Secret / Advice / Vent thread pt3

Secret / Advice / Vent thread pt3

anyone ever gotten to fuck a family member? did you enjoy or regret it? how did it initiate and would you do it again?

no

I helped 3 ex gfs to fuck a dog

>I put Greek yogurt in my foreskin before I go to bed.
>when I wake up it has dried a little and formed curds
>I then eat those curds

Why?

>Secret / Advice / Vent

make up your mind faggot OP. What is the thread?

>pick ONE

Literal dick cheese. Nice.

I got a blowjob from the drawfag bawble from the Sup Forums drawthread. She did it the first night we hung out and it was in front of another person.

>helped

implying

let me correct that for you

I h̶e̶l̶p̶e̶d̶ made 3 ex gfs t̶o̶ fuck a dog

kik?

>hers, not yours faggot

Is life giving you too many choices, user?

thye were always dog fuckers. he just helped them get there

Because I love the idea of seeing them dominated by a dog, it degrades them a bit but it's also hot as fuck anyway seeing a dog fuck them roughly and seeing them enjoy it. The noises and facial expressions from realising whats about to happen to being scared and degraded to fucking loving being filled up by a dogs cock and cum... amazing.
They all agreed, 2 were more eager than other though.

How do I know if this girl likes me?????

She doesn't have a kik, I think she has a tumblr but I don't know the url, admittedly, she isn't very attractive.

Fucking top kek

Story time! Details, pictures if possible, video if you have any. I have a snake to wrestle.

>she isn't very attractive.

you say that as if you have a point

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yes, 3 to be exact (one wasn't even related to me really but that's beyond the point). I enjoyed every moment of the interactions. First one, she had a crush on me since she was a kid, as we got older and I visited her, she brought it up, one thing lead to another and we fucked each other whenever we saw each other. 2nd one was her sister who heard the noises from her room one time and saw how we interacted with each other, knew something was up, snuck into the bathroom while I was showering, fucked and similar thing (kind of hard juggling between two sisters). 3rd one, I got drunk at a family wedding and she took advantage of me (sort of). I wouldn't do it again, I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

My first blowjob was from my mentally handicapped, mid-20s male cousin, when I was 14.

It's the only gay experience I've had, but I still think about it to this day and I'm almost 30.

>the only gay experience I've had
That's where you lost me, faggot.

k

Stuck in a shitty job, barely enough to cover rent for myself and my partner, kid on the way
Any advice?

Just had my first threesome tonight with my (ex) girlfriend and her friend, only to find out after, that one of her friends "boyfriends" was sleeping in the next room.

>Stoked I had a threesome
>not stoked because dat boi is a distant "friend" of mine and I unknowingly/knowingly disrespected him

Fuck girls, nothing but trouble. Better off on my own

Will cutting off my balls make time travel possible :)))?

>Any advice?
Plenty but we have to get the formalities out of the way first. Don't forget the timestamp.

idk, worth a shot.

>Fuck girls, nothing but trouble. Better off on my own
But cum swapping with yourself just doesn't do it like when two cumdumpsters do it.

Are we not going to talk about this dick cheese eating motherfucker?!?!?!

TRIPS

If I had tits then I'd be good to go

Tits or GFTO

Pics or it literally didn't happen

>male me, 12-13 at the time
>jacking off, porn, climaxing, etc is a subject I had yet to learn
>playing Mario Kart Wii in my living room, no one in the house except my twin bro and other bro
>twin bro is asleep but older bro comes out and watches me play mario kart
>after a bit he asks "Hey user, can I give you a blowjob?"
>without knowing what a blowjob is, my curiousity gets to me and agree
>he gets down and starts sucking me off
>feelsgoodman
>I ejaculate inside of him
>the next couple days we'd do more shit, jack eachother off, suck eachother off, etc.
>we eventually stopped and promised not to tell anyone (also no homo)
>to this day I haven't told anyone until now
>bro is 19 and I'm 18
>he's living with his boyfriend in an apartment
>tfw I might have made him gay
>tfw he's the reason I jack off 2-3 times a day
100% true. No b8.

She doesnt

Lurk moar newfag

Dudes have A-cups or you can always

Nice trips...
And yeah the dick cheese thing is pretty funny.. but it's not the most fucked up thing

>newfag
I wish. My life is behind me not in front of me.

Gay

>(also no homo)
Too late.

I'm the guy who is purposely spreading hiv to men and women via online dating/hookups.

It works, cause I look like someone who would never do it.

It's efficient because those who contract it usually call and warn me (as if they infected me)

It's Gods will, because it is.

Newfag confirmed

Try-hard faggot.

My father drove my fiance out of my life by fabricating a story that I threatened him with a knife, then taunted me about how I was going to lose her until I ran away.

He thinks we're cool now, I'm still waiting.

...

Do you have nudes of your ex? Do you have video of your dad railing your fiance? Post that shit

You know what would really poss him off..

You should hold him down and suck his dick

Only pic I got is a screenshots from a snap I sent to some friends.

Gross

I convinced an ex to finger her sister

I donate $200 per month to charities supporting people with disabilities. I've never told anybody I know and I've never claimed the donations as a tax write off

Your neckbeards showing

Triple dubs confirms it

And dubs confirms triple dubs

Kek has spoken

Oh shit, nigger. I don't even care if this is real or just a lot of faggatry. You should rail those bitches again. This time at your place so that one cumdumpster's boy doesn't kidney stab you.

That's the only way to truly donate selflessly, if true you're a good person user.

