Hey Sup Forums, what are your religious beliefs and why do you hold them?

Hey Sup Forums, what are your religious beliefs and why do you hold them?

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Because god wills it.

Christianity. Because god speaks to me

LaVeyan Satanist here.

Because it all makes sense.

Hail Satan

Buddhism makes the most sense to me

I believe in a God or possibly multiple Gods because so much shit happens to me in a way that's so much of a coincidence that there must be a devil. I believe that organized religion is bs though.

Catholicism, it keeps us mexicans civilized and with morals.

I believe in the possibility of a God, but I have no interaction with it as it has no interaction with me.

More like a "Belief in belief" then?

You mean you can actually physically hear him or in an emotional way?

Scientologist. Whoop whoop! Dyanetics for life!

Technically an atheist but I don't like to say it because all the edgy kids took it and now its a meme

not him, but

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholicism

All religion is stupid. If you are religious then you are stupid.

End of thread.

not sure if edgy kid or b8

i just don't see any proof of there being a god of any kind.

I will go even further to say that all religion should be outlawed/banned/frowned upon. It's held us back centuries, when is enough enough?

There is no God. There is no afterlife. You are a bio-machine with pre-programmed thinking defects.

It's true. What religion are you?

Protestant Christian. I find it to be the most logical, as well as most morally structured religion.

Those are some cool shapes, but I don't really worship things.

I believe that children are our future. Teach them well, and let them lead the way.

Christianity, because I believe in Christ, because it is good for me and my family, and because I fear what comes after death.
I believe in some taoist practices too, I believe that follow the tao is a means to achieve good health and longevity.

Those are some righteous dubs.

I am a white muslim and choose to practice Islam because there is no God but God, and Muhammad is his Prophet.

allahu akbar Sup Forumsros

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>atheist

>religion

are atheists really this stupid

Thanks man. God bless.

Not b8 m8 just truth.

at least im not a nigger

i believe in MDMA/LSD

I'll bite.

Religion prevents self-righteousness and sodomy, which if kept uncheck, will eventually destroy the entire population of a group. You can't have gay babies, surprise surprise.

What's your defense to this?

How's middle school going for you champ?

I meant that as "I don't have any, but that's edgy so I don't tell anyone"

i have none

kek

Humanism, because some of us have to actually work to advance the species and don't have time to screw around. Need religions though, until an organized empire arises I need the useless plebs pacified.

Tell me how religion is bad.

so atheist or agnostic?

odinist, found it while i was in the military it fits me well and i like it

does Fascism considered a religion ??

As a Jew (tikkun olam, look it up), I find it amusing you got literally all of our symbols wrong.

having a fairy tale spread to the point of world wide belief is kinda bad. take Christianity, the story of an affair that got seriously fucking outa hand

Hey user. You got any big plans?

No, Patrick, fascism is not a religion.

Asatru

Causes war, makes people hate each other, can't have sex, literally giving your life up to a man in the sky that may or may not exist, etc. come on user use your head.
(not )

take a guess.

how do you feel about being responsible for killing Jesus

Ok!
>Religion prevents self-righteousness and sodomy, which if kept uncheck, will eventually destroy the entire population of a group.
That's a cool statement kid, any proof to back that up? Any scientific papers you can link me to? A single shred of evidence perhaps?
>You can't have gay babies, surprise surprise.
??? wot?
Babies cannot be sexual, they can grow up to be gay though. To gay people cannot biologically have a baby. I don't know what you are referring to.

Anyway... What religion are you?

I warn you I'm not interested in mental masturbation, only in establishing truth here.

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Look it up. You could spend your life reading about how religion is bad. There are good qualities to it too obviously.

Atheist, because it's the only point of view on religion that makes any sense.

Also my fedora isn't just going to tip itself.

>implying this is my image

The hippie committed suicide. Deal with it.
from atheist

the GOD EMPEROR PROTECTS!

Completely retarded, as if fucking your girlfriend in the ass once in a while would erradicate the human race.

Hahaha

They're all bullshit

then what about the Swastika??

Christianity focuses on the New Testament of the Bible. Tell me somewhere in that book where any of these things are said.

Well, I'm currently an agnostic, but I understand that moral standards are a good thing to keep civilization together.

>is national socialist symbol
>Hindus owned it before the nazis

>from atheist

you really think im going to listen to some retarded atheist,go tip your Fedora out of this thread faggot

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i would but id rather go smoke this fatty and not poison your brainwashed mind

I start my own cult, I am my own religion

It still causes war, look at ISIS. Not to mention you still can't fuck, and you still worship a man in the sky that may or may not exist

>agnostic
So what you really mean is uneducated/stupid

>but I understand that moral standards are a good thing to keep civilization together.
Riiiiiiiight..... What's your field?

