Best Celeb pics

Best Celeb pics

dem titties

that's not katy perry

Allow me to introduce Rosie Jones.

Way hotter than Katy Perry, but hardly a 'celebrity'

I don't know who she is. I just wanted to point out that wasn't Katy Perry.

>don't act like celebrities are universally famous fgt

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That's nice.
check'd

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M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice and I j-just c-came o-out o-of Spicy 'N Stuff and w-were entering our c-car when s-suddenly a-a black m-man c-came up t-to us w-with a, "Excuse me."... Victoria sm-smiled and I-I w-warmly greeted h-him g-good days when h-he unzipped his p-pants, p-pulled d-down h-his sh-shorts and r-released the Kraken, a-a rather large sea m-monster and a-a destroyer of c-cities... M-My c-countenance quickly t-turned t-to fear and m-my l-little Vic's eyes b-bulged out and m-mouth opened wide... H-He then g-grabbed it, s-started the engine and w-was r-running o-on all cylinders w-within a f-few seconds... H-His h-hands w-worked l-like l-lightning a-as if h-he w-wanted t-to do his thing b-before m-me and Victoria h-h-had a-a chance t-to run away or j-jump into the car... B-But this d-did n-not h-happen because the c-cowardly c-curd froze in m-my stomach, preventing m-me from m-moving, and Victoria j-just s-stood there w-w-with her eyes f-fixed on h-his Tonga Dance... I-I almost f-felt l-like t-telling h-him t-to calm d-down because h-he w-was g-going a-as fast a-as a f-formula one c-car... I-I l-looked a-at Vic and she w-was absolutely transfixed b-by what w-was happening before h-her... H-He w-was l-looking d-directly at Victoria and h-her b-body, sticking o-out h-his t-tongue at her, as i-if h-he w-was undressing h-her in his mind... I-I c-could see after a-a minute Vic w-was starting t-to sweat: m-maybe she w-was afraid... I-I grabbed h-her h-hand t-to comfort h-her b-but she d-didn't even notice m-me... W-Within a c-couple m-minutes h-he exploded t-to a-a finish and a-almost r-reached Vic's l-left b-boot w-with h-his c-culmulations... Sh-She l-let out a-a little g-gasp and p-pout and then b-blushed... Then the m-man r-ran o-off and w-we n-never s-saw h-him again...

Wow. That's a nice ass.

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Can somebody post a link to the Miley Cyrus sextape?

Yeah it is. Fucking love it.

Can you die in a ditch?

shes so fucking cute

Nicki Minaj camel toe

nice

Probably.

I guess I'm just hoping that a Miley Cyrus sextape exists.

and I'm hoping it gets leaked right now.

I'll never fuck her, so the next best thing is seeing her getting fucked.

The fact that you want to is proof you should die in a ditch.

I-I've noticed s-since that d-d-day Victoria has been listening t-to rap music, watching f-f-football and basketball on TV: p-probably t-t-to relieve her trauma...

Gotta love Nicki Minaj's Instagram

fuck....

but...

that hurts my feelings. besides, I cant be the only one who wants to sex all of the sex out of Miley.

No there are plenty of retards in the world.

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>Best Celeb pics
OP's was closest. Guess I'm up. Let me show you niggas how it's done.

stomach wayy too flat, girls need a little bit there.
quite disgusting looking.

dude i would fuck the hell out of miley and let her fuck the hell out of me

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SeeI was right.

this character would be a lot more believable if you implied the cowardice instead of stating it
do you just enjoy making it really outre or what?

Glorious Instagram

Goddess water nymph.

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love that tight body of hers

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Good taste.

Love her tits.
Love her ass.
Love her face because fuck you, she's fucking beautiful.
Love her legs.

Just wish i could get a look at her waxed pussy.

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and a sextape.

You can see her tits if you look up her nip slip at the VMAs

Ugly ass nigger lovers...

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P-Please f-forgive m-me g-good s-sir: I-I'm j-just a-a guy w-with a-a world cl-class m-mistress, n-not a-a professional w-writer...

There is no way there aren't nudes of her. Hell, Selena probably has some hot-as-fuck homemade porn floating around somewhere in the cloud.

I'll never get to fuck her, so I'd at least like to see her getting fucked until she passes out from orgasmic ecstasy.

Selena needs a good spanking.

Look, all I want is for all of these women to be porn stars. Why is that so goddamn impossible?

If they were porn stars you wouldnt like them as much.

I blame it on the feminazis

Damn.

That's actually a really good point.

Why can't you people just admire them from a distance? You obsessed fuckwits need doping.

Absolutely.

did I ever tell you guys about the time vicky J sucked me off in an airplane bathroom?

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>Why can't you people just admire them from a distance? You obsessed fuckwits need doping.

Go back to Tumblr

You know the rules, user. Pics or it didn't happen.

Time to save this thread.

Oh, I hurt your feelings did I? Go fuck your sockmonkey.

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stfu you professional autist

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Top marks for sarcasm user.

Why are her eyes so far apart? She looks like the front of a Volkswagen.

>The Vulcan user has arrived
>Abandon thread
Right

Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

I'll take that as a concession. It's nice to know everyone on this site is offended by ME.

fuck yes! I need to see maisie naked like right now yesterday.

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P-Please f-forgive m-me g-good s-sir; d-don't b-bust m-my door open and steal m-my m-mistress a-as I watch helplessly w-with m-my f-finger u-up m-my butt...

Selena gets dubs. Kelli gets dubs. Kek approves of these goddesses.

niggers

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That was actually so over the top it made me laugh.

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I-I know I-I d-don't deserve h-her and i-if h-her m-mother knew I-I w-was peddling h-her around l-like a-a piece of money she w-would b-be aghast...

Kelli always gets so many dubs. It's like magic.

Nigger gots hepatitis-B

Cheeky

raven?

>those legs
hhhnnngg

O-Out o-of curiosity I-I often w-wondered h-how m-much I-I c-could d-deep p-pocket i-if s-s-such an occurrence h-happenstanced f-for s-say an h-hour t-to s-some k-kind g-gentlemen w-with d-deepest pockets a-and a-a stiff upper l-lip...

VJ is hot but fuck this vj-fag

posting my own vj

nudes when?

Today?

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I-I know Vic w-would d-do a-as I-I s-say and g-go where I say s-so i-it's always a-an option w-when the c-color of coin d-disappears f-from m-my inner pocket...

I love me some inbred mongolic bitches.

I fucking wish.

here, here

dubs for vj

oh god yes. i'm looking for more pics of Maise ill dump some to, so others can enjoy her perfection.

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Sh-She's s-such a mild m-mannered and quiet a-as a bird creature a-around m-me, s-s-so respectful and submissive; i-it's always a-a wonder, even to a m-m-man of my nature...

Are her tits even real?

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