How do we stop him?

how do we stop him?

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why are you people spamming him now? what is your endgame?

Remove the bucket and run away before the impending explosion

tell him he's not allowed to solo in melodic or natural minor.

>rebuild the chicken coup he burned down
> lock him back in it
There, job done.

you dont

Let me give you a quick rundown.

>Malmsteen bows to Buckethead
>In contact with chickens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Controls Bucketheadland with an iron but fair fist
>Own chicken coops & theme parks globally
>Direct descendant of ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bucketgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of chicken research facilities on Earth
>First designer chickens will in all likelihood be Buckethead babies
>said to shred at 215 notes per second, such wide range of styles and skill has never existed before on Earth
>Ancient KFC scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented musical progress with them
>He owns bucketbot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have bucketbots inside you right now
>Buckethead is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the music of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Buckethead bunker in Wilkes land?
>He learned fluent sweeping in under an hour
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Buckethead. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only in Bucketheadland
>The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to Bucketheadland
>The last person who missed a call was Jimi Hendrix. He overdosed on barbiturates and killed himself out of fear.
>He is about 5 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

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>implying he can be stopped

We don't, like I said earlier you stupid cunt.

the lick that saved europe

wait a minute...who is this...

Why does he wear the mask?

If i pull that off would he die?

will he collab with viper?

woah

kek

Why? He's not in the mainstream (outside of guitar hero 2) enough to be shoved down anyone's throat that I know of, anybody else can just ignore him? It's not like he does anything but happen to be good at guitar/effects. I'm not really a fan of him, but even my guitar nerd friends only bring him up once in a blue moon.

Which of the Pikes are actually worth listening to?

recently: Coupon, 2222222, mermaid stairwell

Well... uh... It would be extremely, painful...

All of them you stupid coon.

google pike suggester