Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya ?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya ?

I post on Sup Forums. Without any milk

I don't post the banana in ylyl threads

I drank a gallon of milk, without milk.

Uhh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting

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I only passed out once at the doctor's office when the nurse told me my heartrate was abnormally high.

I fap to trap threads.

Okay... you can pass

Yeah, soo ?

I lurk shota, loli and furry threads. Without. Fapping. Not even once.

I can't triforce, on purpose.

I browse Sup Forums, while being able to hold a decent job, happily married and have two healthy children.

Without denying that it's gay.

I never reply to your mother will die posts.

I have survived suicide attempts, 20 times.

I post white pride threads on Sup Forums daily. I am mexican.

I think cuck threads are for faggots exclusively

You mean you failed 20 times.

You suck at dying. Stop trying.

I disregard OP in every thread I am in.

Including this one.

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

Fucked a girl once. Didn't even cum.

You guys can pass

Savage.

I can get quads at will.

See

no, just no

I have defeated 8 giga nigga threads, with no rerolls

I signed up for club penguin. Without my parents permission. .....on a school night.

I never liked mudkips

I eat cereal... WITHOUT MILK.
Also

Welcome !

Get out

close but no cigar

*dies from impact*
>Last words: Thank you

My dick is always 99% flacid the entire time I am in missionary position for means of procreation.

>I have played moon man music.
>At a black lives matter protest.
>And lived.

i didn't see you before ?

Ye. You might've last night. Sorry I was. Going too hard on your moms last night. Anyway.. Let me in before I come a knockin' on your backdoor.

Oh hi spongebob!

CHOCOLATE!!

Oh Yeah! I'll Show you TUBBY!

I would have shot harambe

CHOCOLATE!!!

Fail...

CHOCOLATE!!!!

>Tubby?
>Nobody calls me Tubby!

TUBBY

I spiked my dad's drink so I could rape him

The hell you put in my drink!!

HA, YOU ARE THIS FAGGOT

>Takes gun out
>Puts it in mouth
>Pulls trigger
>Do you think your joke is still funny?

I post the banana in ylyl threads

I swallow cock,


WITH OUT GAGGING

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Not even!

Me too. You can't pass

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK!!

Can come in?

U kno it is.

I sang "good morning Baltimore" in a bar full of mostly black people while the riots were occurring.
And got applause.

Oh...

We are looking for a yellow man who has made someone commit suicide.

I survived the pussification of the cis white male.

let me in or I won't go on a second date with your mom

hairspray is a pro-segregation musical you fucking moron.
good morning baltimore is like... the theme of the musical. that's like yelling out "black lives matter". thats not tough.

We got him!

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True heroes

Nigga that's pussy shit.

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I called my commander dude once

Uh,

I TAKE IT UP THE ASS


WITHOUT GETTING SHIT ON THE DICK

>I survived 9/11
>I was on the top floor

I fap

Nooooo, really ?

I fuck hookers without a condom on.

Wait a minute. Are you assuming that. No one in this fine establishment has or ever will have had a weenie?

If I don't get dubs, it's true.

I need that in my life, tired of shit on the dick

And ?

Das gross. Not the hooker or the condom part. You actually attempting to procreate.

Gas?

Jews?

>Teleports behind reg
>Nothing personnel kid

JEWS

... and I didn't catch anything.

J E W S ! ! :33

JEW

Alot of STDs have no initial symptoms

Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting

>it sympathesizes

jew to you too :33

Jews?

gas now, other stuff later :33

I went on legofriends.com without asking my parents permission

>Killed a 200 year old time god as a teenager
>Help killed David Bowie with a hand fetish
>Can stop time
>Great father
>fucked 2000 dolphins in stopped time

>great father

I dry fap

>Nah, I'm bullshitting