shan't be smoking the devils herbs ever again.
I passed out on a couch while the English chick next to me was asking "Are you OK?".
She wouldn't stop bothering me and kept stroking my thigh, eventually started kissing me out of the blue while I had my eyes closed (I was basically raped) which triggered my gag reflex for some reason and I threw up all over the floor. I just went back to sleep and my friends cleaned up for me, god bless them.
The next morning I was told by my friends that she was actually asking "are you gay?" because I was just trying to sleep on the couch while everyone else was trying to get his dick wet lol
So the moral of the story is - drugs are for degenerates and disgusting fuckers as proven by
;_;7
Really NEED a black hair blue eyed gf
i didnt think the yellow was a stain lol that would be the grossest shit ever
i find using one of those dishwashing satchets and boiling water works super well
idk I think I might buy some 99c store wine
good night
Getting lunch
Guess he country represented in this picture
Will reveal the correct answer when I return
Pro tip: Last time I did this it took 250 posts and no was able to guess it
does such a thing even exist?
Fuck cheap wine, just buy these
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Why wouldn't it?
a real man's drink
Whites BTFO
It does.
And they look super QT.
I don't drink anymore unless it's very light
I always feel fucked until Tuesday or Wednesday
>211
just shoot me in the stomach already nigger
what ethnicity?
southern euros
Yes and they're great
really like this picture
Yeah I met one once
But she's short and degenerate
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
I produce little to no sperm when I cum now
What's wrong with me?
>Google raven haired blue eyed girl
>first hit is stormfront
Lel
Stop fapping for a week
how often to do you jack off
call of duty 2 big red one is still the greatest game ever made
Daily
it varies how many times a day
Anything cool happen on /cum/ during the last week?
How's BajaChan?
raven hair and blue eyes is goat combination
that's your problem
how can you even masturbate that often, shit gets boring quickly
just fuck a ho IRL
waiting for footkraut to leave the general before I post regularly again desu
WHITE ASS
she really tried to hide the fact that she has no assets
Idk I just need to
It might be an addiction
when i was 10 this was a very traumatic moment for me
>CoD2
>10 yo
lol
also
>10 yo
>parents let you play CoD
nice parenting
now look where you ended up
Reminder that sucking your own dick is DOUBLE gay
>getting your dick sucked by a man
gay
>sucking a dick
gay
ergo is double gay.
Reminder that jerking off is DOUBLE gay
>getting your dick stroked by a man
gay
>jerking off a dick
gay
ergo is double gay.
>getting your dick stroked by a man
>getting your dick stroked by a man
Nothing gay about neither of those things.
Eating a girl out is double super hetero
>having sex with a girl
hetero
>being close to a girl's vagina
super hetero
ergo is double super hetero
What if I only watch my reflection in the mirror
fucking reply to me
eating out girls is more gay than fucking twinks
fight me faggot
fuck off
Nothing cool happened dummy
>no one guessed
typical /cum/