Sup Forums 5 sec. to live

Sup Forums 5 sec. to live
last words?

Existence precedes essence. Man is condemned to be free.

Should you strike me down, I shall become stronger than you can imagine.

Function dictates form, the world is no more concrete than your mind

Flesh is a prison. Thank you for freeing me.

This pseudo enlightenment crap is so damn cringey.

Keep away! the sow is mine.
(Demonic voice)

my ancestors are smiling down at me imperials
can you say the same

FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

FREEDOOO-

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wasn't the guillotine invented in the early 1800s just prior to the French revolution?

1789

Molon labe, brute

My final meal was a large bowl of surströmming, a giant bowl of durian, 2 cartons of boiled eggs, a few cups of beans, and a big hunk of cheese. You will never forget the smell of my shit for as long as you live. I win.

that isn't a guillotine, that's a peni-

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I dindu nuffin.

I'm ready! How bout you?!

finally

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

afraid to think about it?

my ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same ?

or:

LEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEENKINS

"should we honor our treaty, king louis' head?"
"uhh, do whatever you want, i'm super dead!"

heads up

M'lady

Aw shit I forgot to make the treasure map to my buried treasure that's buried on treasure island with all the other treasure island treasures, I will always treasure my treasure buried on my treasured treasure's treasured island probably buried with other treasured treasure island treasures full of treasure.

Suck my nuts!

so, in other words

>generic and obvious response 1

or

>generic and obvious response 2

some creative mind you got there

>5 seconds
rap god

I have a stash of money, you know. Hundreds of thousands of dollars. The money is at-

>1700s
>the usd was worth less than shit
wew lad

THE CAKE IS A LIE

I watched a documentary that said people executed by guillotine could stay awake for up to 20 seconds after decapitation.

Let them eat cake imitation product