This nigger thinks he's getting a record deal, dubs decides what I say next

This nigger thinks he's getting a record deal, dubs decides what I say next

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OP say, one of the requirements to sign with us is too be at least a silver 5 in league of legends

OP DON'T DENY MY DUBS

DON'T DENY HIS DUBS

Bump for interest.

You ruined it with the Detroit quip dummy

What kind of budget are you looking for in the cocaine department? Most of our artists start off with about a gram a day allowance.

I LOVE SUCKING NIGGER COCK AND SWALLOWING NIGGER SEMEN

Great all I need is a dickpic for the album cover

Sorry it took me so long

Shit guys help me with this

Holy shit you just posted the number...

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Dude u number retard
Prepare for shitstorm of dickpics and pizza orders

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Not my number, its the nigger's

Oh that poor guy...

Well that's a felony, jus sayin

Could you imagine this guy? Thinks he's getting his lucky break cause his "talent" is actually maybe real.

C'mon guys give me something

"No you don't understand, we just need talented artists. We don't want any bronze scrubs. Silver or better, we think you can do that for us."

I ain't no fucking word wizard but you get where I'm going with this.

"Listen, I need to test you. Do you know what Shota con is?"

I'll do this even if its not dubs cause im desperate

Winrar

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Sorry my boyfriend got a hold of my phone and was playing a joke
I apologize
I'm ready to talk business now

Ok

Pitiful self bump

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Listen, I'm being absolutely for real, I'll get you a lot more money for the 2 albums if you have sex with me and my boyfriend

Do you have any songs about turtles?

IT WONT WORK, FUUUCKKK

How many nigger girls you been in?

Nice.

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Oh,I see you still seem to think this is real

SEND A NUDE PIC TO HIM

Listen kid I realize you're new and this is a tough industry but I'm trying to help you here. This isn't all formal and we got some tests you gotta pass before we just hand over the money. Are you willing to do what it takes are or are you just another wannabe?

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This one

Here

And here

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Okay guys time for a new target I'm gonna show you a list of people and you guys decide who I go after. Deal?

Deal, I've missed these threads

Oooh boy look at this

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Bumping for you, post when he responds

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Lol here's the guy from earlier

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don't worry, he liked it

I thought the D in D.Money meant you suck dick for money?

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS

TOP KEK YES THIIIIIS OP PLEASE

Too late he blocked me lmao

Perfect.

>finesse?

If you have a kik go here it will be easier

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This thread just got interesting

Finesse basically means manipulate (note i am the blue message)

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Look all this talk about dicks is starting to make me hard See!

you look like you have the potential to get a girl pregnant, leave her and not pay child support. That's the stuff that's going to sell. Your going to go far kid.

Go here guys, it will be way easier for me to send pics

reroll

Whats your favorite Fast & Furious movie?

I too am in buffalo ny. Who knows maybe we know each other... don't we Dan

CHRIST lol. OP send this pic to the first guy and ask him what he thinks of your dick as well

Do you have a buffalo accent, if you do that would be hott

Less of that kid. I can personally take a joke but you need to respect my colleagues. I've had a look at your social media and works, got some suggestions if you're up for this. We can get you signed but you'll have to meet us halfway on this.

>follow up with suggestions that gentrify him

I would assume so, lived here all my life

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I do like them younger, age 9 is the optimal pussy tightness imo

Oops wrong person

Ohh booyyy

Any of you fags want to give me a number to give to him?

get a texting app itll give you a real number

9205740768

Trump4lyf

Sure kid. Send an original take on the "my little pony" theme song to (email) as a sample for label consideration.

Fucking this

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FUCK I give up.

Hello,. This is the manager for the first act you conned. It didn't take long to figure out this was on Sup Forums.

This is a felony harrassing professional musisicans . I could have all yalls IP addresses recorded by just contacting the website.

OH NOW I GET FUCKING DUBS

What comes around goes around buddy.

Dubs get

Checked

gay af

Oh shit

dubs