I've been using my roommates deodorant for the past 2 days cause I ran out and I'm not going to the store til tomorrow

It's been more than 3 years and I still miss my ex. Was love at first sight and totally my fault that she left. I long for the deep conversations, the encouragement/confidence she gave me, but most of all the sex. She's the only woman I've ever met that's as kinky as me, if not more so. "Normal" sex with other women has been boring as fuck. I'd give anything for just another night with her. We barely talk now; I know she's not coming back. Would rather die alone than feign love again just to kill the loneliness. Besides, women can tell when you're doing that.

I'll see if I still have any pictures of that night, all I found are ones she sent me of her tits and pussy

My secret:

When I was a sophomore in college, I raped a girl on my campus. I was friends with her RA and stole his keys and used them to get into her room late one night. I wore a ski mask and all black. I waited in her closet and then when she came back I went after her from behind and told her I would stab her if she wasn't quiet. She honestly did not struggle much and never saw me and I got away with it by going to a bar near campus.

It was a big incident on campus. I never watched the news out of fear but I saw cameras once that same week. They issued a statement and said they'd catch the guy who did it but I was never suspected and I don't know if she even called the police.

I 100% regret it and consider killing myself every day. I have not slept more than 5 hours since that night. My grades have gotten much better since that is all I can do to take my mind off of what I did but other than that I am not doing well and I'm considering turning myself in soon

Should I?

Story Sup Forumsro. Tell it with all the facts. pics too.

no

Lol nothing gross about this besides on girl is a SLUT. Both girls are hotter than any pussy u get.

Could rail them again but they arnt worth my fuckin time, drunk drug seeking skanks. I got better shit to spend my time on

>of her tits and pussy
Those will work for now. It'll give you time to hunt for the ones from that night.

>Vent
I almost don't have it in me to vent right now. I feel so dead inside. I continue to betray anything good left within myself. I don't know if I'm redeemable anymore. Not existing right now might actually be a good thing. All I have in life is who I have become and I have failed with that as I often hate myself.

>Should I?
Yes you should but first some greentext.

How does one maintain an erection during this? Gf wants me to "break" into her crib and "rape" her one night. Some twisted fantasy.

Thinking about just posting her address on Craigslist and pretending to be her, so that she does get assaulted.

Maybe she'll shut the fuck up and go back to playing her position then.

>I got better shit to spend my time on
Than doing two women at one time?

>How does one maintain an erection during this?
Just the right amount of coke.

Don't get your bitch raped. She want the fake shit not the real shit. Dude, crawl through a window and ram that ass until it doesn't stop bleeding for a week.

If you want your conscience to rest you have to, but you'll be charged with putting her under duress too..

If you can't bring yourself to do it, write her a letter user. Tell her you want to kill yourself because of it, but you can't turn yourself in because of lifelong ramifications. Give her the satisfaction of knowing the pain you're in. You probably fucked the spark right out of that girl, and you're a fuckin monster for it.

Have you ever talked to her after the rape

This is the worst advice. Do not take it.

I gave as many details as I could stand to be honest. Is part of me still satisfied and excited by the whimpering and the crying and squishiness? Yes but that is not a side of myself I want to embrace any longer

I fucked my friends baby mama / current fiance.

You're going to be caught soon enough, you dont regret it psycho, you must be an ugly fuck. poor you.

lol yes, when u deal drugs and go to college, there are many more opportunities that will present themselves. Shit I even lost money blowing my load in their face. You win some, you lose some. Can add the experience to the books but not to my stacks.

>inb4 drug dealer hurr durr

Not a literal letter motherfucker, if I don't spell this shit out for Sup Forumstards they deliberately misconstrue my posts to fit their narrative, fuck

I have a girlfriend but I suck off random guys from craiglist

>Is part of me still satisfied and excited by the whimpering and the crying and squishiness? Yes but that is not a side of myself I want to embrace any longer
Good luck. That side will win out again, because fuck it that's life. We should both fucking end ourselves user.

Not into that brutal shit. I'm kinky yeah, but I'm tired of her whiny ass wanting this "excitement". I'd love to hear about how some nigger broke in and ripped her pussy wide open.

Honestly just tired of this bitch lol

Honestly, I kind of like this idea. I don't know where she is now though and obviously I couldn't look into without drawing suspicions. I also bet they could trace a letter back to me easily

I never even saw her again. She never came back to the university

I liked the idea I just don't see any way for it to work. Maybe I could do an anonymous open letter and dump a few copies somewhere and hope it goes viral?

Get that nut out of your ears and listen. All of what you said was stupid. Not just the letter part. Try breathing water, faggot.

Yeah I don't think so bud

Yeah I should have wrote type her a letter so it can't be traced, sorry. Thought it would be interpreted that way

From the age of 10 - 16 I used to fuck / suck my neighbor and vice versa. He turned out gay later on.

and what makes you say that? A 240p out of focus picture with shitty lighting?

Did you just slip into her snatch or was there anal stabbing? I assume you rubbered up or did you bust inside of her?

Well then...

See

You seem like you're in a good spot. Line up 3 bitches next time. Clear that 2 bitches experiance out of your memory.

Don't ever confess dude. It's done.

Yep half sister for over a year and a half. We were adults, her pussy was tight, she had abush. Loved getting licked. Now im going to go read this thread and get pissed about all the little faggots secretly in love with some girl who wouldn't even piss in their pool

That's exactly what makes me think that.
Either those bitches were fuck ugly or you're using a fucking Motorola Razor from 2006

He wants to kill himself, for his own sake he should do it. It's a pittance but it's something.

Yeah confession is a terrible idea. KYS instead.

>Honestly just tired of this bitch lol
You sound beta as fuck. Just bag some cumdumpster in her bed when she's home. She'll get the message and you'll be done with her like a pimp.

>still not gay