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Best Ship edition

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stop doing drugs

EYO

What is his endgame?

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qt desu

Stop telling people what to do

YO! YMAH HERE WITH MAH BOÏ DUQUAN

>tfw to intelligent too work as a meme journalist
nymag.com/selectall/2017/02/whomst-is-the-smartest-on-Sup Forums.html

youtube.com/watch?v=n1TNLU-ydLA

>take your baby by the heels and do the next thing that you feel
>*starts succ*

>playing forza horizon
>parked infront of festival
>the music keeps repeating black keys
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh
>i got the love that keeps me waitin
>ooh ohh oh ohhh

>brian feldman
>nyc

AH YES

Reminder that im the best poster in this thread.

*heems you and claims the title*

Ok now redpill me on Five Guys

How does it compare to the other "sub-national" burger chains in price and quality? Power rankings are appreciated.

Weed isn't a drug, it's a leaf.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xc1uQI2XmZs

dumb caraposter

>that pic

It used to be amazing back in the day when it was less expensive, I think they still give out free peanuts though. There's a chain I like better but the name escapes me

You ever get so stoned and drunk to the point where you eat a whole little ceasers pizza in one go? Cause I did and I'm. Really regretting it now.

I have $10
think I might go to the weed store and buy some weed.

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>he eats anything other than the bacon wrapped pizza

don't do that

They put lots of fries in the bag, and where I am they make it a point that their potatoes come from Iowa/theUS.

I honestly don't know if (or think) it's even possible to outsource potatoes.

Buy Poptarts and Cheetos instead.

Alcohol and Weed do not mix well in my body, last time i did i remember going to the bathroom and then staying like 40 mins laying down in the shower.

Isn't that Arizona's gf?

hypothesis: sinaloa likes cara because he has thick eyebrows like her

I had 10 bucks, some weed and was thoroughly shitfaced. Not to mention, it's a short walk away. Their pepperoni pizza don't taste too bad but fuck me

Yeah, that's the Tinder slut who Arizona is fucking right now.

i think alcholic english teacher in vietnam would be a good life choice

captcha was a street sign in thai

wacky

Not sure if he is from Arizona (I don't use Autismflags), but yes :-)

Very cute couple

Worst is Ativan/Xanax and alcohol.

I punched a medically retarded guy while mixing both.

what?

>gf
>couple

me on the right

Hmmmm

>be 5'11
>people in California think I'm tall
More like Manletifornia ammirite
I obviously replied to the wrong post. I meant to reply to the one right above you.

>tinder slut thats probably fucking other 3 men at the same time
>gf

/lat/

Forget the weed I'm gonna buy 2 bottles of cheap wine

rest in piss WRKD bong

08/2012 - 02/2017

>cheap wine
Why not just huff rubbing alcohol instead?

did you ever clean it?

Hey famn, I was only curious

were you smoking crack cocaine up that bitch?

sometimes, mostly just water changes. The yellow tint at the top is part of the glass though.

I smoked weed once and drank too much beer the same night. It was that night that I have learned that I shan't be smoking the devils herbs ever again.
I passed out on a couch while the English chick next to me was asking "Are you OK?".
She wouldn't stop bothering me and kept stroking my thigh, eventually started kissing me out of the blue while I had my eyes closed (I was basically raped) which triggered my gag reflex for some reason and I threw up all over the floor. I just went back to sleep and my friends cleaned up for me, god bless them.

The next morning I was told by my friends that she was actually asking "are you gay?" because I was just trying to sleep on the couch while everyone else was trying to get his dick wet lol


So the moral of the story is - drugs are for degenerates and disgusting fuckers as proven by

;_;7

Really NEED a black hair blue eyed gf

i didnt think the yellow was a stain lol that would be the grossest shit ever

i find using one of those dishwashing satchets and boiling water works super well

idk I think I might buy some 99c store wine

good night

Getting lunch

Guess he country represented in this picture

Will reveal the correct answer when I return

Pro tip: Last time I did this it took 250 posts and no was able to guess it

does such a thing even exist?

Fuck cheap wine, just buy these

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Why wouldn't it?

a real man's drink

Whites BTFO

It does.

And they look super QT.

I don't drink anymore unless it's very light
I always feel fucked until Tuesday or Wednesday

>211
just shoot me in the stomach already nigger

what ethnicity?

southern euros

Yes and they're great

really like this picture

Yeah I met one once
But she's short and degenerate

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

I produce little to no sperm when I cum now

What's wrong with me?

>Google raven haired blue eyed girl
>first hit is stormfront
Lel

Stop fapping for a week

how often to do you jack off

call of duty 2 big red one is still the greatest game ever made

Daily
it varies how many times a day

Anything cool happen on /cum/ during the last week?

How's BajaChan?

raven hair and blue eyes is goat combination

that's your problem

how can you even masturbate that often, shit gets boring quickly

just fuck a ho IRL

waiting for footkraut to leave the general before I post regularly again desu

WHITE ASS

she really tried to hide the fact that she has no assets

Idk I just need to
It might be an addiction

youtube.com/watch?v=1_oUid4RUMw

youtu.be/L_IDrBQJqec?t=3m55s

when i was 10 this was a very traumatic moment for me

>CoD2
>10 yo
lol

also
>10 yo
>parents let you play CoD
nice parenting
now look where you ended up

Reminder that sucking your own dick is DOUBLE gay

>getting your dick sucked by a man

gay

>sucking a dick

gay

ergo is double gay.

Reminder that jerking off is DOUBLE gay

>getting your dick stroked by a man

gay

>jerking off a dick

gay

ergo is double gay.

>getting your dick stroked by a man
>getting your dick stroked by a man

Nothing gay about neither of those things.

Eating a girl out is double super hetero

>having sex with a girl
hetero

>being close to a girl's vagina
super hetero

ergo is double super hetero

What if I only watch my reflection in the mirror

fucking reply to me

eating out girls is more gay than fucking twinks

fight me faggot

fuck off

Nothing cool happened dummy

>no one guessed

typical /cum/