I WORSHIP NIGGER DICK

Ya, I hear your lack of facts from here, and with it your mind's butt hurt. Stay mad.

>cartels
>narcos
O.K

Same situation here.

Do you even know what sodomy is? Sodomy is being homosexual. You legitimately can't have babies when you're in a homosexual relationship. That's just common sense. Do you want me to send you a five page report on middle school biology?

And what I meant with gay babies is that two homosexual partners can't have kids because they're gay. You're right about what you said with kids needing to grow up to be gay, though.

And self-righteousness is the emotion that you believe that you are better to raise children. It means that you put yourself above others. Basically, it's when someone goes into their fifties with doing nothing but having sex and holding no intent to have children in the future.

Christian.

>I warn you I'm not interested in mental masturbation, only in establishing truth here.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

we could be worse, without religion.

sick b8
I don't claim to fully know the meaning of life.

not a cuck thread. move along.

Shut up human, no matter how great you think you are, you're just a monkey dancing in the palm hand of Buddha.

>Not having sex because the man in the sky will send you to hell
>same guy who literally got a guy's wife pregnant

I think it might be, actually.

I keep that monkey as my pet.

I am that monk

I love sodomizing women! It makes Christian's more butt hurt then the woman's ass I'm in.

Its called freewill

Not b8. You're uneducated/stupid I hope it's because you're young.

Don't make statements if you can't back them up.

> know the meaning of life.
You haven't cracked this one yet. It's really not as hard as people make it out to be.

I don't have any religious views because I'm not a retard.

ayy lmao u tk him 2 da bar???? lool kool storhy bruh

We can have sex. We're simply supposed to find someone who we're willing to spend our life with.

As for God's existence, believe what you will, but the likelihood that our universe came about without orchestration is...zero.

>palm hand of Buddha
Agreed with you completely up until this point.

which if god even existed he never would've given humanity because of how we fuck each other. Also mighty my ass. fuck any idea of divinity.

Life has no meaning, faggot. You're a piece of meat just like everyone else.

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Zero? Come on dude.

>Don't make statements if you can't back them up.
Pony up faggot. Let's hear the meaning of life.

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Guess who is calling fuck faces? Ya that is right. Only the true of faith in the Emperor will answer, be tested and then equipped to fight this thread of heretics.

GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!

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I'm a quaker deist. I believe in a benevolent God who created us and speaks to us all in our hearts. I believe all major religions are subconscious interpretations of this God and His word, and differ only by virtue of the differences in the life experiences through which lens they're filtered in transcription. I believe the real truth about God -- His story, His miracles -- those are facts fundamentally beyond perfect human comprehension, and the superposition of all religious beliefs of everyone in the world is the closest our imperfect mortal minds can come to modeling these ethereal truths, but still quite far from them. I also believe God's qualities are such that His existence is wholly compatible with modern scientific knowledge. This does not necessarily entail he is unable to break physical laws, but rather that he resides in a realm beyond that in which they apply.

Why do I believe this? I couldn't tell you. Maybe because I'm lonely and need a friend. So I made a friend of my conscience.

Researching applied genetics. Massive investments in aerospace tech with emphasis on resource harvesting. Fusion power incoming. Next generation of rocketry in the works. Slowly pushing for globalism to create a global political unit to facilitate the push for genuine space exploration with plans for eventual colonization. Progress is slow due to political control by hostile entities and general distrust by most of the population. Don't worry user, scientific progress and enlightenment doesn't require one to believe, it just is. Go to church, toil away, and stay out of our way. Thank you.

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Not quite zero, but for all practical purposes, it is zero. It's more likely for me to put my hand in the air and watch as bread, ham, and cheese flow out of my kitchen, cook themselves, and form together perfectly in my hand...God dang I'm hungry. Anyway, It's basically impossible.

>he uses a sourceless dictionary
of course google isn't going to put the real definition. guess what they support.

>guess what they support

Oh I don't even know anymore. Is it Jews? It's always someone with you people.

Actually it was more of a check to see if you had anything worth joining up into. People work together better. But the whole global government. Kind of scary. What would keep it in check? But I do feel you on the whole space exploration thing. We humans are not moving any where fast enough to get off this rock we are killing. Which is, frustrating and also scary.