Go to your bedroom

>go to your bedroom
>see this guy on your bed
what do

bake him muffins

ask him to eat my ass

mount him

Grab my BK9 and drive it so far up his shitpipe next time he squats he will literally shit his guts out.

Is that the answer you want to hear? This fucking thread or a variation of it TEN TIMES A FUCKING DAY.

FUCK OFF AND GET A LIFE YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF DOG SHIT

Ask if he is hungry and give him a bowl of eggs

Get destroyed anally

Have the hottest sex I've had in my life.

fag

Ah! I have those exact bedsheets!

I’d probably ask him if he's up for some Mario Kart .

Damn fucking right

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You again? underrated post x2

Do a 360 turn and run.

Or a 720 If you want more chances to get cucked

You mean 180?

kek

grab a condom and wreck his man pussy

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>*moonwalk

ask him to slap my girlfriends ass so I can question myself about what I'd do next.

politely tell him that im only into twinks, and hope he doesnt kick my ass